Tori Hoover
@torihoover.bsky.social
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baltimore-based academic who’s just trying to get that rate my professor chili pepper
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Kristen Evans
8 days ago
i know that this is an unpopular take, but everyone starting their own newsletter as a revenue stream is not a sustainable model for writing and reporting or for people who love and want to pay for media.
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cavs just ruined my whole fuckin night dude
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9 days ago
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worth scanning the whole 50-page document here, but even this topline is stunning. imagine if, say, the fbi had a crime rate like this.
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11 days ago
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i think about this all the time as though it would ever happen to me
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21 days ago
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this reads like the first paragraph of a terrible 10th grade social studies reading response
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about 1 month ago
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Meanwhile in the actual historical documents…
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about 2 months ago
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Shrek 2 okay cmon baby this is gonna be my freaking renaissance
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about 2 months ago
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kinda giving
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2 months ago
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apropos of nothing: they should sell bound versions of nora ephron’s screenplays, i want to be able to reference that dialogue in a paper version
2 months ago
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cloud dancer: brought to you by corporate downsizing
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2 months ago
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Too bad my dissertation has already been submitted because this list truly deserves some critical analysis.
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3 months ago
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take it from someone on the job market: they’re bad!
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3 months ago
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Mixed feelings on this. I hate seeing these numbers — but as someone on the academic job market right now, it’s also hard to justify cohort sizes when the jobs we’re training PhDs for just do not exist.
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4 months ago
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wow this explains so much about the manosphere
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
https://www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein-powders-and-shakes-contain-high-levels-of-lead-a4206364640/
4 months ago
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free idea: a satirically pro-tory drag queen named lauren order
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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chick fil a better be catering ALL the cbs events from here on out
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4 months ago
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ngl, continually getting rejected from jobs paying like $60k despite my phd is uhhhhh devastating
5 months ago
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I’ll never forgive Netflix for what they did to Teenage Bounty Hunters
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5 months ago
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The people elected to serve DO have input! They nominate the Fed Board! Trump appointees already control the Fed! Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
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6 months ago
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me every time baltimore gets mentioned these days
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6 months ago
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in college there were guys who would meanly say a kenyon 10 was an ohio state 6 as though every girl on campus didn’t know THIS was the true male kenyon 10
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7 months ago
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dame
8 months ago
PhD stands for “posting here daily”
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imagine having so few problems in life that you write a letter to the editor of the washington post arguing that the city where the anthem was written should stop doing its anthem-specific ballgame tradition
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9 months ago
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Tim Onion
10 months ago
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xanax sounds like the name of a male hero in a romantasy novel
10 months ago
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me playing barbie pet rescue on the family desktop at age 7:
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11 months ago
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mr potato
11 months ago
there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”
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Minding the Gap (2018):
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11 months ago
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JEFF
about 1 year ago
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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about 1 year ago
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Cute Bitch Vanessa
about 1 year ago
I could just keep reposting this daily.
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is this good
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about 1 year ago
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maybe my thoughts are just no longer worth putting on social media and that would be a blessing
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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