Tori Hoover
@torihoover.bsky.social
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baltimore-based academic who’s just trying to get that rate my professor chili pepper
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over 2 years ago
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Shrek 2 okay cmon baby this is gonna be my freaking renaissance
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4 days ago
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kinda giving
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14 days ago
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apropos of nothing: they should sell bound versions of nora ephron’s screenplays, i want to be able to reference that dialogue in a paper version
14 days ago
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cloud dancer: brought to you by corporate downsizing
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18 days ago
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Too bad my dissertation has already been submitted because this list truly deserves some critical analysis.
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about 1 month ago
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take it from someone on the job market: they’re bad!
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about 1 month ago
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Mixed feelings on this. I hate seeing these numbers — but as someone on the academic job market right now, it’s also hard to justify cohort sizes when the jobs we’re training PhDs for just do not exist.
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2 months ago
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wow this explains so much about the manosphere
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
https://www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein-powders-and-shakes-contain-high-levels-of-lead-a4206364640/
2 months ago
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free idea: a satirically pro-tory drag queen named lauren order
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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chick fil a better be catering ALL the cbs events from here on out
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3 months ago
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ngl, continually getting rejected from jobs paying like $60k despite my phd is uhhhhh devastating
3 months ago
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I’ll never forgive Netflix for what they did to Teenage Bounty Hunters
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3 months ago
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The people elected to serve DO have input! They nominate the Fed Board! Trump appointees already control the Fed! Obviously Vance knows this, but he expects (correctly) that the average person does not, and wants to exploit that ignorance.
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4 months ago
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me every time baltimore gets mentioned these days
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4 months ago
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in college there were guys who would meanly say a kenyon 10 was an ohio state 6 as though every girl on campus didn’t know THIS was the true male kenyon 10
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5 months ago
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dame
6 months ago
PhD stands for “posting here daily”
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imagine having so few problems in life that you write a letter to the editor of the washington post arguing that the city where the anthem was written should stop doing its anthem-specific ballgame tradition
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8 months ago
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Tim Onion
8 months ago
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xanax sounds like the name of a male hero in a romantasy novel
9 months ago
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me playing barbie pet rescue on the family desktop at age 7:
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9 months ago
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mr potato
9 months ago
there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”
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Minding the Gap (2018):
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9 months ago
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JEFF
11 months ago
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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12 months ago
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Cute Bitch Vanessa
about 1 year ago
I could just keep reposting this daily.
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is this good
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about 1 year ago
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maybe my thoughts are just no longer worth putting on social media and that would be a blessing
about 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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