The last thing I need sitting in a waiting room is to be forced to listen to a war criminal named Benjamin about why genociding your enemies is good actually.

Been watching Fantasy High and I really need Emily Axford to wink at me.

Jurassic world afterbirth was by far the best movie in the Jurassic world movies, chiefly because of no Chris Pratt and no stupid hand thing. Solid 2/10 movie, still wouldn't recommend.

Thank you pornhub for reminding me that Celebrate Bisexuality Day is coming up soon. ❤️❤️💜💙💙

Tyler Robinson did nothing wrong. Also, Donald Trump raped children. Never forget.

I don't need to gamble - I just sign up for @erininthemorning.com 's substack. Every new thread is either "Your very right to exist is being threatened by fascists 🤬" or "Here's more vacation pictures with my new wife! 💖"

Anyways, on this auspicious anniversary of..something...and the first full day we are devoid of an objectively evil man, don't let up screaming that donald trump is a child rapist.

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

So Luigi was "The Adjuster", who is this guy? I propose "The Debater".

Listen I would be a tad bit more respectful if that man wasn't himself a mass murderer. He gets absolutely zero sympathy from me and mine.

Babe wake up a second Luigi has hit the nazis

Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Charlie Kir JUST KIDDING DING DONG 🥳

It's no coincidence that two of the hottest men in existence are also aggressively pro-trans. Hot men love trans women.

Wife just called our ex (the one who left me with lots of trauma) "whats-her-name" and you have no idea how healing that was for me. 🥰🥰

My Canadian girlfriend/pet and I refer to them as (F)ake units and (C)orrect units. 🤭

Just blew out a ton of dust from my desktop and my HDD temps dropped by 2°C AMA

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The feeling of it in my hands, pliable, molding it into whatever form pleases me. Making it submit to my will. The urges are primal. The technique, and the responsibility - sophisticated and exquisite.

Said goodbye, but not for forever... 😿🐾

It puts the ketchup on its hot dog or else it gets the hose again.

Get you a girl who will exfoliate every square inch of your body in the shower.

North Bay, Ontario does hot dogs better than Chicago. BITE ME.

It takes a certain amount of self respect to call yourself slurs that I very much appreciate.

When Jesus cums, will you be ready?

Making her face as red as her hair... 😏

So far everyone I've met in Canada had been a total whore, a real degenerate.

A cat girl and a puppy girl walk in to PetSmart what could go wrong.

If I had a nickel for every time I dated a ridiculously attractive redhead trans girl, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

This explains everything. I bet Rape Island was full of trans girls. And that's why things are the way they are today.

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

I'm taking a bath and I need to pee. Do I: A) Get out, walk to the toilet, and go pee B) Hold it C) Piss in the bathwater Hurry up pls time is of the essence

Mike Erhmantraut Gus Fring yaoi

My coworker has 97 tabs open. I counted.

Service dogs are the worst because they are the goodest, bestest puppies on the planet but you are not allowed to pet them 😭😭😭

A Democrat and Republican are playing chess. R: *moves pawn 5 spaces* D: You can't do that! That's against the rules! R: *shrugs* R: *plays 2 turns in a row* D: You can't do that! That's against the rules! You're cheating! R: No, it's the trannys' fault you're losing. D: Yeah you're probably right.

🌀 fuck the system (I'm the system)

Imagine if Hitler himself had a god-awful cameo in a 1992 sequel to a beloved classic and we all went, "Well, except for that one bit, it was a pretty good movie!"

You know I've got it bad when I swoon over a hot guy running down the street shirtless. It happens about once a year...

Coworker thinks that having a single minute left over in the meeting is "efficient". No, efficient would be not wasting the previous 9 minutes on bullshit.

I was introduced to some friends' 16yo niece, and I genuinely cannot tell if she is some flavor of neurodivergent or that's just how sixteen year olds are.

Surely, if I tell enough people about the 14,662,790th time that republicans are acting like hypocrites, that will convince them to stop!

Kink belongs at pride just as much as people wearing wedding rings belong at the grocery store. Kink != Sex.

Once in a while a look over at wife's phone to see what is consuming all her attention. Nine times out of ten, it is a video about tanks, a Wikipedia article about tanks, or pictures of tanks.

Wife told me we were watching a new anime. She told me it wasn't hentai. It was hentai.

I may be the most annoying person at the party, but I will always mutter "fewer" under my breath when people say "less". It's practically reflexive now.

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

This just in: SCOTUS corrupt beyond all recognition. On an unrelated note, Luigi Mangione is innocent.

Thank you phone for reminding me that it is my ex's birthday today. Haven't talked to her in years but I'm sure today's the day I'll reach out. 🙄

oh 💩 dave matthews is coming to Chicago!