I'm guessing Riley never got the anti-grav bowling party he wanted in #thenakedtime #AllStarTrek #startrektos #theconscienceoftheking #rip

MAGISTRATE: You now see the primitive fear/threat reaction. The specimen is about to boast of his strength, the weaponry of his vessel, and his 'historic' class president election victory. #AllStarTrek #startrektos #themenagerie

This limited edition David Bowie collector's plate sold for 8.300.000 quatloos at auction, while the stern "you're going to wear THAT to the State Dinner" plate sold for a mere 45.000. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #haven #davidbowie

The Enterprise has a lot of cobwebs in the corners of these rooms. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #haven

Are those candles or eggplants on the table? Maybe they are candles that taste like eggplants. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #haven

DATA: A message from planet Haven, Counsellor. They wish to beam the Miller wedding party aboard. And may I suggest we turn the lighting down in the Ready Room. Even my optical sensors are overloading at the brightness. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #haven

TALOSIAN: Hi! Would you like to try our new cologne? We call it Brainwarp. #AllStarTrek #startrektos #themenagerie

MENDEZ: Mister Spock, I'm truly amazed at your technical prowess in somehow manufacturing all this. I congratulate you on your imagination. But this is a court of space law, not a theatre. SPOCK: I, and StarfleetGPT, thank you, Commodore. #AllStarTrek #startrektos #themenagerie

MENDEZ: Computer Centre. HUMBOLDT: Chief Humboldt here, sir. MENDEZ [OC]: Has the Computer Centre been refit to make it look less like the Enterprise Engineering Room? HUMBOLDT: Affirmative, Commodore. We've even slightly changed the computer […] [Original post on toad.social]

MENDEZ: You don't know? You actually don't know what's happened to Captain Pike? What rock have you been hiding under, Jim? Don't you read the MessageWebs? #AllStarTrek #startrektos #themenagerie

14514 in octal = 6476 in decimal

Ah, yes, back in the time before the Friday taco, when all Norwegian families gathered in their #bunad around the fireplace for the latest in goathorn metal. This is from "Fana Folklore", a guided annual experience on Norwegian culture, catering towards […] [Original post on pixelfed.social]

Um... wut? #ai #slop

"Thist Network"?

YouTube's Inspiration #AI thing suggested that I make a video about new, never before seen footage about the Challenger disaster. So I wanted to troll the AI and say "i dunno, less archival footage, but suggest it was a wavy space octopus" that brought the […] [Original post on toad.social]

the terms and condtiions have been altered pray we do not alter it any further

RIVAN: Because you are strangers, we are delaying enforcement of the law. But we must act by sundown. And since we are at 68 degrees latitude in the middle of our Summer, sundown isn't for another two weeks. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #justicetng

LIATOR: Don't be afraid of the name Punishment Zone. It is also the name of a real famous arcade chain popular with Edo youth. RIVAN: They have something called an Agony Booth given to us by a nice bearded guy with pointed ears. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #justicetng

Stefan is being prepped for the Edo sledless Luge course. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #justicetng

DATA: I'm reading something off the starboard bow, but there is nothing there. TASHA: Sensor technicians are working on it, sir. They've identified it as a glitch in the system. StarfleetGPT (and its predecesors): hallucinating things for generations of […] [Original post on toad.social]

Luther College Decorah, IA

Without the SFX processing, Riker looks like he is screaming incoherently at Picard. PICARD: Time for the straight jacket, Number One. (from the back cover of the VHS tape sleeve for this episode) #AllStarTrek #startrektng #lonelyamongus

Wesley shows off the first sweater made of molded clay. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #lonelyamongus

My favorite part of the Anticans is that they don't utilize furniture and just sit on the floor. Is there an evolutionary explanation for this, or did they just get constantly told "NO!" every time they sat on the sofa when visiting other worlds? #AllStarTrek #startrektng #lonelyamongus

NURSE: Doctor Crusher, wouldn't you like to have someone assist you with the examination of Lieutenant Worf? CRUSHER: Nah, I'm good. What's the worse that can happen? I get taken over by some weird alien? (Both the nurse and Crusher laugh.) #AllStarTrek […] [Original post on toad.social]

Here at Starfleet Music Labs, we are dedicated to creating the best 24th century mix tape ever produced. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #wherenoonehasgonebefore

PORTAL: Barbarian! LETEK: Yes, you show wisdom. PORTAL: Barbarians At The Gate!! #AllStarTrek #startrektng #thelastoutpost

SULU: ...70....below....our....bodies....are shutting down....in...a....vain....attempt to....protect....core...body....functions.... #AllStarTrek #startrektos #theenemywithin

SULU: Temperature's starting to drop. KIRK: Yeah. At night it gets down to a hundred and twenty degrees below zero. SULU: Which scale? KIRK: First the one, then the other. #AllStarTrek #startrektos #theenemywithin

So they make their entrances like a Human Heavyweight Bout. Makes me wonder what Yar's walkout song would be. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

Pick axes? That would make for a real interesting Ligonian Battle Royale. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

LUTAN: The abduction I have done according to our custom, for all to see. The Ligonian Stick Choir approves. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

Season 1 of Next Gen is so bad, Picard has to operate the Mute button himself. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

DATA: Captain, may I recommend that Starfleet make a change to our helm officer seats. If I were Human, I would likely be losing feeling in my arms with these reclining seats. (LaForge massages his hands.) LAGORGE: Seconded. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

PICARD: Lutan, may we present to you this 22nd century My Fullgrown Little Pony figurine from the 11th Collector's Series. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

Hagon, roll out the giant Fruit Rollup carpet for our Enterprise hosts. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #codeofhonor

I know I should be riffing #thenakedtime right now, but I'm prepping for #codeofhonor #AllStarTrek #startrektng #startrektos

Yo, Gary! This is not the time to be doing your mega happy face impression! #AllStarTrek #startrekvoy #intheflesh

SCOTT [OC]: Did Mister Spock get the phaser rifle we sent down? KIRK: I didn't order any... SPOCK: (enters with rifle) It's time to party. KIRK: Affirmative. Landing party out. #AllStarTrek #startrektos #wherenomanhasgonebefore

Mr. Spock, this is no time to shave your ear hairs! #AllStarTrek #startrektos #wherenomanhasgonebefore

BASHIR: I think there are some sterile pads in the med kit. You *think*?! Dr. Julian Subatoi Bashir, if there are no sterile pads in the med kit, I seriously will lose all faith in Starfleet's ability to do anything.

This modern shelving made from the finest aged Kellerun wood and beautifully handcrafted by T'Lani artisans will proudly display your gene disrupting superweapons with the pride of the authoritarians of centuries past. #AllStarTrek #startrekds9 #armageddongame

You really have to wonder at how a spacefaring alien species could evolve into beings that could create corridors with breathable atmosphere within itself, AND a handy torture chamber to inflict punishment on its diminutive enemies. 🤔 #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektng #EncounterAtFarpoint

PICARD: Some problem, Riker? RIKER: Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir. PICARD: Oh no, Number One. I'm sure most will be much more interesting. Perhaps one of us will encounter one of those thorn plants that will make us relive […] [Original post on toad.social]

RIKER: Zorn. Can you hear me? ZORN: The pain! No! DATA: I don't believe he can hear you, Commander. The Vics VapoForcefield is enabled. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #encounteratfarpoint

I like that Picard understood that Q was clearly full of crap from their very first meeting. 👍 #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektng #EncounterAtFarpoint

PICARD: Would you object to your Captain ordering a clearly illegal kidnapping? RIKER: No objection, sir. *I* wouldn't. I'm from Jersey where we know how to hide people underneath the 10 at The Meadowlands. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #encounteratfarpoint

SWEEP #RingTheBell #redoctober

Worf looks like he's making sure Wesley doesn't nick a command chair or something. And it's like they've never seen a human teenager in the wild before. #AllStarTrek #startrektng #encounteratfarpoint

A modern mall and NO Sbarro or Frozen Tribblecone stand? #AllStarTrek #startrektng #encounteratfarpoint