yeah good luck with that

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

I know this stuff isn't surprising anymore but I really can't stress enough how much everybody involved with CISA and cyber tried to keep the field nonpolitical and nonpartisan before this administration.

Rewarding myself for almost going to bed early by staying up much later

at what point do we start considering that this is all somehow being leaked by steve ballmer so he can get kawhi's deal voided

i saw gwar slay a dragon, disembowel paris hilton, and decapitate w at a show back in 2005; they are happier than a pig in shit right now

RETVRN

Texas Tech this close to running the all-four-verts offense

BERGVALL GOOD LORD

nothing like it before or since

you know you have towels to fold, put the phone down and go do that

my kids are still young but this is basically our strategy. even video games are something that we first and foremost play together, as a family, in the living room.

they put a ravens jersey on a peterbilt

as a spurs fan with no shortage of disdain for kawhi and uncle dennis this is extremely relevant to my interests

UNC walking out in full cricket whites holding bowling balls

need a little more Days of Thunder in F1

For no reason, an old Soviet joke! Daily, a man comes to a newspaper kiosk, asks for a copy of Pravda, looks at first page, then returns the paper. “What are you looking for?” the sales clerk asks. “An obituary.” “But obituaries are on the last page.” “The one I’m looking for will be in the front.”

more incomprehensible rage noises on finebaum than usual for sure

this is a significantly more exciting signing than the older players they dramatically failed to sign for this position

i love everything that is happening in this game right now

Farm O'Geddon is everything I hoped it would be and more college football is back baby

This was Pep Guardiola's 10th career defeat to Tottenham – the joint-most he has suffered against any opponent, level with Liverpool. (Opta)

Post a non-religious photo you think is holy

i'm ready to hurt again

me when i check slack in the morning

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When you find the new episodes of King of the Hill have dropped.

My favourite Spurs player ever. I am delighted that it was him who broke our trophy draught. The nicest man in football and leaves a club legend. It is going to take some adjusting seeing him in another shirt

yeah this feels right for tech

Pedro Porro is good for your health

guess @pablo.show found out

The entire internet right now

gee wiz what a weird coincidence, funny how that all worked out

What happens if the SEC doesn't offer spots to Arkansas and South Carolina in 1990, laying the groundwork for UT and A&M to torpedo the SWC and help form the Big 12

pretty fucking grim

HULKENPODIUM???!!!

can't believe they made it, good for those gallagher boys

yes but this man was clever enough to avoid paying taxes on profits from selling his shares in said payment-processing platform by having them put in a Roth IRA so clearly he has society's best interests at heart and we should listen to him

Indianapolis doesn't have CLEAR like what are we even doing here folks

me, a non new yorker:

>elect right-wing populism >look inside >it's just George W Bush

it's easy to forget how batshit crazy post-9/11 America really was

KIMI PODIUM INBOUND

Sources: It’s believed Texas Tech will pay its players $55 million (revenue sharing + NIL) among all its programs this year, making the Red Raiders perhaps the highest-paying college athletics program in the country.

Mate. 😢

chicken shit move sacking ange in a friday news dump, tottenham fucking hotspur man sometimes i wonder why i even bother