My brain makes sense of days where I get so much positive energy from my friends I feel confident enough to write a song afterward by thinking of it as an extra heart in Zelda after u have 4 shrine orbs (friendship interactions.) also I smoked weed

when my friends tell me that whatever terrible job/circumstance we met under made it all worth it since we get to know each other

as rebecca bunch once said, i broke up w/ the darkness or whatever. but forreal this time

one day you're minding your own damn business the next you're in a fucking cute meet

*I'm a fool to do your dirty work comes on at a party and I'm about to bother everyone around me voice* haha do you want to hear a FUN FACT about ME and my LOWER BACK

I’m not gonna lie I feel genuinely joyous since going on new meds lol why was I just existing in agony 😭😭

I love that in New York every day is your friend’s birthday

at every show I play I'm just going to start doing a fake "everyone please welcome zohran mamdani to the stage" until he feels pressured into coming to a sammi lanzetta rock and roll concert

i would like to clarify I'm not airboxing however I am thinking about airboxing quite a bit

besides being the highest functioning I've ever been, a clear effect of abilify is that when I go on runs i suddenly have an urgency to air box like im in a montage sequence

My dumb ass so excited for Hamptons

Thinking about the guy who told me yesterday “my ex and I had the best sex” followed by a short pause and “….she had BPD” 🙂‍↕️

I love my coworkers, I love my friends, I love my apartment, I love my dog, I love my band, I hate my script, I love m

Had an accidental reunion of my 2019 coworkers and found out the old boss I hate is trying to be a 50 year old Instagram influencer like “I owned a bar once” kind of guy

I never pull harder then when I’m dressed like this

they should've emphasized how humiliating screenwriting is when i took those 2 classes in it

coworker walked in and said "dont you wish we were smoking cigarettes inside" ... like... yes

this guy asking me out on a date strictly because we share a common enemy... like sure what the hell

kevin garvey cutting himself open to the beach boys

Thinking about the time that drake bell told me verbatim “if there were a rapture? I wouldn’t be here right now”

www.tiktok.com/@sammilanzet... no one understands the dopamine entering my brain via baritone sax right now

i just finished the leftovers

thinking about how my new best friends (their words not mine) convinced me to go to manhattan to see their play without even mentioning there was a puppet BAGEL involved

Um. Nothing can hurt me on this day where I am feeling loved by my friends

It’s giving yeehaw

I feel like banditting the nyc marathon who knows how much longer we have on this planet even fuck it

When your therapist is like what keeps you up at night and it’s like what keeps me up at night??? What keeps me up?? everyone hates the Orbitor 1 pinball table because they don’t know it was made by NASA space toilet designers or care it’s the only machine where the ball rolls on a 3D playfield

with the miracle of modern medicine, my script is less passionate perhaps, but far more coherent

I love having friends that work in and like music/art but aren’t clout chasers like thank you beautiful angels that fly under the radar and ask me about my letterboxd at the bar

What I look like listening 2 pixel grip

So beautiful to have found the sweetest most wholesome angel group of people to adopt me when I was at my most Down Bad

SWEATING

if the planets not on fire yet when im like 45 I gotta name the mental health journey chapter in my memoir "abilifyinathingcalledlove"

Bestie and I

God, fuck jimmy fallon… little rat boy

i fcking love my friends and how they are always doing and making cool things what the hell

Save me, Apollo bagels

they got the wrong jimmy

You ever pop a titty in your mouth and think “I should start going to church so god knows I’m grateful”

Thinking about the guy on the Q train that made me a tiny paper crane and invited me to Yom Kippur because he clocked me immediately and has “other people on the spectrum he wants to introduce me to”

the other night someone was dropping me off and fully exited out of the gps to follow me on letterboxd while driving, absolute king shit, sorry pedestrians

Every day I wake up and feel like her

why is the leftovers literally the best show I have ever seen

hitting backspace in final draft and holding down

we were getting ice cream the other night .. there was a captain crunch cereal flavor i was trying to order and the lady behind the counter wouldn't let me just say "the cereal flavor" she fully made me say the ice cream's government name out loud -"oh captain ,my captain." then my friend saluted me

Good news! I have an entirely new stalker!

Citation needed

British guy who “nice outfit’d” me twice at pulp tonight can call me tbh