Sammy’s Gomez Addams stache is growing on me 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Fun fact: now that Babes of Wrath and Statlander are on the same page, they are officially the first group in AEW to hold all the gold in their division! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

I like the look of Jake Something and Mark Davis as a team 🤼‍♂️ #aew

Reformed January 6th participant (who refused a pardon): “You can't gaslight me. I was there. I saw the officers being pepper sprayed. I watched one of them fall down and hit his head and his back. So don't be telling me it wasn't violent.”

it’s okay mercedes….at least you have 9 (?) belts left…

I passed Cody Rhodes this morning 🤼‍♂️

The new Triple B looks even less like Burberry than the last one 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Happy New Year!!

“Start now and have 0 payments until next year” It is December 30th

THAT’S MY FUCKING GOAT!! LET’S FUCKING GO MOX!!! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

-Okada pulls screwdriver out of the turnbuckle, uses it to beat Takeshita -Okada ditches screwdriver under ring -Renee establishes Fletcher didn’t watch Okada vs Takeshita -Fletcher looks for screwdriver in the turnbuckle and can’t find it, costing him against Mox Beautiful, no notes 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

I would love if Renee did her pre match blurbs that she did for the C2 for big title matches. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Does Takeshita have the most points in C2 history? I don’t think anyone has had a perfect league run yet 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Bandido dressing like Brody 🖤🤼‍♂️ #AEW

At what point does MJF cut his losses and lose a hair vs hair match? This latest round of plugs looks so uncanny. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

“I’d like to see Takeshita rip those acid washed jeans off-“ Same. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Damn it, Orange. I wanted to see Takeshita wear your shades. 🤼‍♂️ #aew

I regret to inform you all the StickerMule CEO, Anthony Constantino, is running to replace Elise Stefanik in congress, and knowing NY21 he has a really good shot.

I’m starting to worry that, through no fault of their own, that the Newell/Alize walkout is gonna follow Hyan and Maya World for a long time. I understand that it’s meant to be praise, but it’s also the only time I see them brought up on here and that can’t be great for long term perception.

Takeshita was so happy to hit that double suplex with Hechicero lol 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

No one can ever make the music that they imagine in their head. Even if they have endless talent and gear and minions, it’s always compromised or altered in order to enter reality. Sometimes it’s much better as a result. But the music you can hear is usually the sound of someone being thwarted.

A funny thing about driving in snowstorms is that there’s a level of traffic that’s safer than no traffic at all. If there’s consistent traffic from the beginning of a snowstorm, the snow won’t get a chance to stick to the road, and it leaves ruts for you to drive in.

I went to a concert a few weeks ago, bought a hat from the headliner before showtime, and ended up so impressed with the opener I bought one of their shirts too. I was just looking at the design on the shirt and realized part of it was made with AI. I hate that I have to check for this shit now.

I often will get halfway through writing a post and think "I'm being too pedantic" and delete it, when in all reality I think posting stuff like that would probably get me more followers.

If i am booking a wrestling promotion, and i have two wrestlers who are so over, talented, popular, and at the height of their game, and I want to push that ceiling even higher, I make them work with Samoa Joe, and that is why i love this story so much

Steve Austin is a bigger star than Hangman Page. When Austin was hot, he lost the title. Not because he was a bad champ, but so fans would pay to see him win it back at Wrestlemania. What's happening now in AEW could be part of the story taking us to All In. So relax. Enjoy the ride. #wrestlesky

Why didn’t Juice have a mullet sooner? #AEWFullGear

free fun decor idea for sonogram technicians: framed Meet The Beatles LP but instead of pictures of the Beatles it's four fetuses and it says Meet The Featals. or maybe three fetuses and you keep Ringo. probably best to have a steady hand back there on the drums

Hey, so what if MJF interfered in the Hangman Vs. Hobbs match and announces he’s cashing in at Full Gear, meaning Page has to defend against 2 former champions in one night? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Regarding Athena picking Moné as her tag partner instead of Starks: One major difference between Billie and Mercedes is Billie has never beaten Athena. Athena isn’t gonna settle for a tag partner that’s beneath her.

I love that the Conglomeration came to the defense of Paul Turner. Refs end up in the line of fire all the time, but that shot from Mox was so blatant that they couldn’t let it slide lol. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

The celebration for 12 belts Moné was masterfully done. The Statlander reveal was PERFECT! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Chris Jericho showing up at the Royal Rumble is gonna be one of those rare moments that pleases both WWE and AEW fans.

Stokley grabbed Speedball’s bare feet and immediately covered his mouth with his hand afterwards #WrestleDream 🤼‍♂️

Last minute #WrestleDream predictions! 🤼‍♂️

I think I found Cena's final opponent

That promo between Mox and Darby was so cool. Loved the setting, having them talk with bulletproof glass between them. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Now feels like a good time to mention that in 2017 I voiced my displeasure about the ageing comedy tag team, Golden Truth beating young up and comers, The Vaudevillians, and years later I found out a certain libertarian blocked me for it lol. 🤼

DEAR GOD, REPTAR’S ATTACKING PORTLAND!!

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Update on the previously nonfunctional Flying Vee-Wee: I have replaced the missing bridge and nut, and upgraded the tuners for some reason. The nut slots do need to be filed deeper but it passes sound, and that’s more than I could say when I bought it, so that’s progress 🤷 #epiphone #diyguitar

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

I've never been one to post pictures of my breakfast, but it would've been nice to have the option without it being misconstrued as a transphobic dog whistle.

Dan Lambert and Brandi Rhodes in the same promo segment

One of my faves lighting one of my other faves on fire shouldn’t make me as happy as it does #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

Alright, now we need Marko #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

I’ve seen it 10000 times but I always love when Nick Jackson gets pushed off a ladder and turns it into springboard swanton #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

HOLY SHIT STATLANDER!!!! LET’S GOOOOOO!!!! #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

That opening vignette was so good. God, I love Toni Storm #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️