New post in @pointsincase.com

Read “The NBA’s Plan To Put Snake Pits Along The Three-Point Line Is Highly Problematic“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: medium.com/slackjaw/the...

The in season tournament is one thing... “The NBA’s Plan To Put Snake Pits Along The Three-Point Line Is Highly Problematic“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: medium.com/slackjaw/the...

The real awards ceremony from last night: open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

I want to thank the big guy and my mom... muddyum.net/i-cant-belie...

Teachers, let's abolish the lesson plan! (Kind of).

In a change of pace, check out my travel piece on Greenland: medium.com/travel-memoi...

In a change of pace, check out my travel piece on Greenland: medium.com/travel-memoi...

Teachers, let's abolish the lesson plan! (Kind of).

Thoughts on "the lesson." I can be serious from time to time: medium.com/age-of-aware...

I wouldn't miss your wedding for anything in the world, as long as it doesn't clash with mushroom season. New humor in Jane Austen's Wastebasket medium.com/me/stats/pos...

I'll say it. sleeptraining/not sleeptraining your baby is essentially child abuse: medium.com/frazzled/fiv...

I'm not a doctor, but

Let's face it, a school reunion can be brutal for anyone who made unconventional life choices. Humor on FunnyTeacher. open.substack.com/pub/robplotk...

Be honest, how many laptops are in your closet right now? New work in Slackjaw medium.com/slackjaw/im-...

Read “At IKEA, We Sincerely Apologize For the Damage We Have Done to the Institution of Marriage“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: medium.com/jane-austens...

The top reasons to get your kid a fake ID New humor in Funny Teacher. Originally published in @frazzledhumor.bsky.social) open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

New humor on Funny Teacher. All the reasons to travel while you're still young. First published in @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

Reading recommendations: open.substack.com/pub/robplotk...

Reading recommendations: open.substack.com/pub/robplotk...

Follow my newsletter for more teaching and academic tinged humor open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

New Humor, published in Jane Austen's Wastebasket! I just published I’m the Boogeyman in Your Son’s Room, and We Need to Renegotiate My Lease medium.com/jane-austens...

10th-grade math teacher: Once a year, on your birthday, you drink a full pint of vodka, walk into your closet, and scream.

New humor in @pointsincase.com What does a teacher's drink order say about their career? www.pointsincase.com/articles/wha...

Work in Slackjaw! Dedicated to anyone who's ever dreamed of taking to the mountains ... medium.com/slackjaw/as-...

The one food to rule them all... medium.com/rooted-publi...

What's the right way to handle show and tell ? open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

Enjoy my humor writing? Ever been a teacher? A student? Follow my FREE newsletter for one piece of humor writing each Monday, adjacent to the world of edication. open.substack.com/pub/funnytea...

My reflections as my first year of writing humor comes to a close. @Medium #mediumabridged medium.com/@robplotkinw...

My writing goals for 2026. But first I need to recruit a bot army. Can someone direct me to Bluesky grok who might be able to help me with this ? medium.com/another-fuck...

My much belated Christmas essay, that asks a very reasonable question: what would I, a 2 year old, like for Christmas?

Remember last Christmas when I told you there was no Santa, and that me and your dad were the ones giving you presents? I lied. By @robplotkinwrites.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/i-k...

My (hopefully not-too-navel-gazey) piece on what I learned in writing humor and fiction this year. + a list of my favorite publications on Medium, including @frazzledhumor.bsky.social , Rooted, Sharing Food, and Jane Austen's Wastebasket. medium.com/@robplotkinw...

Dear Santa, I’m pleased to finally have the opportunity to create my own Christmas wish list. This is my first Christmas after all. By @robplotkinwrites.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/as-...

5 Reading recs-what I've enjoyed in humor and beyond over the last two weeks: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Anyone tried the famous Turkish "wet burger?" New İstanbul food and travel writing: medium.com/sharing-food... Would you try it?

What if Birdwatching was like the Superbowl? read more to find out (+some fun, Maine humor). www.robotbutt.com/2025/11/30/n... Thanks @robotbutt.bsky.social !

Anyone tried the famous Turkish "wet burger?" New İstanbul food and travel writing: medium.com/sharing-food... Would you try it?

How should you talk to your kids about the death of their pet? New humor in Jane Austen's Wastebasket on @medium #funny #satire #humor #parenting #pets #dogs medium.com/jane-austens...

Published new foodwriting in Rooted on Medium-impressions of eating in Greenland. medium.com/rooted-publi...

Just posted new humor on @frazzledhumor.bsky.social *disclaimer-this does not represent my true feelings towards my daughter and her peers. medium.com/frazzled/why...

I tap on the van window. It rolls down slowly, releasing a sour smell that I can’t quite identify. medium.com/frazzled/why...

What's in a name? Had a lot of fun with this medium.com/slackjaw/im-...

New #humor writing on The Humor Pub on Medium. medium.com/the-humor-pu... #satire #funny

muddyum.net/call-me-para... check out my humor writing on Mudduym on #medium #humor #satire

Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat. medium.com/frazzled/as-...