OOC : // My Amazing Digital Michaels

[ staring.... ] :3

OOC : // My Amazing Digital Michaels

Are theres ayn Amazing Digital Cougars

OOC : // Looking at it again and she was lowkey really funny for this. Girl you don't have anything to cover anymore

- I'M GOING TO JUMP! - NO! - Do a flip!

RAIDEN. TURN OFF THE GAME CONSOLE RIGHT NOW.

[ Face planted on the counter ] I miss my cats

[ Walking out and stretching, rolling her neck. By the skin — or grille, rather — of her teeth, she's mostly avoided this first adventure, but she won't be as lucky next time. ... She heard the argument. She'll opt not to rock the boat and get involved, but she'll not exactly forget it either. ]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any new on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. You're welcome.

Please excuse me from gym I've got this terrible cold coming on

I want to go home I don't want to stay

OOC : // Maintat's had months to grow and develop as a person even though she does occasionally regress a bit, but this one? Yeah she hasn't sorry

OOC : // This being a human AU of sorts technically means I can make her chronically online like she's always deserved to be. She's starting heated arguments in theory and fandom subreddits and running a 2014-era Doctor Who sideblog and getting into drama on Tumblr

Mmmgh. 💢

I'LL FIND A WAY

You have 7 days.

( 💭 ... I'm at least 90% sure now that that's my boss. Cool. Great. This can't POSSIBLY get any better. )

[ ... Peeks out from her hiding place and finally sees the flaming ants ] Y'know what. Just kill me

[ Perks up like a dog at the mention of Reddit and then quickly tries to pretend she didn't ]

Have you guys just tried, like. Hiding

OOC : // Incredibly important to me that ppl know my voiceclaim for her is Peridot youtu.be/zhspnxyr6bk?...

If I die I die I don't give a $#!& anymore

What th

[TL76]: Listen to me... [TL76]: You NEED to get out! [TL76]: Forget the files, just leave. [TL76]: As FAST AS POSSIBLE!!

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon Certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus Sideshow of freaks

I've always wanted to see my own face twisted in agony.

So you're Mike! You know, the girl wouldn't shut up about you. I was sure the stranglehold I had on her mind was absolute, but somehow... Whenever she talked about you... ... I could feel it loosening.

- God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first! - I thought you didn't believe in God... - I do for the bad things.

No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (But powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (Pragmatism not idealism)

[ Looking so fucking sad ] I miss my corkboard

OOC : // Make no mistake Battat has like next to no canon relevance outside of being Tenna's (disguised) assistant and acting as a parody of Deltarune theorists. She gets like 10 maybe 15 minutes of screentime total. Everything else about my portrayal is shit I made the fuck up

OOC : // It wouldn't be Battat if she wasn't hiding some big shit so I feel her being an ex C&A employee likely won't come up for a While. Or if it does, she'll make sure as few people as possible know about it

OOC : // Purposely making things vague and not mentioning specific theories in that reply to avoid chances of Episode 9 dating this account horribly 🙂‍↕️

... Fffine. Whatever. I'll just. Be in my room.

Im not here this isnt Happegning

Im not here this isnt Happegning

Im not here this isnt Happegning

THHEY ALREADY WANT ME DEAD I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE I NEED TOGET OUT

Okay. Is my room even cool

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

Real nice people here. Gotta say. No one's even like, said hello. Or asked me my name yet

I think I hallucinated my boss' voice in here earlier but it's okay that internship was never going to work out anyways [ Violently gritting her teeth ] It's fine it's cool I'm gonna rot and die in here a little jobless SCHMUCK

OOC : // I just think that putting manic conspiracy theorist Battat in the virtual circus where half of the shit that goes on is completely unexplained to the humans is a really bad idea and a recipe for disaster and that's precisely why I'm doing it

OOC : // I think it helps that I already have a human Batt design. This is how she looks as a Real Girl™

Thhe y're already laughing at me I just got here and theyr'e already laughing at me and conspiring agaisnt me

Wh -- family reunion? I don't know that kid. I don't HAVE a kid. [ Weird route jingle SFX ] .. , Dddid anyone else hear that