I’LL KILL MYSELF MAN DON’T EVEN PLAY

( genuinely a little touched that people notice when he’s around & think about him when he’s not ) I THINK I SHOULD GET IN A CAR CRASH AND DIE

"oh hey Spamton! We all thought you were dead!"

@fooloid.bsky.social I WISH I WAS A GIRL SO I COULD BABY TRAP YOU

// saw an animation that made me think about what spamton’s ep8 Torment Nexus would be but if i’m being honest i think it would just be very similar to this (art by borderlambs on twitter, from their comic on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/743708...)

// coughs weakly

REAL LIFE SPAMTON IS PROBABLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HARBOR I CAN’T LIE TO YOU

ARE YOU MAD AT ME

EVERYTHING IN SHOWBIZ IS ABOUT SEX EXCEPT FOR SEX, WHICH IS ABOUT NETWORKING

// dude who asked 2 of my coworkers for their numbers just came back into the store and asked a third coworker for her number. GET OUUUUTTTT

HO TEL MO TEL

Spamton looks like an accessory. A purse

SO

SOMETIMES SEX ISN’T ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND BUMPING AROUND IN BED. SOMETIMES SEX IS ARGUING WHILE FULLY CLOTHED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOARD MEETING. EXPAND YOUR MINDS

// replies might be a little slow for the rest of the night 🙂‍↕️ had to put on a wrist brace and it’s harder to type quick with it on ..

// scratches my butt

IT HURT SO MUCH

WHENEVER I LOST HE MADE ME STAND AGAINST THE WALL AND THREW TENNIS BALLS AT ME

Yeah. He played poker with my dad these two other guys. When he lost they threw tennis balls at him

TRIED THAT ALREADY

What the HECK is THAT THING!? Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!?

//Make your side piece enter religious psychosis

// and the bond in question is gaster hating his ass

i get it and it makes sense but also i find it sooo funny when ppl take spams junk away after his puppetification. bro he already lost everything else at least let him keep his pussy 🙏😢

// CRYING

I ❤️ DRINKING MYSTERIOUS LIQUIDS

// FIXATED????? bitch you gay /lh

// ripped @hopziggity.bsky.social 's shit and did smthn that was a way bigger undertaking than expected💧 tbh idk what to even say abt all this lmao sunbeam of complicated jax feelings (tried not to make the colors too difficult to tell but straight up ts illegible) sry canon char dupes u share

// is bsky broken again. Hello

THANK GOD I’M NOT BALD

I DON’T KNOW!!!

YEESSSS START SMOKING

DOC SAYS I GOT AN ORAL FIXATION

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD HE MADE ME SMOKE A CIG ON MY KNEES ONCE

I KIND OF GET IT. EVERYONE HOP OFF

My body constantly betrays me. I try to betray it. I only hurt myself.

// coughs weakly.. ive been busy hanging out with my sister today.. we watched backrooms

// bedtime for eli

temp pinned.

THAT STUPID FFFF#%KING MASCOT

// ELLE QUEENIE

I DON’T HAVE ANGER ISSUES

temp. pinned . independent portrayal of gangle from TADC. mdni . may contain dark themes .

THE WORST DAY OF ADVENTURES STILL BEATS THE BEST DAY OF COURT ORDERED ANGER MANAGEMENT SESSIONS

PHOTOSHOP

// cooking in the sun and snoring so loud

GET THIS PERVERT AWAY FROM ME

// looking at all the replies i owe and laying down for a nap instead