One Fruitasan, 4 kittens. Seems comfy!

miles went for the kill shot

everyone should have a creature that just sits on you sometimes and stares at you

people spent all last year making fun of the songs in the mean girls musical movie, but if I had no prior context of wicked beforehand, you could definitely convince me that some of the songs from wicked (the movie) were actually from mean girls.

guy who doesn't know how to read but still wants to learn. he thinks he can absorb knowledge by bonking it.

🗣️📣 get this kid in front of a crowd

unfortunately after the 200th time listening to this song since finishing edgerunners I will now be passing away

he's just gonna scooch in here real quick if you don't mind

actively gonna make myself use bluesky more because I see the potential here I just haven't cracked it yet and every other app is total dogshit- except for tiktok, so obviously they had to kill it

the hamblurglar

read a great book a few years ago by an author who believed that withholding healthcare from poor people is a moral failure. the thesis of the story is that if you don't want people to celebrate your death, you better live right. the book is A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. in this essay i will

I don't have anything magical to show you today, so I thought I'd show you Nessi and Madame Mim. They send you healing energy!✨️🥰✨️ #witchsky #catsofbluesky

pizza time

this guy asks for a just a small little nibble of your food, please he is starving, will you help him?

when life gives you lemon... :)

I'm convinced nobody works harder or faster than cosplayers and people that make tiktok edits. you've got a screen accurate costume from a single scene ready to go within hours of an episode airing? you created a video that perfectly encapsulates the season, synced to the world's most accurate song?

his favourite place to sleep lately is with his head in my elbow

he is shoes

been on this app for over a year now and still the idea of building new community is exhausting so I'm just gonna treat this like i treated social media in 2007 and vague lyric post through the pain. y'all remember bebo? that's the vibe I'm bringing to the party now

bboys who want salami (and also got salami)

gonna hire this guy to come over and just stare at you

gay cats

the sun came ooooout (but not everybody is impressed)

did you know there's an awesome treasure hidden at the end of the sea? and anyone who finds it will be king of the pirates?

just a coupla pretty boys

getting all the love he missed out on as a stray❤️

this guy wants my churro so bad

when cats bring you their ball 🥰

cheeese

the camera loves him

if he didnt want me to take pictures of him mid-yawn maybe he shouldnt yawn so big

i do genuinely believe that jacob wysocki might be the funniest person on the planet, but god did lauren pritchard and kurt maloney give him a run for his money on make some noise this week

two guys :)

i want to watch the all stoat season of dimension 20 so bad but i haven't finished mentopolis yet 😭

I'm so happy they like their new tower

october is here tomorrow, spooky season is IN. what movies should i kick off the month with?? I'm thinking I'll start with the frighteners

todays flat fishtopher friday is brought to you by: stormys tail

he always knows when I'm coming home

hapy with this lil milestone honestly

i thought the live action one piece was pretty decent tbh, but importantly it had a great soundtrack. this song rules so hard open.spotify.com/track/68EGcw...

oh hi i didnt realize you could hear me zooming around on the bed

hair colour was fading, so i decided to spruce it up a bit! i think it looks pretty neat.

two goofy guys

leon is too sweet because he brings me his toys when is in a silly playful mood, but he also brings me little bits of trash that he THINKS are toys and then he gives me the biggest, saddest eyes when i throw the rubbish away. he trusted me, how dare i?! 😭😭

i made the bboys a boy fort but they're not interested in it at all 🥺😭

You are not getting paid kenough

what a weird week. major overtime hours every day, got trapped in an elevator for over an hour, smash my phone screen right over the thumb sensor. but our trivia team won $500 last night so that's something!!

i love that moment when you make it far enough through the anime to unlock the new intro