Seems like no one is even trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore. Sad, really.

Tool in the Sand spotify playlist 🛠️ 🏖️ 🎸 🔥 open.spotify.com/playlist/7b6...

So stoked for this. That line up is bonkers 🤯

Us being told the drones aren’t nefarious and to just go about your day

Portland was a real good time

Pacific Northwest is bringing it big time. Last show of 2024 tonight in Portland OR 👊

(Trump gets elected) Aliens : Fuuuccckkk no. No no no. Fuck that shit. Get in the car everybody, we got to cruise over to Earth and save those idiots from themselves… ugggghhh

Jay Z is about to have much, much more than 99 problems. Probably a few hundo at least

(A kid flys a hobby lobby drone near an airport) The FAA : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE CAN FINE YOUR PARENTS 75k for this kid! Thousands of drones take over the sky and shut down local airports for the last week The FAA : 🙂😬🫠 The news : yo Syria is bonkers right now guyth

The PNW leg of our tour celebrating 25 years of #CKY kicks off in one week! Dec 11 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo Dec 12 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theatre Dec 13 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon Dec 14 - Portland, OR - Bossanova Ballroom Tickets available at ckyofficial.com

There's literal flying objects in New Jersey changing the time on the clocks of cars, no one can explain what they are and the top headline is the hawk tuah girls crypto currency crashed. Did anyone see this movie?

If Tucker Carlson was alive in 1939.

“This could have dire implications for all fake money based on blowjob jokes…” kotaku.com/hawk-tuah-gi...

Americans:Grrrrr! the economy is shiat! Grrrr groceries and gas and stuff grrrr! Also Americans:

Aww man are you guys saying I shouldn’t have bought 10,000 shares of hawk tuah coin? This is why I need a financial advisor

New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape thehardtimes.net/music/new-cu...

Check out the daily lineups for Tool Live In The Sand, the all-inclusive destination festival in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic! March 7th, 8th, and 9th 2025 at Hard Rock & Royalton Resorts. Book now: toolinthesand.com/packages #CKY #TOOLLiveInTheSand #TOOLInTheSand #TOOL

I never watched MSNBC or morning Joe or whatever the fuck it’s called because about 15 years ago I saw that guy Joe Scarsomething and said “I don’t want to hear a word that guy has to say about anything, ever” and from reading stuff about him lately I think I was probably right

After the news networks pummel you with Ukraine, Gaza and the most depressing shit imaginable, they always make sure to really drive it home & follow it up with a commercial about kids dying of cancer and then the 3rd & final death blow is just a report of whatever Ted Cruz or Ron DeSantis is up to

Do you think there’s a person out there who’s most played Spotify song is how bizarre by OMC

Best fans in the world 🏆

PNW CKY! tickets are selling fast.The mini tour is coming up quick. last #CKY shows of the year. celebrate the holidays with some cheer!🎄🎅🏼 12.11 Bellingham Wa. @ wild buffalo 12.12 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw 12.13 Seattle, WA El Corazon 12.14 Portland, OR Bossanova Ballroom

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