Are the people that run the official kitchen nightmares youtube account ok?

The studio audience of the Big Bang Theory at any given moment:

when someone talks sports to me i can't stay focused for longer than 30 seconds but i will gladly listen to an adult man talk about all the minute variations of the simpsons opening for 20 minutes

Tales From The Keane Compound #483

my favorite far side

my favorite far side

I learned from toy story 2 that many american buildings do not in fact have a thirteenth floor

bsky.app/starter-pack... here is a cool starter pack for heathposters and heath-adjacent posters

this joke never landed for me because Krusty and Homer pretty much have the same body type

I have a problem.

the wet bandits

If you haven't played this, you definitely should, it has great music, great character and just charming writing overall

Whenever i hear "Holly Jolly Christmas" in a store now i can't unsee Muscleman from Regular Show getting the shit beaten out of him by an elf youtu.be/EelwEcdauKs?...

Grace - Gator Days

Old twitterbots were wild, there was one that corrected people when they said “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek”

Meatie

How can i make this about heathcliff 😈

Bolero's Wisdom Template

>disney classics >looks inside >almost entirely star wars stuff

i don't want to make this about heathcliff(yes i do) but i feel like this panel could be a heathcliff comic

oh no the bots also found bluesky

11/25/24

i'm surprised they left Charlie's name intact and didn't call him Karel de Bruin or something

day 6 of posting a cow tools edit every day and I still can't believe they cowed that freakin' tool

I just randomly remembered that for some reason "batman beyond" was called "Batman of the Future" over here in Europeland. not sure why, perhaps something being beyond was just too much for our European minds to comprehend.

Futurama Cuteness Overload spoilers: Plot was kinda predictable (the cute animals take over the whole world? i'm pretty sure that has been done to death by other shows already including Futurama) but still manage to have some heartwarming moments and funny jokes and oneliners.

not to steal @heathcliffnull.bsky.social's gimmick but

i love twitter and love being followed by definitely real people

"I got time to watch one more episode of Bojack Horseman before work. "Free Churro"? that sounds like it's gonna be pretty wacky!"

Dave the diver is great because there's so many times where i'm like "wait is that a real fish? that's something they made up right?" but it turns out that yes, pelican eels are real en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelican...

They should make the official tagline for house flipper 2 “Painting walls doesn’t suck anymore “

it occurs to me that i have not Catposted yet on here, allow me to remedy that Here is Punchy and Ollie

i saw this episode way before you could just google image search what someone looks like(and also before the DVD's were a thing) and for the longest time i just assumed this is what Matt Groening Looked like

youtu.be/QYEHvteniIc?... this is the most random scene in all of the early Simpsons that i think about a lot

i really hope my neighbours didn't hear me loudly say "FUUUCK!" because i kept dying at one specific level at super mario wonder

Figured i make this side-sky for my none heathcliff tweets, plus i'm sitting on all these invites anyway, figured i use one of them at least