My husband was getting the mail.... Phew, could you imagine if the most morally void people on the planet with unlimited resources had access to technology like this though!

Quoting this next time I’m asked for a new interface proposal…. #M365

A common interaction while trying to get anything done with the #M365 suite

I’m convinced Microsoft products are designed for maximum ragebait potential.

Out here casually quantifying my seasonal depression as one does.

> run LateStageCapitalism_SupernovaPricingStrat.exe /final_form /price_gouge=ON

Mostly having ADHD its a nightmare…BUT it’s great when you completely forget your age and realize you’re turning 38 instead of 39 this year. It’s the time equivalent of finding 20 bucks in an old pair of jeans.

You guys, it’s going to be ok. Broken Social Scene is back. #wearesobackbaby #serotoninrunwayisgettingshortthiswinter

If you weren’t sure if boomers should be in charge of AI legislation, my Mom just put herself, Me and “heysiritextdayle” in a group chat together.

 #khancoded

This is what we like to call in the biz, a server snow day :D

If you’re wondering what it’s like working in tech right now.

Catherine O’Hara. Fuck.

When do you think the first time someone did this was… and was it before or after the industrial revolution

I’m pretty sure it’s been 8 years since the 2024 Summer Olympics.

My friend Katie (@yellowpaine) is fighting stage 4 breast cancer and needs our help. Katie was my coworker at Borders—she and her husband Pat were always kind to me. Now they're facing this with two young kids. Any amount helps. If you can spare anything, it means the world. 💙 gofund.me/38bbe8dd8

My friend Katie (@yellowpaine) is fighting stage 4 breast cancer and needs our help. Katie was my coworker at Borders—she and her husband Pat were always kind to me. Now they're facing this with two young kids. Any amount helps. If you can spare anything, it means the world. 💙 gofund.me/38bbe8dd8

This is fine, everything is fine.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Indelible fact of the universe: Your verification code will always come immediately after you request a second verification code.

Being called out as Clinically Grumpy by a robot was not something I was emotionally prepared for

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

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You know that one LCD Soundsystem lyric that goes “like a sales force into the night”? You think the people at Salesforce the company know about that song? Maybe we should let them know because the hype at the next team building event would be unreal.

Below: -Work -Sports -Defending Elon Musk

I remember the exact moment when I copped OK Computer and slid it into my portable CD player…. The Way F I T T E R, H A P P I E R.. used to skip when the bus hit a pothole…. “MO-O RE-PRO D - U C TI V…”

Does the government know that we’re allowed to listen to Optimistic by Radiohead as much as we want?? #feelsillegal

Oops, it’s dark at 3pm and is now Radiohead hyperfixation season. I don’t make the rules.

What kind of autism is it where the most relaxing thing you’ve done all week is turn off all the lights and vacuum your floors with the green laser attachment

Another one of her! 🎄 working on the pattern 📝 #aesthetic #cottagecore #frog #christmasvibes #knitting #decor #Whimsical #christmas #cutecore

Ok but where am I going to get my insider stock trades from now?

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

It bums me out that a lot of folk’s fist impression of AI will be Copilot. It’s like if your first impression of Pizza was taking a bite and then Being immediately punched in the face. While being told “YEAH THIS IS PIZZA, *punch* ISN’T PIZZA GREAT??- *punch* LETS PUT PIZZA IN EVERYTHING!”

Time to check out all the stuff I added to cart after the edible hit.. Aah yes just the: “Realistic-Crab-Shaped-Pen-Holder-1-Count-Creative-Cute-Desktop-Pen-Stand-Decorative-Desk-Ornament”-I’ve been needing!

Know your rights at the polls! If you see or experience any intimidation or harassment, please call the Voter Assistance hotline at 1-833-NJ-VOTES (833-658-6837).

Reminder: Tomorrow’s election closing times. - 7 p.m. ET - Virginia - 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey - 9 p.m. ET - New York City - 8 p.m. PT - California

From the people who brought you Weaponised Incompetence: - N E W !- Weaponized AMBIGUITY! -now with fresh pine scent -

Here’s a last minute costume idea… A Midevil Sith Lord. ⚔️ #KyloRenfaire

take a moment to thank and consider all the IT teams that were working overtime and late shifts last night working to defend your networks globally, hopefully we fixed a few things, put in an order for more capacity and submitted a bunch of firmware requests for dodgy made vulnerable hardware! :)

When theres a huge Microsoft 365 / Azure server outage but you’re a Designer...

“Oh you meant WORKday?? I thought you wanted me to check out the new local Southeast Asian fusion spot WOK-DAY.” #emailswithHR

It’s almost as if, the whole time, it was about the cognitive dissonance we formed along the way.

We don’t talk enough about how latency affects ADHD brains. I just texted my mom, checked the price of the Costco thanksgiving dinner and played a game on my phone because a SSO interaction took too long. #sidequests

In the spirit of open enrollment season, can I spend my wellness stipend on hotpot dinners? #BrothIRA

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Time to pull this meme out again.

It's great that AWS already shared a postmortem, and we can understand some things that went wrong, starting the outage. A summary of the events, based on what the AWS team shared:

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