My game Stimulation Clicker is out now, enjoy :) > neal.fun/stimulation-...

To all the family YouTubers trying to shoot sitcoms with your kids, I have one thousand notes, but my Christmas Wish is for you to at LEAST stop centering people talking directly into the camera for every close-up.

When you ask me how I am and I say “good” just fyi I’m referring to this email I just got from the gas company

I think in 2025, pickleball’s lease on weird sports phenomenon infiltrating normie life should be up, and we should replace it with something more fun to watch people succumb to, like jai alai.

Hello internet! This is a formal request to see LESS ELF ON THE SHELF IDEAS. I do not need any more elf on the shelf ideas. I am good. Thank you!

we’re thankful for all these funny people go.bsky.app/HNMmFwz

It’s #SecretBusinessSunday! Today is the day to support your favorite local underground mom and pop drug lords, money launderers, and other black market staples! Today is not about Wall Street or Main Street, it’s about the alleyways between them! ✌️😎

missing the good old days when every sitcom had full-length seasons, multiple holiday episodes, and The Beast

Thanksgiving morning is like Christmas morning but the presents are the Captain Hippo Thanksgiving Day Parade video youtu.be/8ZApkYYtufI?...

Roomba: "I'm gonna eat that wire." Me: "Don't-" Roomba: "Help, I'm chokin' on the wire!" Me: {frees Roomba} Roomba: "Thanks. Welp, better get back to eatin' that wire."

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

wow the parade this year was crazy

I spent most of 2024 traveling around the U.S. and Central America hanging out with gamblers, bookies, politicians, even CEOs and casino bosses, trying to learn about sports betting from every perspective. I wrote 10,000 words about it for Rolling Stone. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

I don't know if I can live in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself, knowing I could have lived in a world where InfoWars is a parody of itself on purpose.

Potty training twins this week, so if anyone wants to know what it was like to be on that submarine, just ask.