2% battery, might have to go home 😔

This is a really nice thing amongst the shit

Healthcare in the US is frankly insane, it's like they're all living with Stockholm syndrome and just accept bankruptcy might be an option for minor medical issues

Why not, I'm off tomorrow

Tonight's feature presentation:

Movie night tonight and the choices are Weapons or Bring Her Back. Anyone who's seen both have a favourite?

Watched Idiocracy again last night and remarkably while it's a stupid piece of fluff, it's not a million miles away from how I see the world these days. Everything is just so stupid

I should probably get a diagnosis tbh

10/10 take. No notes.

Just served Peter Capaldi

Son has applied for a Medicinal Chemistry degree at uni

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Same energy

Expect protesters at ICE facilities to be open-carrying subway footlongs from now on

Interviewer: thank you for coming to see us today, I'm sure we'll see each other again when you start your new role, haha. Is there anything else you'd like to ask? Me: where's your fucking poppy?

The only one I haven't seen is... David Bowie

5 artists I have seen live but one is a lie: Gomez The Stranglers Depeche Mode R.E.M. David Bowie

Gimli: we have come to remember the fallen, those brave elves who stood as comrades alongside us in the war against the dark Legolas: where's your fucking simbelmynë?

Round 2 of Name The Movie I feel @paulduane.bsky.social @cineblah.bsky.social or @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social might know this

Discovered at my sons progress meetings tonight that he's part of a programme that talks to 1st and 2nd year pupils about racism, gender violence and respect, which is the first we've heard of this

Son is away to uni today as part of his advanced chemistry higher and the boys know something's up cos he's usually home by now

That's what I'm talking about 👌

Over 50% of the vote? Oof, that's a smack in the teeth for the centrist democrats

There should be a law against the National Lottery sending emails that are not winners notifications

"You weren't there, man, it was carnage. So much onions and mustard"

Had one of those glitch in the matrix experiences when Glass of Champagne came on random. Absolutely convinced this was a Roxy Music song, can even remember Brian Ferry with his pencil moustache and white tuxedo singing it

Nice

What this guy needs is to visit the sleepy hamlets of Govan, Possilpark and Shettleston and call the young team hobbits

"Chapter 9: Scottish League Division 2 scores in season 1956/57" 'Yass, my favourite!'

Been added to a German list which seems to translate as Arbitrarily Ominous

We have a winner!

Bonus points if anyone can name the movie I'm watching

We're getting a new TV delivered during the week so we gave our old one away and I'm reduced to watching this ridiculous thing in the meantime

Yaaasss! 🍀

What a peach! 🍀

Never a penalty #celticfc

Can't watch the game, are those 4 second half bookings deserved or is Walsh trying to level up the game? #celticfc

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

I might have mentioned this before but I've been reminded of it by the fake moon landing discourse. A pals dad was a huge space fan; he'd go to conventions and such like and collect autographs from noted figures and celebrities in the field 1/🧵

*Neil Armstrong stepping out of the shower* "It was all a dream?!"

Walking to the bus stop after my shift and the overwhelming Halloween theme is 'slutty'

Me: hope you're all wearing scary costumes for Halloween! Everyone under the age of 25: yeah, real fucking sexy, just like you asked for Me: what

Someone at Apple should sort out their Face ID, mines hasn't been working all day

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

Dorkula you mean amirite

Double bill of The Thing (1982) and The Wicker Man

Not sure if bait or...

Me asking the big questions everyone else is afraid to ask

This dog dressed as Pinhead wins Halloween