paddys day is now over and this year like each year i am now covering for hungover peoples tasks

I had a dream that me and a 7 ft soldier guy were the last people in the world that wanted to use a trampoline after several high profile trampoline accidents, we were looking around a mall for where old indoor trampoline venues were for leads and clues.

Smoke on that guinness

I am in this game!!!! I cant wait to play it and you should feel the same!!!!!!!

i have a gay cardigan with pocket contents going back years and i was trying to fish out a hair tie from it when the elastic force of one of them also sprang out a minute paper like a catapult which whipped onto a coworkers desk: the collection pamphlet for a sylvanian families baby animal blind box

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

大穢において大竹新は基本的に自由　※パロ

This is what it was like looking up the cards i got

found out the true scale of how discounted yugioh bulk is (sorry game stores) and ordered some random packs, every single pull looks like this and it takes us like 30 seconds to squint hard enough to read what its even called

my cube is getting more and more esoteric becayse every time i have a quiet spot at work i just make more memes to print at home i am still 13 in my brain

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

at the thrift store yesterday came across a childrens picture book wholly about the premise that if jesus was born today you would be able to read about it on a website on the computer. like that was the whole thesis

devil summoner if taotie was tom and refined

happy international women's day

Does this make even a lick of sense

Is it true that modern yu-gi-oh meta is watching your opponent time out summoning things for 30 minutes all while holding a card in your hand thats literally a meteor that kills all their shit instantly and just deliberating when to tell them they lost while reclining? maybe its not a bad game?

resident evil is so amazing because for a franchise of its size, to my knowledge it has never needed to change the continuity once, so every game is just like "Yeah then THIS happened"-what they are trying to sell is not a story structure but instead "This is just something thats happening"

polymer clay computer angel for a friend! 🖱⌨️🩷

crafts intermission. i made little clay babies.

Angeline era

I wish there was a huge never ending thrumming noise coming from a tower

if you are unfamiliar with room of 1000 snakes it's imperative that you give it 5 minutes of your time arcanekids.com/snakes

im sure mark does a fine job with his debut everything in iron lung but i can't help but feel like it's a missed opportunity not to have jerma in there, make it a buster keatonesque comedy of errors, claiming things like 'no-one actually needs to use graphs after school', spiders landing on his head

in iron lung 2 markiplier gets a letter from his dead wife saying he has to go back into the blood ocean

Why does this image give me such a profound sense of peace

Had a dream I was introduced to an elderly nonfiction author from a ghastly innsmouth-like port town, who was writing a local story anthology called Tales From Before You Can Remember Snoo -all of a sudden I remembered Snoo, the much less popular ginger version of snoopy with a discontinued toy line

words of wisdom from moon

i'm tired of positivity, negativity and neutrality. it's time for a new thing. i haven't worked out what it will be yet but it will involve this coin and these dice. and the rules will be easy for newcomers to understand but have a little something for veterans too

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Key okaeri

every time i have this one i like it more, it might be near top 5 now

i had an absurd anthology series dream that started with being part of a group of tourists at a traditional hungarian dance studio and they were hosting a contest where everyone eats a donut and whoevers donut had the most bones in it was the one who got to dance

my job could always be worse

watched the first 2 star wars movies for the first time on the plane literally had no hope of ever stop thinking about this post the entire movie start to finish it had no other point to me nothing about it existed to me but this post

beginning to believe despite an overwhelming dearth of evidence that all llm's are a 'mechanical turk' style scam powered by the fast typing fingers of one guy who just really likes roleplaying mafia boss sex rpg

tab 1: arena powered cube tab 2: times table speed quiz for kids (while waiting for draft queue) tab 3: labyrinth of the demon king (while waiting for times table speed quiz for kids)

after months of constant pain, Abod is finally getting dental care this year!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 he's feeling so much better but paying for his healthcare is taking a chunk out of his evacuation savings. if you have anything to give, please consider supporting his family chuffed.org/project/help...

Next campaign is coming up fast, you should totally follow ;) -> www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

im going to need all 25 year old woman around the world to combine into an unstoppable automaton and to heed my diaboloical commands

I'm going to crank up the madness on my madness crank

Fresh fruit and vegetables are mere tools to me theyre nothing to me but food

This Zone, deprived of its Guardian, is now destined to disappear

america

Finding a greggs in an industrial estate comes with the same level of relief as finding a save point in a demanding horror game