YOU CANT FUCKING FOOL ME

"The Wringer" is my secret area in the Coolest game you can't play

i havent sit in dirt for so long

still on this

yesterdays burger is todays cold burger if you arent quick enough like me. i live in the arctic, times get tough out here. (frozened burger)

new drank

* WHICH WAY WOULD HE GO the illusion of choice

sometimes i'm watching football I'm like who evens turn is it

Sexy Gumby can still happen if people want it bad enough

Groups of 30-50 feral hogs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under anarcho-transprimitivism

Mario was only supposed to have its most iconic level, 1-1 (the one with Goomba at the start). However, Miyamoto fell victim to scope creep, and expanded the game to have eight entire worlds

finfin come and see him ! #finfin #finfinonteothemagicplanet

* computer boner call that shit a phonr

* my bug wife and my plushie wife get along so well and I have Thoughts about both this is awesome i love my life

* i am going to Do Things to this woman i love her so much

* re-listened to wife album earlier its so good

new album, okay?

* thinking about what if i had all 3 of my wives surrounding me that would be wife heaven

* i am having Normal thoughts

impossible levels list band but im dating both members

is it possible to be a polyamorous cuck and other ❤️worming questions for your lover

new jacob geller video: why is dicks so much more funnier than poussy?

youre the saddest baby EVER!!

* my throat iw fucking SHOT i love you fhr

Kris your mom's juicy as fuck

Fuck yeah you will!!

i don’t pay for spotify i just go to shows for background audio while i Game

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS. IT IS A VERY VERY DIFFICULT LISTEN BUT LISTEN REGARDLESS

* why tf my wifes mom follow this acc now dude she just knows about how down bad I am for HER KID

* ok but when do i announce this account on main and reveal my plurality

* I'm so happy with this list

pinkuids first public demo!! its so unplaytested!! its really annoying to play at times!! i forgot to explain the controls!! have fun everyone!! skyyee.itch.io/pinkuid #gamedev #godot

* changed my topster again award

* is this good

wicked witch named petunia penis "what the hell you hardly know me why wou8ld you want to do that"

* i want to post something but i do not know what to post

* on a vibe rn i cant even lie

the wise wizard named elder pussy

dont forget .... marge homer lisa bart

you eever feel sometimes like you just really wanna kiss a girl but no girls wanna kiss you cause you got eye boogers, wrinkles on top half of face, three strands of hair all different shade of green, normal booger, face covered in mustard and breadcrumbs, pet hamster, shirt that says i hate women,

* this is literally New Music Friday

forgot to post this distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

* shout out the wife

I'm dr. respect and I'm faithful to my wife

goodness... i hope he says yes...

have you ever considered this?

* i love that thing of mine so much

* relic hunters legend is my goty idgaf