Don’t make me do it. Don’t make me take a pain reliever for this headache I got from that press conference.

“We don’t know where the spectrum starts or where the spectrum ends.” That wouldn’t be a spectrum then, homie.

All intraday losses erased, lol

Guys, soon none in twenty thousand people will be diagnosed with autism, says Trump

There’s no downside to not taking vaccines on time, says the president of the United States of America. Don’t take Tylenol. Don’t let your children take Tylenol. There’s no possible downside. lmao, clown show

The longer this press conference goes the higher the stock goes. It’s almost erased all its losses.

“Fight like hell not to take Tylenol” zero fucking evidence, straight up medical advice

Uh… This woman was an extremely weird choice

Kenvue is now up almost 5% after hours lmfao

Omfg they’re not pushing people to actually not take medicine for fevers are they

“It’s hard to watch kids with autism” Uh what the fuck?

That’ll do it

It can only good happen

Lmao this press conference is unbelievably unhinged

Very useful information:

Does no one think it’s weird that the administration is waiting until the moment markets close to do their anti-Tylenol presser so Kenvue gets thrashed even more in after hours trading?

stabilize my economy, daddy

“Pregnant women are just confused” is a pretty insane message to run with.

*buys a bunch of Ethereum* *Ethereum shits the bed* TIME TO ACCUMULATE

Looking forward to Trump pissing off every pregnant woman in America.

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

The New York Magazine has an old Bill O’Reilly quote for when they’re live-reporting. I don’t quite understand why they do this, but it’s funny, so why not?

Kenvue is down 6% today because the president is going to invent a link between Tylenol and autism.

One of my favorite rap songs of all time is They Reminisce Over You by Pete Rock and CL Smooth and I had no idea Tupac was there when Trouble T Roy passed away. Really interesting episode by Jeff.

Every other ad on Truth Social is Ivermectin for $2 or some company selling crosses

They’re still seeking the death penalty, so, uh

Argentina owes the IMF $42 billion. Ukraine, which is a country at war for years with a bombed out economy, only owes the IMF $11 billion.

Goddamnit

BT and I were never invited back to Consensus, fwiw

If you’re going to have fireworks for me when I die you have to put bits of my body in each firework

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That’s weird I thought the libertarian chainsaw guy had Argentina on lock, why do we need to support him?

No memorial service for me when I go plz

number one story on X the everything app lmao

I think it’s cool that the US government can just demand 10% of a company and no one thinks that’s socialism.

Are Certain Planes Gay? Op-Ed by Ross Douthat

Absolutely retire the A10 to be 100% clear. I just think it looks cool, it’s fucking useless.

Me: no, I like A10s, they’re dumb and loud and ugly! *checking timeline* Me: okay, I guess never mind

omg, there’s a real argument going on about this A10s fucking rock?

A message for everyone

Me, winning the Nobel Prize in Economics: it’s simple really, we shipped the billionaires to Mars and made housing affordable

“We’re a real thing! We make the world a better place! You should respect us!” the economists wail while buying a seat at the table

lol I had no idea the Nobel Prize in Economics is an add-on by the central bank of Sweden

Uh, can someone help me understand this, please?

Puffball mushroom curry. :)

“You kill me. A hundred years from now there won’t be one sad fuck to look at any of this. What keeps you going?” “You know what it is, Theo? I just don’t think about it.”

Every time I visit X multiple people are saying “you don’t hate journalists enough”

This is my real response to “the left abandoned the Public square occupied by mechahitler”

What are you running from? Taking pills to get along Creating walls to call your own So no one catches you drifting off and Doing all the things that we all do Let them wash away All those yesterdays All those paper plates You've got time to escape There's still time