which is worse: this, or ben shapiro saying that wet ass pussy is a medical condition?

i love spreading misinformation on the internet because it’s fun and doesn’t hurt anyone

i’m going to put this as plainly and gently as i can. as someone from the deep south / bible belt, the vast majority of evangelicals are deep into religious psychosis triggered by their cult behaviors, a lifetime of child abuse, and self-hatred that spans generations. this is par for the course.

I am Jimmy McGill

🚨 BREAKING: jimmy kimmel first to be raptured

as above, so below

i would say a good 80% of online fascistic threats could be completely disarmed if neoliberals had properly responded to modern stochastic terrorism, swatting, or reddit’s manhunt of the boston marathon bomber

bro seriously what does any of this have to do with trans people ??? leave us alone 🫥

fun fact: it never stopped being a crime in the united states to be a communist

blacklisting teachers who post “fuck charlie kirk” in their free time is just a modern day morality clause, meant to chill critique of authority and reinforce propaganda. this has also been happening around israel and trump, but this kirk thing has turned the moral panic up to 100

Every non-American offering up “commentary” on the charlie kirk event is failing to understand how deep white supremacist christianity runs in the united state’s veins. they have no interest in undoing the bloodlust put into them by their pastors, republicans, and the reverberations of slavery.

bro seriously what does any of this have to do with trans people ??? leave us alone 🫥

“charlie kirk’s daughter ran to him after he was shot because she was scared by the bang” no she didn’t. his wife and kids were at home. wtf are you talking about? “his kids are traumatized” since when do we give a shit about kids having trauma? like what even is their messaging anymore???

Original comic do not steal

praying for groypers to find a real job 🙏

I’m not going to mourn a nazi and renounce “randomized gun violence” when the pulse nightclub memorial was ripped apart two weeks ago by florida’s fascist leadership. Either we are allowed to mourn those taken by political gun violence and work to mitigate it in the future, or we normalize it.

abusive people die and then enablers hop on their high horse to lecture victims about how they’re actually *worse* than their abusers for being happy they’re dead

running interference for THE jeffrey epstein gotta be a top ten worst things you can do without actually molesting anyone

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i miss when the dems did performative shit like this instead of just spamming the “yes” button on every ‘Kill Babies Act’ that comes across the house floor

fellas 🗣️🗣️🗣️

If you make jokes about pregnant men your transphobic ass is blocked on sight. “Oh what if Trump was pregnant, that’d be so funny.” Yeah what if Hillary Clinton had a dick that’d be hilarious

chief fallator at the grundle department

this has gotta be some of the corniest shit i’ve ever read. this is just lois saying “9/11” repeatedly but instead it’s manifest destiny. every year americans prove that they are the easiest licks in the entire world. getting got by 1800’s era carpetbagger eugenicists with twirly mustaches.

a minnesota guy

Vocally supporting Gavin Newsom. That’s a paddling. Complaining about leftist infighting. That’s a paddling. Pointing out the authoritarianism of the paddle. You better believe that’s a paddling

they are also very breedable - don’t forget that.

the reason they won’t call what we’re experiencing economically a recession/depression is because it isn’t impacting boomers

just pit maneuvered rudy giuliani’s car. let’s see how this plays out

first they body swapped princess diana, then avril lavigne, then the barenstain bears, and now donald trump? When will the madness end?

mark cuban: i just invested $120 million into the japanese fuck doll market hoping they can create the most hyperreal dick feel for consumers martha: Have you tried being loved? Perhaps you could find happiness through intentional self-reflection.

ok fine. i admit i was paid $8k directly from hillary clinton’s offshore account to show hole on who wants to be a millionaire. who even cares at this point.

this premature ejaculation to gavin newsome is nothing more than liberals attempting to normalize never hosting a primary again after kamala became the first democrat to get nominated without winning the primary. they don’t like how overt screwing over socialists is, so they just won’t let us vote

Pinky: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and win back my ex-wife Pinky: Uh, Brain, didn’t she move to a different state? I don’t think she wants to see you again… Brain: Quite right, Pinky. That’s why I put an AirTag in her car,

“taylor swift got engaged” if you pointed a loaded bazooka at my dick i still wouldn’t give a shit

all tankies are now cancelled

how much cohension could the right actually have if they need shills like candace owens to extoll their virtues? Like these racists need a black women to speak to the benefits of their ideology? Why? If it was so prima facie good, why team up with the people you think are the dumbest in the world?

you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to hitler

“why are you making this about yourself” who else would it be about…adolf hitler? you a dolf fan?

don’t mention trans men. don’t mention slavery. don’t mention capitalism. don’t mention trans men. don’t mention brown people. just be normal. just be normal. just be normal.

liberals consider morality a hurdle to overcome in their mission to achieve hell on earth. not me i love that shit. more woke scolding and purity testing of the left gimme gimme gimme

i can’t leave

i’m the first prisoner at the new alcatraz island ama

the guy u just gave $1billion to: idk maybe put the data in space ? we could make it spin and use dark matter or some crazy shit

i don’t care how much a jar of jelly beans costs in 2025 u aren’t gonna convince me to work at the widget factory