The song I sing to the dog before we go on a walk

Muk is the best pokemon, she just wants to be loved. And so, I love Muk.

Playing monster girl dating sims and naming my character Guillermo

I'll only watch 48 Hours in Vegas in 4D Smellovision. Otherwise you're just not getting the authentic Dennis Rodman experience.

If he's not crouching for 98% of the movie I'm not watching

See them swing at air on the BIG SCREEN!

Say what you will, but RFK Jr was excellent in “Labyrinth”.

"It stinks"

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only

Congratulations to the first AI Actress getting her first big lead role! Round of applause for Kim Kardashian everyone!

TOO MANY HOT DOGS?! that was the perfect amount of hot dogs and baby carrots

Fifty-five Burgers One Hundred Fifty Taters Fifty-five Milkshakes

Here's a little haiku in lieu of today's events: The President's friend He misses him dearly but they will meet in hell 🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

You'd never believe what this is referring to.

"Tonight on 60 minutes, the President sits down with special guest interviewer Chris Hansen to clear the air about his relationship with his dear friend Jeff."

"Sir, The President has just been spotted leading three young girls to the Situation Room."

Kim Kardashian's face in that All's Fair show is like Michael Keaton's neck in the Batsuit

“They say the Lament Configuration is the best configuration,” Trump said, emphasizing “I very easily finished it as part of my cognitive test this year.”

I don't know much about this D4vd guy, but I'm sure Drake will be reaching out to him soon for a feature

IM SKREEPIN!!!!!!!!

what the fuck

Calling it "gooning" is probably really frustrating for super villains looking for helpers

Nintendo would make so much money now if they did a Luigi's Mansion 1 remake/remaster packaged with 2hd and 3 it's the perfect time

They screwed up big-time, the famous Rocket Pop has red on top and blue on the bottom

jokes on you, hot communists never see my posts (hope this works)

Before the start of 2025 I need to get something off my chest. I'm coming out as a classic potato chip enjoyer. That's right, when a party had those party packs of little bags of chips I was the one who was eating the original lays. It was me. Judge me if you must

Fruit Leather

BREAKING: SUSPECTED SHOOTER FOUND IN NYC

I can't believe one of the Hemsworth is getting away with murder

from what I'm understanding Kai Asakura and his brother are basically the Japanese Diaz brothers. I always root for the Japanese fighters, but Kai is like this gen Sexyama to me so I really hope he wins

*continues listening to Pajama Time by Laurie Berkner*

He CEO got killed with bullets He killed me with that smile

thinking about those sonic Reebok's I coulda had if not for scalpers 😭

Bring back American Gladiators but it's CEOs vs. Mysterious Jacket and Backpack Men

remember the reason for the season

Kitanovember is over but Beatcember is just beginning

Starting a band after getting a brand new pussy installed: Josie and the Neopussycats

I've only played and beaten Final Fantasy 1, making it truly the Final Fantasy for me. (genuine post)

Kelp is just nature's pickle

The writer's barely disguised fetish

If you told me in 2010 that'd I'd be crying at the spin-off show based on the lanky mfer from The Big Bang Theory I'd have laughed at your face, I would have laughed and laughed

We're in the good place

I missed this morning’s Echo Chamber meeting. What are we typing here today? EXACT text please, I don’t wanna not-echo!

Dalton Knecht MIGHT be roty Bronny James WILL be one of the basketball players of all time

If you think about it, AOC could go by AO3. As C is the third letter in the alphabet. 🎩 😎🤌

The Historic Inaugural Bluesky Ratio Round of applause 👏👏👏👏

This is a prime example of iykyk lmao

bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro

damn I do love a good BOGO...... And as wasian I'm getting a double dose of that BOGO dopamine hit