Remembering at the gym there's impromptu Gloomhaven 2E tonight:

Finished processing new ropes. Repost if you want to be the first one to be tied in them

Dear Reader, I jokingly told my boss I will sign off my emails "I'm your huckleberry," from now on and she sent back a laugh-crying emoji. Guess I should start. Wonder if I can push it and wear my pink cowboy hat to work tomorrow?

the gay agenda 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈

Getting prepped to start a playthrough of Rove tonight and see how it measures up to its 'Haven cousins @pupatlas.bsky.social @pupbolt.bsky.social @betachamp.bsky.social #boardgames

I'm just a Jedi knight standing in front of this [dog], asking if I can pet it.

Dear Reader, I've decided the theft at the Louvre is an elaborate promotion for Ocean's 9 and they're adding Renee Rapp for a Renee-Sandy Bullock-Cate Blanchett love triangle that is going to make my head explode. Also it will be a musical.

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

Celebrating ten years with @pupbolt.bsky.social! I promise we did the math right this time. Pic from our annual meeting where I use food to convince him to keep this domestic experiment going for another year.... hopefully another ten full of the same adventure and care.

This would be, aggressively, the wrong lesson to learn from all the things that happened around The Final Shape and after.

My Hump Day submission is specifically in the Rump and Rope subgenre. 🪢& 📷: @pupsunburst.bsky.social

Dear Reader, My greatest friendships are with dance party tea lights.

Dear Reader, How do I trick all my friends into watching a series based on one of my smutty little audio books?

I would like to deposit one smile in my phone for all the little gay people there.

Time to squish!

But also what else will all these locked pups do with their time sooooo...

Dear Reader, There is no greater joy than finding a smut fantasy book that's actually the first of seven. Yes, I need to know all the trials and tribulations of this mage and his werewolf bf. Yes, I am always in suspense even though they will obviously save NYC and their relationship from the hells

Dear Reader, I think I took another good back photo. How did I manage a magical good lighting Massive bathroom photo before Diesel?

Dear Reader, I had not thought of the 2001 movie bubble boy starring Jake Gyllenhaal in a long time. Then today I discovered there's a musical adaptation so naturally it's time to turn on the original cast recording.

I was caught!

Dear Reader, My boyfriend may say he's busy picking songs for his Halloween set to listen to Life of a Showgirl, but from across the room: "Is this a Charlie XCX diss track?"

Get em while they're cute.... Which is always.

Really stark how there are only like a handful of political leaders in the country who are like “I think it my job to be helpful to the people who hired me”

Dear Reader, I'm finally finishing this season of Strange New Worlds. I better get shirtless Sam Kirk or I'm going to drive the Enterprise into a binary pulsar.

Gloomies tonight! (Gloomhaven 2E)

Dear Reader, This morning my boyfriend called me an undercover Mormon. I'm pretty sure I made out with more strange men at the dance party than him so I will not stand for this slander.

Unicorn fashions! ...and like other animals or whatever.

this most "this could have been an email" thing i've ever heard

Fewer apologies, more ass. In this essay I will...

Who is excited for this Fridays play party in Seattle? Come hang out and listen to some amazing music while cruising.

Re: When I see Gloomhaven 2E is the game for tonight.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

This puppy deserves to dance!

Instead of a Leftovers party, could I get an invite to the Leftovers orgy? One should repeat behavior that exempts a person from the rapture early in my opinion.

Dear Reader, when I say Gloomhaven 2e is a GREAT game. I mean here is live footage of me any day I wake with this game on my calendar:

The perfect shirt doesn't exist----

Me tonight in our Cosmere RPG

Bark.

*sigh* Searches for bulk suppliers of clown make-up.

Why am I at work? I took Heatwave for my level 3 card as Spellweaver in Gloomhaven 2e. I should be at the table doing this to evil beings:

Ira the Medic turned to piracy in his desperation.

Tonight in Brindlewood Bay, the mavens were aided by the Gold Crown Mystery: "Safety First...To DIE" where our intrepid detective, Amanda Delacourt, cracks the case when the killer leaves a key clue on the popular football safety's vigil. Also, leeches helped.

Speaking ill of the dead includes misrepresenting them. If you’re going to claim we must respect the dead, respect them enough to tell the truth about them, however horrible that truth must be. Canonizing someone who was evil counts as speaking ill of them.

Today is the last day for cheap early tickets (under $20 including fees) for Treasure Trail II. Your cubby is one of your hosts again! Come join us for a night of debauchery 😇😈 www.eventbrite.com/e/treasure-t...

@bresh.bsky.social and @red.slut.dog looking super cute in my ropes. Took them quite the struggle to get out 😈

This hump day is going off folx. Appreciate!

I apologize to all Etsy Witches, forgive me, you have game. I will honor you all with a ritualistic full moon orgy.

How I would celebrate this news is thankfully no different from how I want to spend my free time as society disintegrates: make out with all of you, multiple times. We don't have long left till it all implodes so I suggest we start immediately when I'm off work.

Dear Reader, my new ice breaker is asking what a person considers a socially acceptable amount of lube to have on themselves when leaving the house. Inspiration by @himbochronicles.bsky.social

So satisfying to see these printed 🤩. These and some other neat things will be on @bolt-wear.com soon!