important

your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg.

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/

Toooongue

I'm at the combination

Typing into the void helps, even a little bit.

I lost the traction I was making with my nails and cuticles, chewed them right up. Back to old horrible habits

Maybe sleeping in the car will brighten my mood, make me feel homeless again.

Panic attack? Existential crisis? On my husband's birthday? More likely than you think.

Why does anyone keep me around? Just to pay bills? I'm as interesting as wet cardboard.

I fuck everything up. A waste of space at 40. I really should have died years ago.

Woops

You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!

Goodbye our little ray of sunshine.He was totally fine then I heard a weird sound and he was twitching.He passed in minutesMy heart can't take it anymore after 17 babies over 6years. Moose Teddy Gus Colby Calvin Grandpa Earl Ziggurat Cruton Science Sputnik Pitch Hector Binx Cysco Stanley Prismo

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

girl.

My final inktober post/video, a round up of all 31 images (32 if you count my original pen test!) Please blow this up! I worked really hard this month and I’m so proud! And thank you to everyone who supported me through commissions or kind words throughout!

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Sun cooked chicken breast. I love you Prismo.

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

Remember kids! It's Friday in California

Morning dose of wild lot rabbit. We have a family of 4 to 6 this summer. I hope they stay warm for winter, I do feed them once in a while.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Hahaha! Oh man I love when I accidentally poison myself. I knew that pasta was too good to be gluten free, now I'm in so much pain 😔

3 Rat Moon

She is home from surgery, must find hacksaw for cutting off husbands arm.

Portland is not on fire. This tree is fire

Dem Trees!

office persona

Happy October 3rd!

Fuck you U-line. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery! Blaming young workers for leaving on COVID/ACA/Bad parenting, take a LONG look at yourself and maybe you will see your the problem too!

Sexy Skaven! @qrik.bsky.social !!!

Faceless goons, good to know

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Why did Dead Fantasy just pop in my head. If you have 40 mins to kill.... youtu.be/EHA3opXjcd0?...

Oh no I've made tablet children, they love the large screen.

let's hold hands as we stare into the abyss

Development files for Yoshi's Island reveal that Yoshi was originally meant to have a human voice. Lines for transforming into his various forms, including unused ones like Tree Yoshi, have been found.

I was high on morphine and other painkillers 24 years ago, a day after my knee surgery. A week or two later coming out of the drug haze I told my mom about this crazy dream I had. The crazy dream is still going, I wonder if I'm unconscious after my knee work and the last 24 years are my brainslop?

Moth time

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble

Rat

Eighteen years ago something magical happened. Under a Lunar eclipse we spoke words that have bonded us together ever since then. I have no idea what my life was like before him as he makes my life complete and whole. I love you Zach @zpocketfox.bsky.social

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-kpop-demon-hunters/

Jem and the Holograms is amazing to this day and such beautiful 80's outfits. Jerrica is what I'll name my daughter if I ever had one.

Gosh, I think I might have some unresolved trauma whenever I see the CFT con stuff. Thinking back that con burned me so badly with how I was treated, made me quite bitter to the furries running it.