If get I raptured tomorrow, I’m gonna be so pissed. I have lived my life in such as a way as to avoid spending eternity with most of the Christians I know.

Welp. 🦀 🦀 🪩 🦀 🦀

Just your friendly neighborhood comedy writer/poetry major posting Fire and Ice by Robert Frost again for no particular reason.

Big thanks to @newplayexchange.bsky.social for featuring us on their homepage today! We love being part of a space that supports playwrights and new work! #playwrights #audiodrama #comedies #theatre #newplays

On Mondays, we dress like bears. storiesfound.com/micro-histor... #AudioDramaSunday #AudioDrama #ComedyFiction #MicroFiction #Podcast

We'd say the hardest part of having a comedy fiction podcast during a fascist takeover of your country is the fascism. Hands down. Remembering to post about new episodes is also a pain, but the fascism is way worse. storiesfound.com/micro-histor... #AudioDramaSunday #AudioDrama #ComedyFiction

It’s a bad night to be this guy’s dick.

This week we’re excited to bring you the very first 'Best Of Stories Found' episode, the hilarious story: 5 Calls by Ladi Loera! It's been fully remastered and presented in our brand new format. storiesfound.com/best-of-stor... #AudioDramaSunday #Storytelling

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

You’ve got three more chances to see my brand new comedy, IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, while it’s still in Austin!

Hot, sweaty, and ready to do it again. Pflugerville showed UP today!! Stood in solidarity with hundreds of our friends and neighbors filling the streets outside of our neighborhood. No Kings. Not now, not ever.

Happy to be back to writing and producing audio dramas with @storiesfound.com after a lengthy personal hiatus! This micro is a super fun way to spend four minutes.

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

Them: Don’t be petty. Me: *listening to Tom Petty, wearing a petticoat, and eating petit fours* What?! I would never!

The DEI looked at you?!

Just an FYI. If you’re a liberal white person cheering on ICE taking someone away and posting a clearly photoshopped image of a Latino man wearing a fake “Latinos for Trump” shirt as he’s being hauled off — you’re racist AF. There is no situation in which this behavior is okay.

Could the DNC be more out of touch?? You want my money? Do something. Stop voting for his nominees. Get on every news and social media channel and denounce his actions. Even if you can’t stop him, SAY SOMETHING. Everyone will be looking?? Oh, trust, we’re watching you do nothing right now.

Say what you want, but it’s kinda nice that his wife cosplayed as the Hamburglar to provide him emotional support.

Why did I assume that Mr. Toad was the same Toad as Frog and Toad?? Like, he's calmly eating cookies with his boyfriend one minute and racing a stolen car at high speeds through the English countryside the next and my brain was like, "Yep, that tracks. Same guy."

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Behind on a deadline, but thankfully my office mate is over here doing the important work — finding the sunbeams.

If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around slamming cocaine wine in the background then I can get my work done today

Was searching for Dan Rather to see if he was on here yet and accidentally typed Damn Rather — and honestly, that would be a pretty amazing drag name.

Watched all three Doctor Who episodes tonight expecting to be sad at the end, but was pleasantly surprised. What a perfect way to heal old wounds, move us forward, and let us appreciate the new Doctor without having to waste several episodes grieving the last one. Brilliant writing.

Okay, I’ve tried being an adult and it’s mostly terrible, so I’m pretty excited about using my adult money to buy this adult size pet bed and seeing where this whole thing goes.

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Stories Found!

I’m finally posting here and it’s about my podcast because self-promotion is a fine, normal way to start being social. Now playing on the Stories Found podcast is the hilarious story, The Brink of Chaos, by beloved Austin storyteller, Mark Gifford! Listen now on your favorite podcast app!

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me