Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

i love my yogurt, its got blueberries and granola #myyogurt

My mojo #mymojo

My orisa #myorisa

My cat got dental surgery last week and he hung out like this for hours afterwards

My fat fucking cat was interrupting my gaming session to let me know he was hungry for an early dinner

Rude ass animal

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

My wife cleaned out the big bay window at the front of the house and Mu loves it there

Orisa in the sunlight

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

one thing i dont understand is why there arent more feds just swallowing keys to critical systems out of spite

Why is Elon musk leaking his dms with the guy who used a rat as his alarm clock and wiped his tooth blood on his wall instead of brushing his teeth

Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): I have startling news from the future The President: what is it? Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years

why do application developers not understand data pipelines at all

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

i love being handed trash garbage with the expectation i can spin it into silk

whats for lunch? today im doing pad thai

i think recently working like a dog for months straight has really taken my ability to have a creative or fresh take on anything

Nidoking. #pokemon [🎃]

More owl

Saw an owl, sorry for bad picture quality

i will become the dog hokage