i'm not dead and neither is skeetstats! i just had a lil data loss situation, as a treat. i'm workin on it but i'm also working like 60 hours a week at my regular job. love y'all

"are you open to constructive criticism on your work" nope!

who is this bitch

first sticker on my new laptop courtesy of @autogynoid.bsky.social

weird stuff going down in this pocket dimension tbh

weird stuff going down in this pocket dimension tbh

who is this bitch

chat i think i found a pocket dimension should i investigate further

chat i think i found a pocket dimension should i investigate further

okay it's been like a year since i changed my pfp sorry for the confusion if i change it again soon

hey :3

last night i gifted my favorite piece of lepidolite to someone who needed it and i wish i could show you how sparkly the one i got to replace it is but check it out anyway

"hey....HEY... EXCUSE ME... YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE IN A DRESS...I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE IN A DRESS!!" okay well you look like an asshole at a bus stop, glad we got that figured out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

booo, come on at least stick around long enough to tell me to enjoy the camps

google keeps asking if i want to “sign in on this device”. bro, it’s me. who else is googling “can ducks feel betrayal” at 2am?

no like fr these things are so cool they have 5 different split color options, sometimes i can't believe i have 8 of them

everybody knows rave moms bring the coolest toys to the party

please, mrs fortune was my mother

I resemble this notion (fascination)

we're having a cringe night and most of the people here are zoomers which means the entire request sheet is what i would describe as from "just the radio in 2004"

i live for this shit man i love my friends and that i get paid to make them look good

also if you're not listening to robot god what are you even doing

you at 4 in the morning: asleep like a little baby me at 4 in the morning, a lunatic:

lady in red

what da tuna summer

lady in red

"should have known i'd see you tonight" well yes we are at my workplace and i am here like six nights a week so yeah probably should have known that one

not to instagrampost on bluesky but oh, worm??

freezer slushy is the superior way to enjoy a gatorade i will not be taking questions at this time thank you

too busy? need to do dishes? microwave yuor chef boyardee in the can

oh yeah happy third tranniversary to me 🎉

oh yeah happy third tranniversary to me 🎉

i dunno if it'll show up here after this gets compressed to hell and back but i love the split colors on those warm halogen scanner beams

me, sobbing, weeping, leaking copious mucus, red faced, wailing: "I had no idea she was a -a -a calvinist! 😭😭😭😭" my open-backed audiophile quality headphones: *blasting "born this way" by lady gaga at full volume*

hey excuse me when you're at home does your mother let you stand on the furniture? then why would you come to my house and stand on my furniture?

hey excuse me when you're at home does your mother let you stand on the furniture? then why would you come to my house and stand on my furniture?

i walk outside at the hardcore show and some kid is mortified to be spraying water everywhere but he looks at me and says "hey i think there's something wrong with this hose" my brother in christ why are you using the hose to begin with just turn it off dummy

one "really cool" thing about being a woman in nightlife for 20-something years is that if a man exists within 50ft of you people will just assume you're his assistant

15 minutes between saying my human rights need to be sacrificed for the greater good and using them as a cudgel because someone yelled at you online

i am a single issue voter and having equal rights is my single issue. either you learn to give us our rights or you learn to enjoy the camps with the rest of us. give me liberty or go down with me.

sorry not sorry i have a strong fascination with pop girlies and the way they're both celebrated and villainized, how society loves to build them up but relishes even more in destroying them at the first opportunity wonder if that's connected to anything other aspect of my life, hmm 🤔

did y'all know linda perry of 4 non blondes wrote and produced beautiful by christina aguilera, because i did not know that until yesterday

on this week's episode of "karaoke is funny because" i don't remember cage the elephant doing ain't no rest for the wicked quite so honky tonk but somebody sure had fun making this karaoke version

what the fuck kind of weather is 100 degrees and a heavy thunderstorm this should be illegal

my mom would have been 78 today. i try to live without regrets, but i never got to tell her she had the daughter she always wanted after all. i think she sees me though, and i am grateful to be able to share the girl she didn't get to meet in person with all of you. thanks, friends <3

they said i was “too much” so now i’m studying to become even more. God gives his most theatrical battles to his most confusing soldiers

yes

i cleaned the mirrors and lenses today and these scanners kick so much ass

love a high powered led but there's nothin quite like a good old fashioned halogen beam

love a high powered led but there's nothin quite like a good old fashioned halogen beam