Bad news chat. Thanks to the Undertale 10 year anniversary stream, "dinnnnnnnnnner" has become a vocal stim for me

D&D player: "wow this thing that happened in this session was so annoying and unfun" Every Lancer player within a 10 mile radius: "that doesn't happen in Lancer btw"

Sometimes I think about how the one time a Star Wars movie decided to consult the question of "aren't droids basically an artificial slave race" it was with a character crusading for droid rights. played as a joke.

chat did you all know that I'm amber :)

It's cold outside but warm and toasty in the coffee shop so all of the windows are on maximum fog rn

One of the best feelings in the world is being able to motivate another person to make art just by having them experience something you made! Second best is being told that they enjoyed it beyond the click of a button! Show and tell artists/writers/musicians/etc what their works mean to you!

Chat do we like the new glasses I got the biggest roundest ones available

I think I should be commended for taking this long to do an editing pass of stuff that came earlier in the book, because that's usually a sign that I'm procrastinating, but this time it's because I'm changing formatting and realised some stuff I wrote later made earlier stuff make less sense

*clarifying to my woke pervert oomfs that this is a sexual thing and not like a class thing* I should have maids

(looking up angler fish reproduction) I do this to twinks

I could vent so much of my angst by giving one of my characters a shitty father figure

chat im scared

You know a story is good when you can find out accidentally what the ending is and still be like "how do we get THERE 👀"

Realised I'm reaching the end of Hades Calculus and ought to order Memory of Olympus. Wasn't given an option for free delivery without accepting an Amazon Prime free trial. Had to approve a payment of £0 on my banking app. Had to then approve the actual purchase. I hate Amazon chat.

I'm in a group chat with my twink and his girlfriend and this is a very succinct summary of what goes on in there

Sometimes I think

For some reason the discord has devolved into doing impressions of mobsters talking about boypussying

I will never forget how I used to know a couple where the girl was one of the kinkiest bisexuals I knew and the guy was the straightest most vanilla man alive, and if you asked him about their sex life he'd say it's all fine but if you asked her you'd just get an exasperated sigh

LRP is me btw (maybe this month I will record myself crushing a pumpkin again)

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

Persephone Gunmetal Olympus would love this I think. There's a little violence in everyone

Mining in Elite Dangerous is a nightmare for me for the simple reason that I'm flying an Imperial Cutter and my build doesn't have room for an autodock computer so when it's time to sell I have to dock manually in a ship that steers like a goldfish tied to a cinderblock

Rebecca Ford I beg of you please find some excuse to add a Hildryn Protoframe I'll burn nations to the ground for a woman who is jacked as fuck

Looks like all the cards are on the table now huh. except i dont know how to play poker. is your hand good or..?

Signs a live service game is doing well: they add a dating mechanic that's actually well fleshed out and made by people with a genuine love for the characters and the players Signs a live service game is dying: they add a dating mechanic that's so ass you can tell it was thrown together in 5 days

Of course we have seasoning in the UK! We have uhh (checks notes) ketchup. Brown sauce. Grease.

I have been convinced that we need to forcefem every mythology

Fascinated by how in the US they say zeebra but in the UK we say zebbra. how'd that happen

Do you think Gabe Newell ever wakes up in the morning and thinks about how he has the power to just call a conference, say nothing, hold up three fingers and then end conference and cause the internet to catch fire

I need a HUD or something for my biological needs bc I don't realise I'm thirsty until I pick up a glass of water and demolish it instantly

I need to get into a fistfight with a woman

I've managed to get rid of my old nail biting habit but I still like. hold the excess length against my teeth as though I'm about to bite them. idk why.

Every time I look at gifs of bunnies being petted I just think goddamn I wish there was a 10m tall lady who could do that to me that must feel so awesome

the realest friends are the ones who enable your monsterfucking

I strongly suspect that the whole reason cyvasse is a thing in ASOIAF is because George wanted to have cool moments of two smartypantses probing each other over a game of chess but didn't want to learn what the fuck being good at chess looks like so he just bullshat a fake version up

Guy who isn't trans but all of his body goals are women

Life hack: after breaking into someone's home and taking all their most valuable possessions, leave a dollar bill behind. You now technically bought all that stuff so it's not stealing.

Lesbians don't even say "I love you" anymore they just start describing in detail how succulent your insides would taste

One of my favourite types of guy are the ones who say their ideal woman is intelligent, but slightly less intelligent than he is. Like. My dude you're perfect parrying self awareness

Just found out my GP has me listed as a Mx, not a Ms. Suddenly I'm contemplating how much I like being a Mx

"Labelled by bluesky moderation" is possibly the most useless indicator of anything remotely useful

I think I'm going to give the goblin xey/xem/xeir pronouns

giga-wealthy long-established fiction author: -won't give you extreme yuri that sates a deep-set need to see women transcend the conventional bounds of physically possible intercourse -might donate to far right orgs with the money indie transfem author: -will make the yuri -spends the money on rent

As an obsessive note keeper and a serial project dropper, it feels good looking at my note doc have its page count eclipsed by the book itself

With how much I use silver iconography in my works you'd maybe start to think it's my favourite metal. It's not (that honour goes to bronze), it's just that a lot of cool things I like (werewolves, vampires, the moon) have associations with silver

Headline: Mr Beast paid a group of HOMELESS PEOPLE $100,000 each to play RUSSIAN ROULETTE with a LOADED GUN Mr Beast: "people are getting mad about this but all of the contestants are military veterans who are fully trained in handling live firearms, we took health and safety very seriously"

Girl you must be the Sword of Damocles the way you’re so ominously hung

Transgender Cicero anecdotes be like "let it hang, Damocles"

(clutching pearls voice) y-you mean, twinks can kiss other twinks??

A thing that needs to be understood about me is that none of my characters are straight and that will never ever change