A roadside assistance business in the Sahara desert called “Camel Tow”

This picture of my apartment building’s pool deck is what I imagine part of a Chicago-themed Las Vegas hotel casino would look like

Ginuwine - “Pony” is unironically an excellent song to do office work to

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

Portlandia Battlestar Galactica-ing Severance

New white sneakers season is here

I hope I get reincarnated as a labradoodle

Nice

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legit banger 🎧

estou obcecado 🎧

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In unsurprising news, I bowl better with 2pac in my headphones and beer in my belly

🎧 Album of the Day: Big Sean - Dark Sky Paradise (2015) I DON'T... FUCK WIT... CHUUU

this album is SO GOOD 🎧

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Nails for breakfast tacks for snacks

I don’t get the appeal of Robbie Williams. He just sounds like a dude who’s alright at karaoke.

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

Despite all my rage, I am still just a

"playing" Football Manager for the first time in several years and I've just spent the past four hours writing code to analyze virtual soccer players sometimes I miss my old job

30-Day Song Challenge

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just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail

Some Filipino food based puns from this Christmas Eve >

My biggest complaint about BlueSky so far is that everyone on this app hates Love Actually

Yeah, I like poutine. Poutine this poutine in my poutine.

🎧 Holy Ghost! - "Nicky Buckingham" If Kraftwerk and Boney M had a baby tidal.com/browse/track...

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

It’s a strange feeling being both a Liverpool and a Bears fan at the moment

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Nobody knows this because nobody eats just one

I’m 2-for-5 in leaving bathrooms with my fly zipped up today

Just Friends is a top 5 Christmas movie

Reason #74 why @bsky.app is better than X: a free and easy-to-use API Anyways, here's a bot I made inside of my first 2 hours on this platform @hacker-news.bsky.social

New in town. Where the pickle skeets at?