Here Comes Washer and Improved Means To Deteriorated Ends are back in stock on vinyl! also we have a newsletter news.washerfacts.com/p/reissues

Did you know that @washerfacts.bsky.social recently reissued "Bighead," their classic debut EP? okwasher.bandcamp.com/album/bighea... For those in and around Maine, catch the band at Some Fest on 9/13 in Kittery with @rickrude-theband.bsky.social, Rong, Lily Seabird, @oceanator.bsky.social, & more!

beach friday

show tonight: fringe bar with maneka & deady. music at 9. free

Philly! we’re at Fringe Bar on 6/11 with Maneka and Deady 8PM, FREE. our first show in philly in a while, and only one on the books. come hang

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Philly! we’re at Fringe Bar on 6/11 with Maneka and Deady 8PM, FREE. our first show in philly in a while, and only one on the books. come hang

Ben and Dan updated our "recent listening" playlist with music from @lawnband.bsky.social, @pile.bsky.social, Low Healer, Blacklisters, Anna Altman, Dear Nora, Ovlov, Dana Gavanski, Bedridden, mclusky, @washerfacts.bsky.social, Peel Dream Magazine, Kal Marks, & more! open.spotify.com/playlist/399...

next show in NYC is 5/16 with Dim Wizard and Low Healer at Purgatory dice.fm/event/3odewv...

too many fucking websites plz just follow this thing news.washerfacts.com/p/weve-got-b...

From two years ago: Wrote about ‘Improved Means to Deteriorated Ends’, the long-awaited third album from Washer @washerfacts.bsky.social @eisrecords.bsky.social: rosyoverdrive.com/2023/04/26/p...

oooooooh shit. EIS is honored to reissue @washerfacts.bsky.social's debut EP "Bighead" on cassette in honor of it's tenth (er, eleventh) anniversary. bandcamp friday over at okwasher.bandcamp.com

first work day after tour sucks 👍

EIS LIVE - 3/28: * @babereport.bsky.social in Dekalb at 7th Street Space with Humdrum & Ovef Ow * @washerfacts.bsky.social and Ovlov in Vancouver at The Pearl with Ritchot Textiles * Sour Widows in Omaha at Treefort Music Fest

EIS LIVE - 3/21: * @kalmarks3000.bsky.social in London at Moth Club with Thank and Brunch * Krill 2 in Louisville at B-Side with Mister Goblin & Future Fossils * Ovlov and @washerfacts.bsky.social in Anaheim at Chain Reaction with Phony

our first show in LA is tonight at Zebulon with Ovlov & Guck! sold out online but there will be limited tickets available at the door

EIS LIVE - 3/20: * @kalmarks3000.bsky.social in Bristol at Rough Trade with Thank * Ovlov & @washerfacts.bsky.social in Los Angeles at Zebulon with Guck * Krill 2 (solo) in Chicago at a house show

flew to LA, dude next to me sort of pumped his soda into the cup like it was a bottle of hot sauce. wore only socks to the bathroom

come to the Fits show at TV Eye tonight!!!!

shows!! back at it with various buds new and old 3/14 TV EYE with fits, awksymoron, boyfriend network 3/20-3/29 @ west coast with ovlov washerfacts.com

got a newsletter now if that's your vibe: news.washerfacts.com

I like that young folk dude, and I think "the ingredients you got bake the cake you get" is a incredible lyric and response to anyone wagging a finger at the last week's lightened mood

the @archive.org is one of few entities around that still capture the spirit of Good Internet. suing them out of existence does absolutely nothing positive for working class musicians and only helps the parasitic C-suites of the music industry

BREAKING: 300+ musicians including Tegan and Sarah, Kathleen Hannah of Bikini Kill, Deerhoof, Eve 6, Speedy Ortiz & more have signed an open letter opposing big corporate record labels' lawsuit attacking the nonprofit Internet Archive www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... h/t @liaholland.bsky.social

we are grateful for you listening to our band, truly! but that moist bag of a human daniel ek owes me money and can eat a fucking turd

God damn elated to share that we'll be touring with Ovlov in March. Finally making it out to the West Coast for the first time. Ovlov's first time too! We're very grateful to be rocking with our buds. Tickets on sale Friday 11/15 at 10AM!

wow new Two Inch Astronaut!!! twoinchastronaut.bandcamp.com/album/check-...

social media is fleeting www.instagram.com/washerfacts/ websites are slightly less fleeting washerfacts.com depression is forever *physical copy of improved means to deteriorated ends*