made like 5 more pages for zine yesterday 💪 so now there is seven

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

went to the local scrap store (actual treasure trove) 10 mins before closing and got info about how to sign up for a low income membership (and if i could) and came back with only a hello my name is sticker cos i'm strong willed and sensible 💪

today it's trying to make me exercise. GTFO

woah there, co-star, you are not my mother.

ugh love to be deeply depeche on a friday night 👍

like the fool i am, i also applied for a sewing pattern test this and the testing period falls mostly on a time i'm busy with zine fair prep this month but again technically i have the time but we'll see if i even get picked. every pattern test needs one chaos tester and that could be me lol

thinking if i want to actually finish the dead mum zine this time, i should probably drop the fantasy of writing a whole ass fic for stobin mini bang since i have barely even started it. there's technically time for both but... i know me.

checked the page count for the dead mum zine again and it's like 80 A5 pages in a reasonably small font size (modern typewriter in 10pt) with nothing but the text. it’s over 20,000 words. ugh this is gonna be a problem 😭 i would like to have out it at glasgow zine fest at the end of may though.

allegedly making a new zine for this 👋

i drew my purse for reasons (a new zine?) 👛

people are apparently v easily amused on the not fandom side of this app today 🍺 maybe i should go to the pub more often

today i only realised that i had a 2.20pm appointment with the nurse at 2.14 (because i opened my bullet journal and saw the reminder there. still made it more or less on time somehow) so afterwards i treated myself to a pint at the pub.

finally fucking got it, only took a whole ass fucking week. deleting it all as we speak 🫡

i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍

twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,

Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):

gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore. just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):

looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭

i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.

Keep Trying #art

loft treasure update: turtles and turtle accessories

Nothin else for it

today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess? (i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)

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i'm sickkkkkkk (have been all week) and just sitting up has lead to me feeling worse the next day so i've been spending all day in bed and i'm getting really bored and I've also accepted that this year there will be no new dress for halloween this year but in my defense i've been busy, with things!

i booked a bat tattoo for Nov 1st with a new artist and i'm absolutely buzzing cos it's been like *checks past Friday 13ths* EIGHT YEARS??? about fucking time I get stabbed

some flag shaggers went around and hung up half mast england flags on all the street lights along the main road at like 4am on sunday morning (my brother in law saw them with their ladder on his way to work) and walking into town yesterday felt gross and i'm still pissed off about it.

annoyingly my computer has decided that any time I try to print anything, the program i'm using is just gonna freeze. it's done it on WPS, acrobat reader and firefix. it let me print out the inside pages to 2 copies of faith zine, I updated the cover pdf w/ new website and it wouldn't print anymore.

for fucks sake, trying to do the weekly food shop (a stressful event at the best of time) ans the Asda website and app are both broken. i would just do it another day but I put in half the order yesterday already and i can't even amend or cancel it. and of course Sainsbury's website is down too 🤬 🤬

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just saw an insta advert for a babyshambles reunion tour or something and every single one of them looked so old im gonna go find a mausoleum to live in from now on 💀

i hadn't taken my medicine for a bit again because my morning routine has been disrupted by the broken TV and i wonder if certain feelings of inadequacy are related to that or because a thing that previously made me feel that way or both. it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..

my weekend plans, and i was already considering going more than once ☣️

ugh i miss my stupid TV, i'd like to sit down and watch a movie in bed and knit 🧶 watching shit on my phone or iPad is no good and ive lost the flood of inspiration i had for the first few days ): now i'm just a restless sack of bones

gonna try to chase my glory days apparently, cos i bought some expired film on ebay (1x slide and 1x colour) with the intension of Actually Using one of my many cameras? except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀 nevermind

well shit. i had a nice time last night but i stayed out later than expected and my legs have been suffering for it so I was like "ok I'm not going out tomorrow" but then the bedroom TV broke so I was like well I might as well go out so I'm not bored but then I... forgot and now it's 10pm and the

it is deeply rude of my local pride to coincide with a forever devastating death anniversary so my body is always too sad to do anything that weekend. i have plans to go out tonight and tomorrow but we'll see how i get on, all i know is i'm gonna be the most fun person to talk to at the club ✌️

going to the movies again tonight to watch child adjacent horror movie (weapons, after seeing being her back on thursday) and the cinema was temporarily closed earlier due to a suspected gas leak and i don't know how to get dressed for outside and i've been mostly drawing cats today

1 - the weather is back on it's bullshit just in time for pride week ✌️ 2 - just watched the teaser trailer for the new Jordan Peele movie HIM and i swear at the end there was a heartagram on the fucking floor 3 - something else.

it's been a minute since i've done this... (cos i ain't watched much recently)

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tidying up/rearranging the bookshelf by my desk so i can store my sewing and zining shit there for easy access and oops i got distracted by a pencil case full of our badges from mid to late 2000's.