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Another slice of golden- Crusted delicious pie For de-ssert And the whipped cream caused such tickling Of our happy tastebuds But you sigh, it's not my, slice of pie In your mouth, in your mouth, you are chewing! With their sweets and their treats (x2)... On your tongue, delicious, pie-ie!

Look, I know AI is steadily enshittifying everything, but Google *does* still function to the point where you have avoided this embarrassment with a simple search for 'old cartoon satan'...

As a total scentslut, this hits me extra hard. I *love* being pushed into these sorts of emotional extremes just from someone's scent alone~

Building building building...

Transphobes do not give half a shit about the difference between a 'tenderqueer' and a 'passhon', a 'xenogender' and a 'transmed'. They view *all* of us as dirty abominations that need to be eliminated and you will *never* escape that box no matter how much you try to be one of the Good Ones.

woah woah woah how does wearing a shirt make ME a transphobe what are you INORDINATELY UPSET and UNREASONABLE just because I'm wearing my WOMEN WILL NEVER HAVE PENISES 😂🤣 shirt? that DOESN'T say anything about me OR the REASONABLE LEVELHEADED JOURNALISTS i SUPPORT WITH MY FULL TRANPHOBIA SHIRT CHEST

i would never have made it this far without y'all fr. i live in fear of being cut off from you

Your mom, I thought I made that obvious.

I fucked your mom, do not test me because I am a motherfucking wizard.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Please don't be a little bitch and butt out of shit that is none of your business, cis boy

also if you don’t see how “banning johns” is criminalizing the income stream of workers, i do not know what to tell you that’s not inherent in the text

this is why i am a hardliner on keeping the cis out of our business

"You're lucky, bitch, I could have hit you so much harder!" Do you even listen to yourself?

Honest answer: Because liberals don't see us as human. At best we're walking vote-machines for their benefit, and if we're not doing that, then we're malfunctioning and need to be 'fixed'

asking again

It's not easy, but all I can say is it's worth it. Reach out to friends, loved ones, find out who's is gonna support you through this and who was just your fair weather fans. The more people you have in your corner, the easier this shit is.

Me on my way to the bathroom after ignoring my lactose intolerance's warning signs and continuing to eat something cheesy

God imagine if lazily posting pigpoopballs at people was invented on here instead of Twitter. These people would issue some kind of journo group chat fatwa. All asking Buttigieg if he knows any Pinkertons from his MicKinsey days who could take the contract

Hitler: "So I hear this Trump guy sucks..." Liberals: "Welcome to The Resistance, Mein Fuhrer!"

Year 1 witching vs Year 5 witching...

Come on folk, we know it's not gonna *actually* happen, so use your imagination! It's the essence of fanfic, now excuse me while I envision some quality big-guy bro-cest~

I've been talking about this shit since day one on this webbed site, actually.

It's a blood moon/total eclipse in the Chicago area tonight. It has been a hot minute since I consciously practiced magic, but now's as good a time as any~

Evidence package #1: My entire elementary/high school experience where the other kids could sense *something* was up with me and singled me the fuck out for ostracism and violent bullying.

This website loves nothing more than to find their sacrificial trans woman to heap their hatred of us onto before it sees fit to dispose of us. No wonder the fascist campaign is so successful - it's another thing that they and liberals are happy to share in.

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Zoomers do NOT know what they were missing out with Circuit City. Going to the PC Parts aisle - yes, you could buy computer parts in person - felt like you were going into another world, with the lurid, intense artwork all the parts packaging hard. There was always a woman.

*frantically jotting down a note to myself* "Okay, so in 2006 a super awesome game will come out, it's called Prey and the protagonist is Cherokee and it's full of body horror. This game will disappear into IP-dispute hell and never be available again so it's VITAL you get a hard copy when you can"

HEY LIBERALS, HOW MANY MORE TIMES DOES THIS NAZI ASSHOLE HAVE TO GO, "HEY GUYS, I'M A NAZI!" BEFORE YOU ADMIT MAYBE YOU FUCKED UP ON THIS ONE?!!

If we're able to hack all the cameras in motherfucking Iranian cities, then you can be 1000% sure the powers that be have *already* hacked all the cameras over here and that it is a matter of public safety to do everything in your power to avoid those cameras and treat them as hostile.

At what point do you stop being considered a doctor and start being considered a necromancer? Because you're basically just keeping a corpse animated at this point.

time to update the signage

every single law that isn’t clearly, obviously, and specifically about criminalizing actual, real-life children being sexually exploited by actual, real-life adults while justifying itself with “think of the children” is just a way to criminalize queerness idc if you think it’s weird or disgusting

Normally public masturbation is frowned upon, but here you are playing with yourself, jacking off with your own dolls in front of everyone and proudly announcing it.

Golly, that doesn't sound at all like fascist thought: The majority are judged as individuals for their actions, however every unfavorable action taken by an individual minority is representative of that minority as a whole.

I remember my first real steps towards radicalization came shortly after high school, when I learned what *actually* happened to the indigenous people who lived in the lands the US would eventually conquer, what we did to them. It's a bitter pill to swallow when you're propagandized, but you gotta.

The healthiest way to deal with it is probably not to indulge the innocence but to say "you absolutely knew this was who they were, you just didn't want to think about it". Anything else feels like gaslighting.

Another slice of golden- Crusted delicious pie For de-ssert And the whipped cream caused such tickling Of our happy tastebuds But you sigh, it's not my, slice of pie In your mouth, in your mouth, you are chewing! With their sweets and their treats (x2)... On your tongue, delicious, pie-ie!