Celebrating 17 years with my husbunny today. It’s hard to believe. It doesn’t feel that long at all. Here’s to another 17, @jakebe.bsky.social

Well don't I feel stupid

One way DS9 has really not aged well is Miles and Bashir always going off to the Holosuites to fight in the Alamo Like damn I didn’t know you felt so strongly about Mexicans not letting you own slaves

Sneaked out this morning and switched everyone's leaf blowers from "blow" to "suck"

Why would they do that? Surely no one who was recently killed was actually for real a white supremacist, were they? Only good honest people open to dialogue and debate, right?

Welp, the Rapture happened, and all the genuinely good people are in heaven now! Didn't get taken? I guess you weren't as good as you thought, and you'll have to work with the rest of us to make this world as good as we can instead.

Where the hell is everyone?!

♫ I used to want you dead, but Now I only want you gone ♫

I would be totally fine with every single MAGA person getting raptured tomorrow and going straight to actual real heaven and facing no punishment whatsoever for being evil shitheads if it meant they'd finally leave us the fuck alone

Every time I heard about Mastodon, it sounds like Reddit with an HOA

Baseball is really difficult to learn! But every day of failure just gives me new determination the next day to train harder.

When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

Fucking this. I tried a Chik-Fil-A sandwich once just to see what the hype was about, and I was like, "THIS? This low-mid fucking sandwich is what so-called allies refuse to give up and are actively funding gay executions for?!" Y'all are weak as hell. Pathetic.

Hey Ryan, how come you haven't published anything in a while? I dunno, fam. Writing is fun and rewarding. Publishing isn't. Publishing requires you do a lot of extra work of dubious value and with little reward. It just doesn't seem worth it.

Love u fam

now the dutch are scoring on us

Speaking of changes, I'm pretty stoked because my last a1c test (average of blood sugar levels over the last three months) came back at NON-DIABETIC levels That's pretty fucking great

Maybe we should be a little more understanding when stupid and annoying people want to make it easier for the stupidest and most annoying to get put in charge

They're making the sunsets transgender!

I'm really happy with how much I've changed this year. I'm like a completely different person now and I'm still changing. I don't think I've had this big a personal transformation since I first moved out to California. I can't wait to see what's next.

Look, we all need to stop getting distracted by trivialities such as whether AI "works" and is "good."

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Has anyone ever SEEN the neck of the woods? It sounds scary.

Bruh

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

lol

This looks more like your Square-Enix form and your EA form.

Bisexual means you’re both gay and straight right

Draw your fursona like this

And sometimes IT’S FUN. And ripe with opportunities for self discovery.

You can be a whole-ass other person if you want to. You can do completely different things.

Draw your fursona like this

It’s really difficult to change yourself because everything you’re using to change comes from you If you really want to change you have to be brave enough to let other people change you

I don't even look at trailers for Netflix movies anymore cuz I just assume they'll be shit

Danger is one of my middle names Ryan Fears Danger Campbell

Thinking about Charlie Kirk

For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

That Eddie Haskell is such a nice boy

There's a lot I have saved but these two are probably my favorite and I quote them a lot

I'm kind of an acquired distaste

And if that initial report whiffed of bullshit to you? Congrats, you've got a better nose for news than every single person working at WSJ and NYT

For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind

People screenshotting other people I've muted just to make sure I still get to see the ugliness oozing out of their souls

Hairs cut

I have been claimed

Me and the husbo and a really big rabbit

I have been freaking blown away by people's generosity I just don't know what to say

That's great, but are we really going to learn anything new that MY biopic didn't cover?