yeah man, ill gnaw your face off

“Hey Dad! Heeeeyy! Look at me. Can you see me up here!? You aren’t looking!” Why won’t you watch me go down the slide all cool? >:u 🎨 by @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social

zzzzznerds....zzzzzznnnndorks.....

they still make pipes out of lead, right? theres stuff i gotta smash

my icon sometimes only loads halfway. it looks like im sneaking around the kitchen counter

*bleats at u with puffy pamps*!!! (late night goat gift 4 @nystre.bsky.social !!! i love thisr goat!) #diaperfur #abdl

im in ur walls stealing ur doritos

give me your lunch money nerd, or ill bite you

"Did... Did you just drink that entire Youthfulness Potion?" "Yeah... so? I can't wait to be 20 again! I was in great shape!" "Um... Yeah... You should have read the directions more closely. You're about to get hit with a lot more youth than you were expecting." "Ha! I feh... wha? ah buh?"

triangle... agency!!!

i defy you, gravity!

coffee!!

related and something I doodled at the start of the year c: angsty, edgy and soon-to-be precious ott-tot princess

so far the only downside to being 5 again is im no longer old enough to get a beer with my pizza or gas station burger...

eye doctor says i need glasses.. but i dont wanna look nerdy! im not a nerd! (+1 demerit)

so @thenellz01.bsky.social got a picture of @urgent-daycare.bsky.social and i planning our halloween costumes yeah i know i got a habit of reusing the same one so what

being called lil starfox... weh

leaving my nightlight on so the aliens know where to land. NOT cause im scared of the dark. (+1 demerit)

*points up at a chunk of space* theres probably an alien right there

space shuttles go *pbbblblbbblblbt*

ummm its called a maximum absorbancy garmet, ok? its not a diaper. (+1 demerit)

im gonna prove aliens are real and then make friends with all of them

im watching cartoons!!

that one kid who actually -will- be an astronaut when he grows up

ummm i just wanna say im so happy theres so many others like me who just wanna be a lil baby forever. it calms down my scary fast heart and makes it easier to nap and suck on my paci

he izz going to earn his hunter license

-pamf- springear bunbuns are very skittish. they use the inertia from extending their heavy spring loaded ears to make quick escapes

-pamf- the caves are full of cuties!

-pamf- kobolds are named after the first thing they bite

3 day old kobold menace has been turning entire villages into kids for months now. the royal guard was dispatched and now they all need babysitters. when stopped for an interview, she turned the whole news crew into 7 year olds

well. babies

that one kid who actually -will- be an astronaut when he grows up

fox kit who stares at the stars

-pamf- ri ri rinaaa

Short skirts and cute sundresses are an incredibly boy thing, especially when they show off the neon pink pamps (boy thing)

i got a familiar! and im not even a witch!

in 500 years im still gonna be 4 days old. and im gonna know soooo many spells

-pamf- she hatched 2 days ago and knows 3 spells

& a quick little turn around vers #ABDL #Diaperfur

riggs cobalt core in a big pamf? and shes getting younger with every loop?

workin' on drawing bigger things so have a quick cute poofy Roo bein' a cute poofy Roo~ uwu

ummmm hi sorry lifes been too busy for pamfdraw and i had a weeks long nap. im still 4 days old though!

"Some iterators have strange priorities."

Based on a true story. Loosely.

babyfurs be like

yips at you? i dunno what it means either...

im pretty firmly in the clean pamfs way of bein a baby. but i do wanna make youtube poops

The Core is a funny movie cause theyll be in the climactic end sequence where the heroes are zooming up out of The Core with epic triumphant music and then itll go "16 hours later" and theyre still zooming up with the epic triumphant music playing

ummm i just wanna say im so happy theres so many others like me who just wanna be a lil baby forever. it calms down my scary fast heart and makes it easier to nap and suck on my paci