cookies milk

For @britishpie.bsky.social of their Spider Guin~ It's tough being a hero when you're still in diapers.

i want goddamn milk and cookies

your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg.

always happy to enable. and break shit

an alien from middle space is approaching earth

Kevin and his little alien companion 💙 Commission for @thefluffystitch.bsky.social

friend called me a jrpg protagonist, i do want to go around beating up monsters and leveling up and killing god

猫くん

Caretaker

“duude were eating good tonight babyyyy”

it's like this

babby alien

going around breaking shit, like gravity

so @thenellz01.bsky.social got a picture of @urgent-daycare.bsky.social and i planning our halloween costumes yeah i know i got a habit of reusing the same one so what

vroom vroom

Actual demon child I'm thinking about maybe making this into a full color piece, but I already had to use the perspective tool in a commission recently and I don't want to fight with it again. Maybe some other day #nebart #babyfur #furryart

he izz going to earn his hunter license

Pamped parade float :3 (and skunk tf)

thief #babyfur

lets watch digimon and drink soda until 2 am

"How come I can't wear diapers any more and Wolvermon's been wearing one this whole time?! It's unfair, ya know!" #ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL

-pamf- nice ears, do they make em in your size?

space shuttles go *pbbblblbbblblbt*

yeah man, ill gnaw your face off

bro you didnt even watch good rugrats you watched post movie shit and all grown up stfu up about tommy pickles you dont know shit you dont even know the lore

yeah man, ill gnaw your face off

“Hey Dad! Heeeeyy! Look at me. Can you see me up here!? You aren’t looking!” Why won’t you watch me go down the slide all cool? >:u 🎨 by @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social

zzzzznerds....zzzzzznnnndorks.....

they still make pipes out of lead, right? theres stuff i gotta smash

my icon sometimes only loads halfway. it looks like im sneaking around the kitchen counter

*bleats at u with puffy pamps*!!! (late night goat gift 4 @nystre.bsky.social !!! i love thisr goat!) #diaperfur #abdl

im in ur walls stealing ur doritos

give me your lunch money nerd, or ill bite you

"Did... Did you just drink that entire Youthfulness Potion?" "Yeah... so? I can't wait to be 20 again! I was in great shape!" "Um... Yeah... You should have read the directions more closely. You're about to get hit with a lot more youth than you were expecting." "Ha! I feh... wha? ah buh?"

triangle... agency!!!

i defy you, gravity!

coffee!!

related and something I doodled at the start of the year c: angsty, edgy and soon-to-be precious ott-tot princess

so far the only downside to being 5 again is im no longer old enough to get a beer with my pizza or gas station burger...

eye doctor says i need glasses.. but i dont wanna look nerdy! im not a nerd! (+1 demerit)

being called lil starfox... weh

leaving my nightlight on so the aliens know where to land. NOT cause im scared of the dark. (+1 demerit)

*points up at a chunk of space* theres probably an alien right there

space shuttles go *pbbblblbbblblbt*

ummm its called a maximum absorbancy garmet, ok? its not a diaper. (+1 demerit)

im gonna prove aliens are real and then make friends with all of them

im watching cartoons!!

that one kid who actually -will- be an astronaut when he grows up