i am tired but afraid to go to sleep someone come knock me out

help which american accent do you think is better midwestern or southern

i love being obsessed with my friends. i love seeing things that remind me of them. i love making them laugh, & i love being silly together. i love having shared interests & learning about new things from them. i love thinking of them constantly & hoping they’re doing well. i love friendship! ♡

*taps sign*

grabs your hands… looks you in the eyes like this… read tougen anki or else

you ever take a deep breath and your back pops 😭 me either

big things happening for the chronically online community

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the way murph will post the same picture 5 different times with different captions always cracks me up 😭

missing mya hours

i was pretending to give a toddler the peoples elbow and a parent walked in LMFAO 😭😭

my favorite thing is telling online friends to come over. idc if you live across the ocean if your ass isn’t at my house in 5 there will be problems

fuck a heartbreak you ever become work besties with someone and then they start being terrible at their job

i love lesbianism. i love bisexuality. i love queerness. i love love

happy bisexual day 🩷💜🩵 you all have to. become a bi today thems the rules

it’s bisexual awareness day i need everyone to be aware of me

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why are there a bunch a shirtless children in the woods rn

CHAINSAW MAN TRAILER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i don’t think they should put jump scares in trailers tbh especially don’t put jump scare trailers before a movie that’s not a horror movie just kinda rude

INFINITY CASTLE TIMEEE AHHHH IM SO EXCITED

new hair reveal 🩵💜

did you live your childhood in fear that you’d be left behind when the rapture happened or are you normal

actually so excited for the rapture i’m going to take up squatters rights in joel osteens mansion

guys i just found out we have rapture on tuesday? fuuuuck i did not finish the bible yet

writing alt text for a cursed pic had me rethinking my whole life

one week

it’s the 21st in france HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT @kalumerino.bsky.social!!! i hope you have the best birthday the best year ever!!! HAPPY KALU DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🩵🩵🩵

caught up on dandadan episodes now there’s no more dandadan episodes what’s the point in anything

read for filth

i just saw a video of a white woman crying to an ai audio clip of what charlie kirk’s ghost would say

giggling and kicking my feet 🥰🥰🥰

the epitome of play stupid games win stupid prizes.

guys pls don’t get my hopes up im fragile is it real

why hasn't mine evolved yet?

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#promosky brad/taleya/bugs - 32 - they/he - enby/gf music: fob, mcr, paramore, green day, mother mother, hey violet games: zelda, ac, marvel rivals, pogo tv: traitors, omitb, wednesday, spyxfamily i’m silly and do bits. i love my spouse. i’m nice to bloomfs. i’m shy. my gag reflex is my undoing

jiji my beloved i love you sm 😭

let’s go let’s go seiko!!

what’s her name?

watching dandadan with murph my depression is cured my crops are watered the sun is shining all the good things

i’m literally always thinking about hongjoong’s dance in bouncy btw

mya is so cute breathe if you agree

i smiled at a stranger and then saw him walk out to a police vehicle day ruined i will never smile at a stranger again

this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

i wish i was a guy so i could be in a toxic doomed yaoi relationship with high stakes and even higher tension