feeling called out given my recent posts lmao /j

one of my favorite things on here is when @lilchickennn.bsky.social speed-likes a bunch of my posts right in a row, best feeling ever

not my gender envy post from yesterday getting a bunch of likes. anyway I’m good today sounds heavy

i know this opinion is wildly unpopular and will get me stoned but i love winter daylight savings im so fucking ready for it to be dark all the time again my power is rising

tiddies

lore drop

sorry if i ever make a wrestling reference i know too much about it ever since i saw that dropout bit where someone compared it to drag

this is my favorite lore and i thought about it today and most of you weren’t bloomfs when I shared it the first time so here it is

i would absolutely eat any of these i wish I still had the cosplay skills of my hs years

my slick brings all the boys to the yard

in all seriousness all of you need to stop talking about omegaverse. i am learning too much and there is a very real danger i learn something about myself i need to talk about on my nsfw alt

i love j, but i can’t stay silent in light of these incredibly hurtful comments.

would

actually should i just be a marvel rivals character for halloween lmao

thank god i don’t actually stream marvel rivals bc yall would accuse me of being a gooner but actually it’s not gooning it’s gender affirmation for days when i am feeling more fem

my one year bluesky anniversary is coming up and yall are NOT ready for how cute and mushy I am gonna be about all of you

sorry for going feral over key’s hair earlier, it will happen again any time I see purple hair on one of my fave bloomfs

me to… never mind

do any of my midwest bloomfs want to tell me whether it’s worth it to go to a state fair????? important questions

i’m gonna play some games methinks

i really try so hard not to make posts that give away my agab bc as an enby person i hate anyone who thinks that matters but also i have so much good lore that only makes sense with that info as context so it’s a struggle

i’m sooooooooo bored please??? ngl.link/wawaluigi

y’all are way too nice to me bc I’m constantly baiting yall to call me out on here and none of you ever do, truly too kind 😭💀

just saw a video of a dude carrying around a clear storage container full of canola oil with money at the bottom offering for ppl to just stick their hand in and take some, and this one queer mf, upon being told it is canola oil, was like “lowkey I was hoping it would be pee” me coded fr

anyone want to be besties 👉🏻👈🏻

i unironically want these so bad yall

nobody post their skircle today i know i have been slacking!!!!!

heating up some apple cider because I am a basic basic autumn bitch

good morning bloomfies!!!!! feeling _____________________ today

personally i’m a big fan of cats even though i am allergic and it would be so much fun to have one, but my spouse also just doesn’t like cats very much so idk if we will ever get one. personally though my preference would be to be a cat I think id do very well as one, i’m already used to… never mind

someone give me something to yap about I’m feeling yappy and hilarious but can’t focus on anything

i’m high yall but what if I ate a tiny bite more (I won’t) (or will I?) (dw a tiny bite more means like approximately 1mg)

i took a lil more i’m being so brave

who wanna watch me game

I don’t feel as high as i expected should i take more (it has been almost three hours)

just sitting here waiting to get high and waiting for my game to update wild times

forgot to tell you all I took an edible it’s happening!!!!

might do an edible in a bit wilddddd times

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bloomfies!!!!!!!!!

home alone tomorrow bc spouse is helping sister with something, who wants to come over and help me do makeup and try on outfits????

i’m stressed and I feel like if someone dumped a bucket of slime on me it’d be just as good as a weighted blanket tbh

who up yapping bc i certainly am

don’t judge me if i post ass for a few minutes then delete it’s just what i do sometimes

shower bleating hours don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me

frankly this was the realest thing I’ve ever posted

sometimes i log on and think what if i showed everyone how smart i am by posting all the big words I know and then i’m like nah let’s just talk about piss and my big juicy ass

all my faves are online tonight and I was in union meetings until just now wtf life is a prison

hi bloomfies!!!!!! how are we doing?????????

not me bawling like a fucking baby at seasons of love and without you

at the anthony rapp cabaret and there’s a young queer teen here with their parents and it’s just making my heart so happy