who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?

well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.

If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say

//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT

winter break is over. At least I can see George and Harold again. They make some peak comics

WE’RE SAVED!

//meow :333

sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros

How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...

Thanks, man

Oh no! So many Google Balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

what is Google balls

sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros

//meow :333

//oh god why is this feed filled with Tenna and Deltarune

WE’RE SAVED!

No thanks, I think they'd get stuck on me.

I should probably stop with the quotes I think it might be annoying for you guys

I think you've got the wrong year

wish I kept NOT sweating.

heyyy maybe I should dye my hair wait it might be too wet for the dye to stick nvm

I mean, you’re not wrong

* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

HAPPY HACK-A-WEEN! wait, wrong holiday

Melvin does have a point about replacing us with clones. I mean, I think I would look good as a redhead

like, come on, no one wants a SWEAT FOUNTAIN. I might sweat buckets but I will NEVER willingly be a fountain again.

//JULIE AND YURI BOTS DNI YOU SICK FUCKS

didn’t know you were still alive but then again I once saw a nose guy at romeinaday

Post a random fact about yourself. Well, you know those statues at the top of fountains? Well I had to be one for a while. It was so embarrassing I was too self-conscious to even sweat for a WEEK.

//i go by he/she/they, only stanley goes by he/him

well I'm a guy, so I go by he/him

Oh fuck it's going to be 2026 soon. I hate that. That's a science fiction year we were never supposed to reach it.

Stanley gets the tetanus shot! (from now on I will probably not include tags in the post itself but rather in the alt text)

earlier today I finally got my tetanus shot honestly I don’t know why I was holding it off the only reason I even remembered it was because I remembered that time melvin got that rusty boat from under the lake back in summer camp

Stanley Peet appreciation post #TheEpicTalesofCaptainUnderpants #TETOCU #CaptainUnderpants #StanleyPeet

I might not know you well, but I’m assuming you were a pretty good guy. and hey, even after our show gets inevitably removed from netflix, me and dressy will live on… in your heart! Oh right, I can break the fourth wall.

// “//“ means out of character if you don’t know already

didn’t I go to space that one time? wait no that was just a dream I had. I think.

i wish everyone happy forever

I like it when shows shoehorn the wild west in them

i've been misspelling taterrific 💔

// dnis on the main account apply here too

Can’t believe I share a blood type with Melvin

why is melvin using a robot to draw like didn’t he do good drawing that comic with george

* Life's got no tutorial, so try your best!

I have no idea what this means

Glad I haven’t seen krupp’s doll thing in a while. It creeped me out.

they’re... stuff on your phone?