Do I buy???

Welcome, Sora, to the Jelly Squids! Our full roster, left to right: @natonx.bsky.social: Slayer @mudspl.bsky.social: Midline @db132.bsky.social: Anchor @theonecalledsora.bsky.social: Slayer @octodiamond.bsky.social: Support @noodlesspl.bsky.social: Support @angelicwars.bsky.social: Support

Low ink day 2 went shit and yet again I’m still incredibly upset due to no wins at all with all our matches being KO’d in 2-3 mins FUCKING HELL I DID SHIT

WHAT A WAY TO START OUR FIRST LOW INK UNDER NEOWAVE

The World Cup is coming up and this advert is still funny as hell youtu.be/oRValgHDvxE?...

Last but not least! I'm Vi! (Pronounced like "Violet") I'm the sword fighter here and the writer of these posts, I primarily pull out my sticker stamper to sticker bomb opponents with finishing combos and smoke them out with booyah bombs! Maybe now you have a better idea on what a "Neowave" is! Yay!

Next, next up! Hyperfresh! The name says it all, especially when describing the tacticoolers that help the team fight off the sweltering Splatlands heat! (and the other team, them too, yes) Hyperfresh is our splatlings specialist, busting out the big guns to bully the opposition!

Next up, Soy! Our shot support, who contrary to the role drops 20 bomb after 20 bomb after- AHEM! When Soy isn't busy carrying us he's probably posting brainrot, or coming up with neat ideas, like team intros!

Refa! With our recent rebrand they've taken up the role of captain, with their trusty dread wringer they deal out damage for combos and mop up our opponent's!

What is a Neowave anyway? I dunno, I didn't think this far through, I CAN show you who's in a Neowave though! Starting with...

Star Rage is recruiting once again! Likes and repost are appreciated! Thank you @ikasumininja.bsky.social for the awesome graphic ⭐ #CompSplatoon

Oh it’s 2026 cool uhhhhh idk thanks to everyone who made 2025 a great year and hopefully I reach div 4 this year (:

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Oh hey uhhhh we placed 9th in low ink Im not sure if I should be happy for myself or not as I’ve been playing comp for almost 3 years and I’m still stuck in low level 🫠

Pov You put the master of brain rot, yuri, intelmaxcing/dancing fruits and stream overlay on the same team

Low Ink Alpha Bracket with a final score of 5-1! Thank you @soysaucewithrice.bsky.social for subbing and ofc thanks the Koalition, my wonderful team. We're ready for Day 2, and we're going to cook. Gl everyone!

New G shot build :3

I might do a face reveal soon :3

THE FORBIDDEN 5!!!!

fun fact about soy I sleep right before a scrim/tournament and sometimes right after also :D

New shot test build it’s basically all about fighting and skirmishing

Ladies and gentlemen. PLEASE WELCOME @vi-spl.bsky.social TO SKYWAVE, OUR NEW SWORD FLEX :D. this makes our current roster: - Me: Blasters - Refa: Bucket/Dread - Soy: Shots/52/Brush - Hyper: Edit/Naut/Wiper - Vi(NEW): Sword/Tent #compsplatoon now 60% of our team is British. Send help.

I’m currently funding more success with G shot over v shot and overall g shot matches me better

you should definitely tryout because uhhhhhh we are very good and uhhhhhh good low ink contenders?

With @y-runnrr.bsky.social parting ways with us on good terms, Skywave is recruiting again. Discord is otteryt for those interested #compsplatoon

Looking to see how much (if any) interest there is on Splatoon events ran earlier for folk in Europe (maybe 14:00 or 15:00 CET) so I’ve got a form here if you wanna fill it out docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #compsplatoon #splatoon3

Oh hey it’s me birthday today 🥳

Every team is inferior Skywave superior

I have waited a bit to say this but SKYWAVE OFFICIALLY HAS RETURNED, PLEASE CHEER FOR ME AND THE TEAM AS WE FINISH FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR LI THIS MONTH #compsplatoon

Guys what do you think about a splatoon tournament where you play a team for a certain amount of time and the team with the most wins in that amount of time wins the set with ko worth 2 points and wins worth 1 point #Splatoon3 #compSplatoon3

The sign that Skywave will win low ink and every tournament run by IPL

Easier Low ink run for skywave now (:

FINALLY!!!!!! WE'VE DONE IT CHAT!!!!! #compsplatoon

700 follower icon raffle!! ✨️ thank you all for your support, i'll continue doing what i love 🫡 characters dont have to be splatoon-related, it's just what i draw the most of! [ #art #raffle #splatoon ]

Desperate times call for Desperate measures....

3/4 of hatsune inku :0 Blue - soy Orange - @seaottair.bsky.social Green - @roroboo.bsky.social

THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SIGNED MY POSTER AND MADE MY DAY AT SPLAT VIBES UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN WHEN IDK UHHHHHHH NEXT LAN THING???

So I noticed I had 7 bite marks and my parents suspect it was from a spider so this means IM BECOMING FUCKING SPIDER MAN HELL YEAH WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT MONEY!!!

All these teams be trembling in fear when they see us

@starragespl.bsky.social this yall captain?

@UK unban gooning. Do it so @soysaucewithrice.bsky.social has a life again

Bro something was up with sendou and didnt make me leave q so when I thought I left the q I was on a team and got pinged mid nap that I was in a set 😭

Skyline :3 returns with a brand-new roster and got THIRD in Climb the Spire 23, GGS to all we played. @ottertje.bsky.social - internet hates me @refaru.bsky.social - strike stocks're up! @y-runnrr.bsky.social - he's cooler. Literally @soysaucewithrice.bsky.social - Too many 20 bombs #compsplatoon

Oh hey I was playing

OMG MY FRIEND MADE THIS FOR ME

Oh yeah also for those who don’t know I won my lan and now I quit comp :D

Get this man on a team

FEAR HATSUNE INKU

ITS NOT REAL COACHING UNLESS I HAVE ALCOHOL POISONING

@seaottair.bsky.social - splashdown is now an entry special @roroboo.bsky.social - Forgot to change their splatfest tee @soysaucewithrice.bsky.social - Was so offended by robin forgetting their tee they went 12-1 @leniahmiku.bsky.social - 2 CLAMS FTW @jessbatey.bsky.social - PEAK DRUNK COACH <3