had a double freudian slip today trying to show my partner an ad about how pizza rolls are cheap to buy "hey babe is this a regression indicat--uh, a rePRESsion indi-- a RE-CES-SION indicator, FUCK"

well... she didnt expect that when she woke up this morning, but clearly she's enjoying it...

cw emeto got in a mood again so this is for those 2 vomit fans squartio.neocities.org/img/vomcum.png

«These leftover's are Pissing me off.... I'm the original Fartwalker»

all i'm saying is if someone visited my dreams to tell me i was dreaming so they could deliver an important message for my waking self i'd only be paying half-attention bc i'd only be thinking abt using my newfound lucidity to break the laws of physics (and basic decency) with shit until i wake up

i will just keep posting unfinished sketches

coughing to cover the sound of a fart but you overcommit and cough so hard you shit yourself

the brothers chaps drop 7 minutes of video and give us 7 years of nourishing brainworms

@baa.bsky.social, perhaps you've seen this one already but i just wanted you to know that my friends go finding things like this and send them to ME now, ever since i shared the original video... and i have you to (sincerely) thank for it 🤭 youtube.com/shorts/85s_3...

this is the dream

[cw - scat/messing] It was super effective!

"casually padded because it's laundry day and you're freshly showered but out of undies" is a bit of a mood

while i'm struggling to find a job that'll take me in for at least an interview, i'll need some help with rent. anything and everything means a lot to me. please help me out. 🌧️ ko-fi.com/lilymouse283...

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loving the second season of fionna and cake but the intro being completely instrumental definitely makes it feel like i'm watching an anime that had a licensed intro that funi or whoever couldn't secure for the dub like "yeah the original japanese version used the cheers theme song" or something

"Henshin."

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

old thing from recent #scat #scat_art #hyper #hyper_scat #watersports #peeing #piss

Perfect thing about eating in the public restroom is that you're encouraged to not spill a drop or make a mess, lest you make your kink a problem for some poor janitor... better start chewing now, Constance 🤎

[SCAT] Constance always hosts the best birthday parties... if you don't mind her being the center of attention/at the bottom of the pile 🤎

[SCAT] - The Gals Go On a Road Trip

[SCAT] - Bronwynn might not be as into the kink as Constance here, but she still takes immense pleasure in finding new ways to push her doe's buttons & boundaries... 🤎

bap #eggddemon #scat

days where the IBS is foul and composed of evil: pooping sucks days where the IBS is dormant: POOPING FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!! 😵‍💫🥵💦

cw cum???? dont know where i got the idea but began to sorta consider undies as like specifically for cum which is weird cuz im usually all for cumming in only diapies but the idea of undies being just for this kind of overnight accidents is kinda adorable to me #eggddemon

Profile view of shitting out the thickest turd is still my favorite genre.

moved some needles on the queue tonight. slow progress, but progress nonetheless 🙇‍♀️

[cw - scat/messing] No deadlines in sight for Nagi Arato- it's her unwavering commitment to documenting the minutia of our natural world that makes her enduring work ethic so inspiring!

scaredy mousey

CW: Scat Quick toilet pov for practice :3 #scat

CW: Scat Contrasts... #scat

Piloup is so cute, half reptile like that~

[cw - scat/messing] ERROR - [Hw::rofs::fst] ftƒ@ƒCƒ‹ƒTƒCƒYƒe[ƒuƒ«ì쬂Ɏ ̈s.μ‚Ü‚μ‚1⁄2

Maw Inspection...

if i had a nickel for every time ive seen an educational anime balance the dryness of its content with a smattering of lesbian-coded turbo-nerds, i'd have two nickels etc etc (moyashimon and ruri rocks) also on the subject of moyashimon why is the original series impossible to find now

my brainworms are spinning the classics this morning youtu.be/vtEklpFoMXw?...

#hyper_scat #scat_art

hell of a trip last night the kind that takes your brain out, scrubs it, spins it into yarn and knits it back together, sparkling and supple bloody cathartic after a very stressful handful of months

I worked very hard on this

Don't Need Em...

anybody else playing stray children? it almost feels disingenuous to use a phrase like "for my tastes" about a game that feels like it was made specifically for people like me, so instead let it suffice to say i am blown away by it

Careful not to trust a fart... You might end up loading your super cool pullups in front of everybody very loudly and getting insanely hard over it.

as i near the end of this months-long shitshow, i keep thinking it should be illegal for banks to use phrases like "overdraft protection" or "overdraft privilege," when it's really just "we ✨protect✨ transactions from being declined so you can have the ✨privilege✨ of paying stacked overdraw fees"

One man is hoping for at least a nod of recognition towards his gaming-themed pumpkin. paletteswap.site/dif...

lmao i'm your standard issue chill and tough dragon girl until you get me in a diaper. then it's all oh goodness golly gosh gosh oh gosh squeak chitter gracious oh my 🐁 🥺🐭🥴🖱️

it's been a loooong time since i properly padded up with all the accoutrements, so i went all out tonight--fluffy pink mega, barrier cream, copious lavender powder... currently stoned, also currently gooning and shitting myself in bed (after 3 days' holding, so i can just puuuush) until i pass out 🤤

Born to drop fat logs, forced to only make mush 😔

Technically, she didn’t tell her not to