The Kevin socks stay on during sex.

Is it weird that I'm kind of disappointed in the new Yarrick model? Like, I dunno. We knew for a long time that Yarrick was dead and for years people were theorizing that when, not if but when, Yarrick came back, he'd be some kind of Living Saint akin to Celestine but for the Guard. That'd be cool.

my first time getting back behind the camera in a very long time with a new mic, and the audio ended up being a bit scuffed. There'll be some growing pains as I exit my hiatus but fear naught, I shall soon have a video out discussing some of the more cataclysmic recent Age of Sigmar leaks.

me at the game store actually for real getting loudly scolded by an old guy convinced I was getting a rule wrong (he was the one getting the rule wrong) (he wasn't even playing)

I can tell I'm starting to pass because old men at the game store explain my own army's rules to me like I'm five and also getting it wrong.

for trans day of visibility I'm just gonna remind yall that these two pictures were taken a year apart from each other.

I no longer have 2k points in any 40k armies. Not because I've sold off large amounts of my collection (though believe me at this point I'm fucking about to) but rather because 40k's army sizes have slowly but steadily crept up and up and up until now.

You're goddamn right we are

I'm still mad about this, fun fact.

me bitching about the lack of my favorite Astra Militarum regiment in the edition themed around fighting for their home planet aside, the addition of relatively grounded APCs and light vehicles for IG is absolutely gearing up for plastic Steel Legion kits down the road.

Owlcat too, now?! Fucksake. My favorite CRPG developer, enshittified before my very eyes.

man, all this Fifth War For Armageddon stuff sure feels like it's... I dunno, like it's just missing something... I can't put my finger on it...

I feel the need to remind people that /tg/, 1d4chan, and Boomer Warhammer Fantasy facebook community members have been trying to spread rumors about how GW's gonna shut down AoS ANY DAY NOW for the last fucking decade. Please don't suddenly fall for it now.

I need folks to stop fearmongering about leaks of dubious origin for two seconds. There's a new round of leaks going around which have people believing that the next Age of Sigmar edition is going to be an End Times event which will conclude with GW discontinuing Age of Sigmar in favor of Old World.

Me, about to post spoilers for the latest TADC episode.

DLSS is legitimately great technology and now it's being used to make those AI generated images chuds make to "fix" female video game characters real. I think it's telling that almost every picture of this we're seeing is it being used to remodel a female character's face.

Fuck it I've been infected by a trend. #My9Games

Headlines like this are massively disappointing. A consistent issue with "allyship" within the media is the fact that the harm of anti-trans legislation is always framed in how it might incidentally hurt non-trans people, sending the message that the problem's cis people getting caught in the blast.

My new gunpowder fantasy novel THE HIGHLANDS BURN is now officially available for digital pre order! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSG5CNXX

"I support trans equality except when I don't" is not a pro-trans equality position

In a TTRPG, mechanics create roleplay and roleplay is performed through mechanics. An RPG system with less mechanics and less rules is not intrinsically more "roleplay focused," the onus is just more on the players and the GM to perform well as roleplayers.

So when are Games Workshop just going to officially rename themselves The Warhammer Company? All GW products just being called Warhammer ____ makes it all feel so sauceless, like no humans were actually involved in its creation. A strange thing for a company with such a strong anti-AI stance.

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

I'm the kinda gal who goes to the game store dressed like this to play a mono white aggro deck in a green deck box with green sleeves just to keep these fuckers on their toes

Yeah cause when I think of Green Lantern the first thing that comes to mind is a cowboy crime drama set vaguely in Texas/New Mexico with a washed out color gray and brown color palette and with seemingly no use of colorful manifested constructs. Obviously. What else would come to mind?

Got most of my Pilgrims collection painted up for the next upcoming campaign! The Faithful of Saint Laziosi are on the warpath!

Magic players be like "yeah man wargaming seems really interesting but it just feels like it costs so much. Anyway I'm gonna go back to playing Magic on the other side of the store, I gotta try out this green/red pauper deck I spent 200 dollars on!"

playing Hearthstone in Year of Our Lord 2026 is a crash course in power creep because I remember when Hearthstone first came out and "I play a minion with 4/10 and taunt with a powerful deathrattle!" was considered top of the line of how powerful a card can get.

Ultrakill Layer 8 isn't actually that hard. Half the difficulty is just the fact that for some reason my framerate starts chugging massively in basically every arena. I've never seen this happen before, I've never had framerate issues in Ultrakill before this layer. It makes the game unplayable.

Ultrakill Layer 8: Fraud

The slow decline of EVO over the last decade has been a travesty to behold in real time.

I'm not in any way necessarily principally opposed to what Team Fortress 2: Classified is doing from a design perspective, but I'm turned off by the fact that the only way to play the game is through a server browser for community-ran servers with no option for matchmaking.

Honestly at this point I'm wondering if it's been so long since my last video that my next video should be something akin to a "where the fuck have I been?" video, because I think these may have been the most eventful seven months of my entire life lmao

After years, this LITTLE GNOME ASSHOLE has finally been fucking vanquished. I am never playing Dark Carnival again, so help me god.

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Oh hey look at that, Discord's sudden push for age verification is also being backed by Persona, which is a tech company owned by Peter Thiel who also owns and operates Palantir. It's not about protecting kids, it's about attaching real people's faces and legal information to their online activity.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

It continues to astound me to this day that one of people's most consistent complaints about 40k during the six year period of 8th through 9th edition was centered on the power of skew lists. It felt like bullshit to go up against someone who was just running max copies of a specific kind of unit.

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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

small crab eating a grape (important)

Hello I would like to take some time today to tell people that there have been strange issues going on with TUSC: Mechanized Warfare's store listing on DriveThruRPG. For some reason, the file uploaded to the website keeps being taken off the listing, causing errors when people try to download it.

If you want to buy the book from a website that isn't actively breaking apart at the seams, you can do so at swordnboard.itch.io. Thank you for your patience.

Furthermore, DriveThruRPG has now just gone ahead and delisted the book in its entirety for some reason. I don't know why. I will be reuploading the file and relisting the book as public, but this launch has been plagued by technical issues on DriveThru's front specifically.

THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US GO THROUGH A SECOND ROUND OF APPROVAL FROM THE PUBLISHER RELATIONS TEAM!!!!! OKAY GIVE IT LIKE FOUR MORE DAYS BEFORE THE STORE PAGE IS BACK UP I GUESS LMAOOOOOOO

The Trump Regime hasn't even been toppled yet and we're already hearing his top cronies break out the "I was just following orders" line. They're terrified of what will happen to them once all of this is over.