Life’s a bitch and then you die

9 years married, surviving this chaos hellscape with my best fucking friend in the entire world with how awful things are, it still amazes me that life can be this incredible

Season 2 episode 2 here! Come get ya season 2 episode 2 here! Best season 2 episode 2 in town! twitch.tv/highroadpod

Fucked around. Found out.

Guys, look at how cute my husband is 🥺🥺🥺

@sadwizardmoneygang.bsky.social you must see this immediately

When bad things happen to my enemies >>>>>>>>

I’m trying to get as chill as my dog.

I’ve blocked my first account on bluesky (I don’t use this app much). Can you guess who it was?

Thinking about how my husband got me this necklace for my birthday last month (he thinks I’m cool)

Asking myself WWCSD a lot lately What Would Commander Shepard Do

a universal basic income says you matter, even when you’re tired, even when you’re caregiving, healing, grieving, dreaming it gives people room to breathe, to choose work that nourishes, not just work that pays It’s not about laziness— it’s about dignity

This is the best my hair has ever looked. I’ve never been able to recapture this high.

Ozzy!

The gamers were normal today (I said my mom was dead)

THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER LEARN IS JUST TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN

This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10

I liked to use Duolingo to keep my Spanish sharp, as it’s my second language and I’d like to maintain my fluency, but I’ll do it a different way now. #duolingoisoverparty

Karma’s just a different word for bad luck

This whole “dead mom” thing is trash y’all

Hey Bluesky. I don’t have Facebook, insta, or TikTok anymore, which I’m happy with! However, I would usually share my new tattoos at least on Facebook and insta. I just got one that’s a pretty big deal, so I’m gonna share it with you all instead. I pulled the trigger and got a face tattoo

Idk about avowed. I was ready to love it, but then I found out there’s no romance. Unhappy.

It’s a show we do! Go listen cause I think it’s funny.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only. The best partner I could ever ask for. I love you beyond words. I love you immensely. I love you endlessly. @sadwizardmoneygang.bsky.social

Why I’ll never be able to RTO

My new favorite necklace 😍

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

Nothing beats hanging out at home and seeing my husband stop what he’s doing to say “Hey. I love you a lot.” The world is scary, but it can’t take that feeling away.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

If this is how it's gonna be

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement