Dallas sallaD

Diarrhea so bad it got me deconstructing and reconstituting belief in god

Spending da night at dallas int'l Does anyone want 2 bring me a nathty dithguthting thigarette

lol I was going through my old con sketchbooks and found this fantastic page @polarrhoid.bsky.social left at ANE2022

HEY! You are now running BEAVERHUG.APP !! 💽🦫 art by @polarrhoid.bsky.social !!

I may still be broke and unemployed but dick cheney probably shit his pants when he died and that's something to smile about

Duster's nose

When I was a mormon boy they made me and other mormon boys sing the national anthem on TV at tropicana stadium and ever since then I have not been able to retain an investment in baseball srry

i remember you

Ya boy got fired aaa

Buu: "It looks like C-383 had a malfunction at work and didn't get to his station on time.. I will have to fix that.. At least the eggs came out eggsellent... Hue hue hue..." Duck belongs to @polarrhoid.bsky.social

Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Every guy in this is attractive

For the ppl saying I extrapolated too much on the memes and what they’re saying, a shortlist of further reference material:

The mythologized "cool nintendo" starts and ends around the time they'd sell you a whole computer with detailed instructions on how to make games

gauche

Stuffit expander on my dunbar circle full tutorial

An endless bout of character building psychosis

Uhhj

Doctors HATE him click to learn how

Please keep cyberbullying The Mayor

@dogmanartnsfw.bsky.social and I made this based on an amazing among us animation that was made 300 years ago #3D #nsfw

skonktember skounk timbre

and that counts for something

Cock vore thing I gone and done for theotterstar

I am editing photos from the CSH show last night

Goodwill epipen

This was insanely difficult to achieve. Anything before the Mac Plus is really a huge pain to work with

Mixed race win!!! God what a movie

I uh, tried something new idk If you dislike needlessly flashy colors you're allowed to skip this one it's fine

Benicio Del Toro gets to have TWO action comedies where he calmly briefs over stopwatch cadence piano keys What a world

Getting pulled over by cops right before seeing One Battle After Another really gets you in the mood for what you're about to see

Wrong movie, I'm just still so mad 40% motherfucker

Just a little dumber

When you're a slapstick toon, but the circling birdies trope is your kink

1000 quacks, all of them annoying

I think my scheduled oral surgeon bounced because of rapture or something They said fuckoff, see u in feb Maybe now I can get enrolled on my job's dental to get some of this SHIT off my back I knew god loved fags,,,

I'm staring at the DirecTV DVR dangling from it's cables at the dentist's office Young sheldon is traveling thru those cables

Some old midcentury r34 commissions for nintendoloz

CeeJay O'buckwild trying auto-inject for the first time

walk da dog

Static

comic about polio

Vaz the cat for @capitolcritter.bsky.social

Commission for Yagi