Homie challenged by bullshit by saying "no balls!" And I say "what no that's her" and point at my wife, hottie trans lady with orchi and she yells "wtf you cant say that"

Turns out my laptop motherboard doesn't like the dishwasher as much as my desktop motherboards used to. Oops.

Seeing all of -that- seasonal pumpkin art today got me like

Huh looks like someone familiar

Got out of going to one sexy party so I could go to another party by using a little white lie. "Sorry, it's Locktober!"

I am so tempted to lick this lamp every time I walk by it

I love them so much

Foundered like a horse

Finding out my high school weed plug is out of prison by getting a "joined Telegram!" notification. I really wish it wouldn't do that.

what's this one called? the E69? . he/him for both . coloured sketch for @piss.mom ! . ch flats (and bottle design) by @ezilyn.bsky.social <3 #furry #furryart #furrynsfw #nsfw #nsfwart 👻

Got shiny

Life is so absolutely exceptionally stupid. Can you believe any of this nonsense? I have dreams more coherent than most of the interactions Ive had in the pnw. How am I supposed to believe im living in a tangible waking world when I read such insane news then hang out with puppygirls and dinosaurs?

Please post your favorite spooky season music. I am stuck in 2008 and need to be updated. I listen to every song I promise. Shucks I even have playlists under some of yalls names with all ya showed me in there.

Got a great queer Israeli friend who is straight up one of the sweetest folks I've ever known whose city is being bombed, and I guess the point of this post is to remember that nothing is black and white. Israel is fucked up. Fuck that establishment. But all places have good ones.

This reminded me that hamburger helper made a SoundCloud rap album ten years ago and it actually goes hard. on.soundcloud.com/MuGTt1Uf0sAh...

Puppygirl monster truck

Monster truck showing their tummy, a sign of submission.

All these folks talking about canceling their subscription services and im over here absolutely astounded that any of you have been paying for them to begin with when casting from a pirate stream site has been an option for ten years.

the car show at furvana was so fucking hype!!! the filthy Loyale was by far the dirtiest and probably the cheapest car there... and it got so much love. so many ppl doodled on it. photos by @sablepausch.bsky.social @skunkcraft.bsky.social @keno-cat.bsky.social, @piss.mom's midget

Trans MTF Mobile Task Force

Finally finished putting @digidoggi.bsky.social 's pickup truck back together yay

Come catch me at #furvana You can find me at the car show, latex meet, or at the beach party looking like any of these rotating looks.

Hi folksss... Stuff with my tax situation from my old game job got way worse so Im going ahead and making a gofundme to try and get help from my community. Im super grateful to any help I can get with this in these tough times <3 www.gofundme.com/f/support-wr...

Got taught a cool trick for annealing large rifle cases which has made resizing these stubborn 308s a breeze.

Jumpscared by a phonecall this morning where I was referred to as Reverend Rory because I totally forgot about that title.

(incoherent excitement sounds) PHYSICAL COPY IS GOOD, WE ARE LIVE!! Bound to Ashes (2nd ed.) IS HERE!! Sorry, I'm just excited. Finally my works are getting into the light where I've wanted them for over ten years.

I have been puttin on a lil makeup most days since I went to sephora and got dolled up before my wedding last September I think more cis dudes like me should try it out because im feelin gorgeous and gettin told so pretty often in places like gas stations

Replacing @digidoggi.bsky.social 's timing chain and not a single bolt broke. Didnt need to use a single cheater bar on my breaker. Thing just came right apart. Unicorn vehicle.

Got a magic silverware drawer i never have to sort.

Being alive is pretty cool. Even if it hurts a lot sometimes gosh some of these days just really make it nice and worth it

Yoooo i just found out the CEO of Blackstone got the Luigi treatment yesterday, gonna get a piñata and have a little party to celebrate.

I wanna know who this plumber was i just wanna talk

Just bein a rubber creature at CFT

On my way to Campfire Tails to lose cell service and be a creature for a week

Another beautiful morning finding myself waking up covered in mustard. This happens far more often than I would expect

Streetlight manifesto show in Seattle tonight. This'll be the 16th time ive seen em live. Every time to go i see folks i know who id never expect to be there, and a piece of my heart is attached to em forever. I hope you'll be one of them.

Commission for Boog Lawlry

ERP sounded so much cooler back when we still called it Cybersex.

Woof

New beer tap shift knob given to my by @pooltoy.net and @tinyheehaw.bsky.social

Sitting on the tailgate of my truck sucking down a whole rotisserie chicken in a bag in the parking lot having nice little time and kicking feeties when some kid just walks by and yells "hell yeah get it chicken man"

I had to Google this term and blushed

Today I improved my local park and swimming pond by removing some ugly trash i found screwed to the pole

Damn, look at that

One of my favorite things to do in this world is giving beers to the people holding anything helps signs at freeway off ramps

anyway i think looking at historical depictions of gay/trans peepo is Good bc it helps give a deeper understanding of the history of queerness, compared to the way that pop culture likes to say that every gay/enby was abject before the 90s (jose maria lopez mezquita, ft tgirl SWer, from 1926!!)

call your senator. write a letter and mail it if you really care. nothing is fucking safe

A deer playing with my robot mower.