Mercury's in Gatorade and my cats are in alignment. What does this mean for the apple harvest?

Circle them wagons

*goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* - parallel parking a time machine

The flute is canonically trans because it's somehow a woodwind

Keebler was a very very good boy

good afternoon, bsky ☺️

Holy fanfic Batman! I have feelings about good omens 2

You'd *think* this would just be engagement bait until someone spends 45 minutes digging in their heels about it at a party ...

I bought a polo shirt to dress business casual. But now I just look like the "fun" kind of religious homeschooler.

Nearly 200,000 bluesky users and not a braincell between us.

the bottoms meet at the topless bar

@felicityflex.bsky.social T4T Hallmark movie about a trans femme from the city that goes home to her small town for Christmas and falls in love with a soft boi from the country ends with a gay urban farm. Call it Felicity navidad

I need a bop-it, but it's cbt

Lesbian sex is just putting your nipples together and whoever's biggest is the winner

The wind is so homophobic right now. Blowing a storm in on pride (straight)

Smol cat and his patch of grass

How many birds can fit in a suitcase? And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?