goatless-goatherd
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Mercury's in Gatorade and my cats are in alignment. What does this mean for the apple harvest?
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Circle them wagons
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over 2 years ago
*goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* - parallel parking a time machine
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The flute is canonically trans because it's somehow a woodwind
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Keebler was a very very good boy
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over 2 years ago
good afternoon, bsky βΊοΈ
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Holy fanfic Batman! I have feelings about good omens 2
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prim βοΈ
over 2 years ago
You'd *think* this would just be engagement bait until someone spends 45 minutes digging in their heels about it at a party ...
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I bought a polo shirt to dress business casual. But now I just look like the "fun" kind of religious homeschooler.
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Nearly 200,000 bluesky users and not a braincell between us.
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doug
over 2 years ago
the bottoms meet at the topless bar
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@felicityflex.bsky.social
T4T Hallmark movie about a trans femme from the city that goes home to her small town for Christmas and falls in love with a soft boi from the country ends with a gay urban farm. Call it Felicity navidad
over 2 years ago
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I need a bop-it, but it's cbt
over 2 years ago
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Lesbian sex is just putting your nipples together and whoever's biggest is the winner
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The wind is so homophobic right now. Blowing a storm in on pride (straight)
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Smol cat and his patch of grass
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@primordial.bsky.social
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How many birds can fit in a suitcase? And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?
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