Having to get new suit measurements taken cause your current one definitely isn't surviving many more of those Lunch Meetings, just part of the life of a businessdog like Joey Ever kind of @voyanche.bsky.social to take my measurements on such short notice~

Several friends are crushing on Scruffy Joey so I drew a portrait of him

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Morning commute in Ballgut City but I forgot to grab breakfast

Joey's packed fulla food n' booze, just tryna belch enough that he doesn't feel a hair away from exploding before he lets the food coma knock him out Monty meanwhile is having thoughts™ for @twoliteraster.bsky.social

Joey's packed fulla food n' booze, just tryna belch enough that he doesn't feel a hair away from exploding before he lets the food coma knock him out Monty meanwhile is having thoughts™ for @twoliteraster.bsky.social

My honest to god reaction to the Red Sox game

Testing some auto feedbags with a hike may not have been the best of ideas. The hungrier they got, the more it fed them, fattening them up so they got hungry faster. Now Joey's waddling mere inches at a time while Grunt's content to blob out and gobble till he bursts ...Call that a Feedbag Loop

Fun fact, the beer vendors at certain stadiums are each permitted to fill one fan to bursting with beer, per inning. Second fun fact, wearing a jersey for the away team will be painting a target on your back...err, front.. For @twoliteraster.bsky.social

Had a shape pop into my head this morning, Inflated ballgut with it pinching up at the chest. Figured Cathode fit well with the idea

Easton and Coke both celebrating weed day in their own rotund respects, the weed that makes you fat and the weed that makes you inflate (by @plushclover.cwova.mom and @tubbytiger.bsky.social)

Joey has engaged DOGGY MODE, who knows whats about to happen! Birthday gift for @pepsiweasel.bsky.social #dirtarts

Damn! I didn't believe em before but that Dog sure can pack it away huh? Maybe we should feed them some more cakes to really see if that holds up. A gift for the wonderful @pepsiweasel.bsky.social as it was their birthday yesterday!

[4-19-26] When you tell the clerk that you want a big balloon for your birthday, be sure to be specific with your requests~ Birthday gift done for @pepsiweasel.bsky.social TG - t.me/huddarchives

🎶Happy Birthdook to me, Happy Birthdook to me, I smell like an eggy, And Aloopa Scrum Scree!🎶🎂

🎈BIRTHDAYYYY🎈

[Comm] Underalls A successful day's work Backlog Commission for @pepsiweasel.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/64704453

yeah im broke again lol these r still going i want tomodachi

ohh to be a fat lazy puppyboy... no job no responsibilities dumb as fuck but still gets pampered with treats and praise and belly rubs

It's bad enough blimping up in public, but it's even more embarrassing when it's from your own backed up gas production after being corked, taped, and muzzled💦

Here comes the Northport Seabirds' MVP, Bucksi Carbonado, sporting an obvious winner's physique More dineball sketching

Here comes the Northport Seabirds' MVP, Bucksi Carbonado, sporting an obvious winner's physique More dineball sketching

Coke's lining up for the pitch, rocking their favorite bubblegum (wonder why it's their favorite~)

It's #InternationalAsexualityDay but I am just so tired so posting this lol

late for national puppy day

I don't think he's gonna be chasing anyone down for a good while- expired patreon weekly

BELATED BURSTDAY GIFT FOR @azurspan.bsky.social!!

H-Hey! Who swapped my air tank for helium??? S-someone tie me down, quick!!

fat boy summer

Joey was tryna get a quick puff in at work but a coworker wandered over, now he's tryna play it off and hope they leave so he can pull the hose out before he blows~

Tomodoggy life,,

Rufus is taking exception to my attack

Poor @marciedafox.bsky.social was just SO eepy sleepy, and Joey was RIGHT THERE. Now he's the perfect whimpering air mattress for her~

Puffy Pawb Practice

Coke and Emmy got caught up belching into huge bubbles, blowing up right along with em! Only took a bit for them to break through the ceiling, and Emmy's already gone Bang, with Coke sounding like they're not far off either~ For @cocopuffbear.bsky.social

Couldn't leave Gully out of the balloon bird spotlight~

Tfw cursed pooltoy valve gets stuck on your gut Friend suggested I draw Easton again so I have

Yeah Burke is NOT done fuckin' with Coke, got them on a different day and blowing em up huge like a big blob of air!

Seems Burke found Coke walking downtown looking extremely inflatable (aka the exact same as ever), decided to do something about it~ Sketch for my pal @hare-brainedd.bsky.social

Me n' @kalasdragon.bsky.social floating along and puffsmooching each other as a pair of lovey-dovey blimps~

Seems @roundanimal.bsky.social wasn't done blowing that monorump up huge, now they're both having a blast~

Poor Joey, so hungry and the milk bone being waved in front of him is SO far away... Won't you help this poor starving puppy out and bring those treats a bit closer? | www.furaffinity.net/view/63503358/

Also the fat pawb in the last post gave me brainrot so I drew a few big plump pawb things... Even as a massive blob, Coke can still boss you around~

Monorumpin' and pumpin' is Coke's newest hobby

One of the best parts of being an artist is drawing my sona as the most pathetic miserable soggy little bastard imaginable and putting him in situations

Not even noon and he's gotten WAY more kisses than he anticipated...

I've got a Flash Comm slot available! Still experimenting with these. $75 for ~1100 words, expected 2-3 day turnaround from when I receive payment. DM me if you're interested! ✍️