ohh to be a fat lazy puppyboy... no job no responsibilities dumb as fuck but still gets pampered with treats and praise and belly rubs

It's bad enough blimping up in public, but it's even more embarrassing when it's from your own backed up gas production after being corked, taped, and muzzled💦

Here comes the Northport Seabirds' MVP, Bucksi Carbonado, sporting an obvious winner's physique More dineball sketching

Here comes the Northport Seabirds' MVP, Bucksi Carbonado, sporting an obvious winner's physique More dineball sketching

Coke's lining up for the pitch, rocking their favorite bubblegum (wonder why it's their favorite~)

It's #InternationalAsexualityDay but I am just so tired so posting this lol

late for national puppy day

I don't think he's gonna be chasing anyone down for a good while- expired patreon weekly

BELATED BURSTDAY GIFT FOR @azurspan.bsky.social!!

H-Hey! Who swapped my air tank for helium??? S-someone tie me down, quick!!

fat boy summer

Joey was tryna get a quick puff in at work but a coworker wandered over, now he's tryna play it off and hope they leave so he can pull the hose out before he blows~

Tomodoggy life,,

Rufus is taking exception to my attack

Poor @marciedafox.bsky.social was just SO eepy sleepy, and Joey was RIGHT THERE. Now he's the perfect whimpering air mattress for her~

Puffy Pawb Practice

Coke and Emmy got caught up belching into huge bubbles, blowing up right along with em! Only took a bit for them to break through the ceiling, and Emmy's already gone Bang, with Coke sounding like they're not far off either~ For @cocopuffbear.bsky.social

Couldn't leave Gully out of the balloon bird spotlight~

Tfw cursed pooltoy valve gets stuck on your gut Friend suggested I draw Easton again so I have

Yeah Burke is NOT done fuckin' with Coke, got them on a different day and blowing em up huge like a big blob of air!

Seems Burke found Coke walking downtown looking extremely inflatable (aka the exact same as ever), decided to do something about it~ Sketch for my pal @hare-brainedd.bsky.social

Me n' @kalasdragon.bsky.social floating along and puffsmooching each other as a pair of lovey-dovey blimps~

Seems @roundanimal.bsky.social wasn't done blowing that monorump up huge, now they're both having a blast~

Poor Joey, so hungry and the milk bone being waved in front of him is SO far away... Won't you help this poor starving puppy out and bring those treats a bit closer? | www.furaffinity.net/view/63503358/

Also the fat pawb in the last post gave me brainrot so I drew a few big plump pawb things... Even as a massive blob, Coke can still boss you around~

Monorumpin' and pumpin' is Coke's newest hobby

One of the best parts of being an artist is drawing my sona as the most pathetic miserable soggy little bastard imaginable and putting him in situations

Not even noon and he's gotten WAY more kisses than he anticipated...

I've got a Flash Comm slot available! Still experimenting with these. $75 for ~1100 words, expected 2-3 day turnaround from when I receive payment. DM me if you're interested! ✍️

With my birthday coming up next Sunday, suppose I should post the sketches from last year lol I might split them up later, but here they be www.furaffinity.net/view/64337805

Coke was having a few drinks at the tavern when a certain @kalasdragon.bsky.social offered them some puffy potion fun, though I don't think they were expecting it to be THIS potent from a small vial... ...Thankfully I don't think either of em is complaining about the results~

Play? Play Ball?

touched up a pen n' paper doodle I did of Burke while I was in glasgow, very happy with how it turned out uwu

It's only fair for me to return the favor~ For @kalasdragon.bsky.social 💜

Always there to lift each other up, and up, and up!~ For @kalasdragon.bsky.social 💜

Being healed by balloon cuddles, thanks to @kalasdragon.bsky.social~

Gonna slap this here since Bsky finally has FULL video support It's not #Mar10, but it's always a good day for tree noodles! #furry #furryart

So fucking tired... Balloon cuddles would heal me...

Mordecai and Rigby were supposed to fill up some party balloons, but before even filling a single (oddly patterned) balloon, Mordecai seems to have blown it off (in more ways than one~) I'm sure Rigby will piece together what happened as he literally pieces Mordo back together~

Coke's ballooning up from how hard they're tryna do this bicep curl, one way or another they're gonna be mighty sore after this~💥

Joey's been having issues with allergies, until a friend gifted him a special (definitely not cursed) respirator, now he can breathe as much as he wants (and be oblivious to how close to bursting he's getting~)

Looks like Bucksi's getting in on the fun too~

Gotta have something for those who prefer a performance with a bit more 'weight' to throw around, all you need is a water hose~

Joey's working the pole all night as a pole dancing puploon~

Seems one of Joey's coworkers couldn't contain their desire to see that balloon dog finally pop, safe to say both of them are satisfied now~

Uh oh, someone left a cursed air tank in the scrap yard Cyberskaggo was foraging in, now it's pumping him with no end in sight (aside from a very loud one~) Gift for my pal @gruntofaction.bsky.social

Joey's been having issues with allergies, until a friend gifted him a special (definitely not cursed) respirator, now he can breathe as much as he wants (and be oblivious to how close to bursting he's getting~)