wishing ur one gay friend goodnight call that sleep token

the cause and effect lines in chess r starting to become visible to me, i guess they never stop going backwards

easiest 500 calories of my life

foster the people portugal the man imagine the dragons jimmy the eat world

the nostalgia critic isn't even close to the same category as cinemasins. like he was a funny guy doing shallow movie recaps with quips, cinemasins is a content farm with zero aesthetic or practical value whatsoever

im gonna start passively absorbing small pieces of the ruy lopez and sicilian defense as i get better so by the time im an advanced player like 5 years from now ill be prepared

picturing a trash mid 2000s movie where a kid gets bullied by their dad and then inexplicably gets reality altering powers and tortures him, and u think there's going to be a want vs need turning point after all the indulgence but it never comes and it's just "wouldn't that be fucking awesome"

big friend small friend with @patriciataxxon.bsky.social

verdict: this one just felt kind of blandly spicy, i think i prefer the creamier ones

jax saying "kinda cringe" is divine-level characterization

I had a dream abt going to an artisan sweet shop and eating this ledeni vjetar that had bacon and eggs between the layers instead of fruit and it was so fucking good

i also think he just knows on some level that i have negative buzz surrounding me and i would lose far more continuing to go after him than he would lose by ignoring me. but fuck it, i have a special needs trust, i'll live

a mutual friend of ours asked me to consider that maybe hbomb was not maliciously smearing me, but instead was just hurt and insecure abt my vagueposts and made the post as an ego boost before realizing his mistake and deleting it. there might be some truth to that, but it doesn't explain everything

ppl are saying that gooseworx should've known what to expect by leaving things not fully stated but it is objectively better told this way

at a high enough level chess starts to have a mandatory hero fighter pick/ban phase at the start of every game

my jazz teacher calls the super lydian open chords i gravitate towards "patty voicings" and it is probably to preserve my ego as he teaches me more standard voicings for playing with other people but it completely gasses me up to the ceiling nonetheless

theres a 3d printing backlash going on right now which is interesting

:3

i just like that the abusive piece of shit that uses masculine posturing to protect themselves at everyone else's expense character finally turned out to be a girl this time

some tmras try to argue that "transandrophobia" theory doesn't necessarily counter or dismiss the concept of transmisogyny, but of course, all the examples brought up about unique male experiences inadvertently erase the oppression of transfems. such is men's rights activism

i have really enjoyed awakening vindictive puppy revenge fantasies in all of u and its been fascinating seeing what everyone fixates on, like the person who wants me to make chum chum eat crayons for example

i dont give a shit about caine

5 hundred likes on my freaky olivepost the weird puppies r winning

great observation, this is because "theymabs" are actually called "men"

this art might’ve done something to my brain actually

my sped teachers would just take random shit from my backpack, like books and shit, and say they'd give it back if i behaved

the most attractive noise a dad can make is "oof"

when i watch cars 3 i feel like i get a taste of what toy story freaks feel when they watch toy story 3

i randomly remembered tthe little puzzlescript game i made www.puzzlescript.net/play.html?p=...

foundational cubdom media

watch this space

i refuse to forget what it was like to be a kid

hey, 5 year old patty who just had a really weird dream abt bossing your dad around and making him get naked, when you grow up your friends are gonna think this is so fucking cute

this is my favorite shot in the whole show

if you link me the fucking cwcki you are not an ally

if me and jan Misali switched naming styles i would be jan Eweli & they would be Michael Helmacron

olive is where i put all my megalomaniacal psychosexual demons as a kid, so she's all powerful. like the kid in the twilight zone, complete control over all of reality for no reason.

Olive visits the Chilla household, by @raystarkitty.bsky.social (commissioned by me)

your boyfriend is a Door

if i were in the digital circus i would not be my fursona because all the characters r in different crises of identity which is how the show builds its symbolic imagery, myself as a dog is too post-clarity for the show's tone. maybe id be a tasmanian devil type creature

being gangstalked for 5 years has made me a worse person

episode 7 is maybe the worst episode of tadc (too self aware, why is 1 ninth of the show now a self-referential parody at the fandom's expense) but it has one moment that really perfectly utilizes the medium of animation on youtube specifically in a way i haven't seen elsewhere

i do dislike that tadc revealed itself to have been arbitrarily dragging its feet on progressing the core mystery exactly like i was complaining about after ep 7 but my heart did stop a little at that one scene so its ok. happy for her.

gaslight district is also for girls, though

im really beginning to hate this bitch

beethoven's pasteurized symphony

my lunch, uncrustable my junk, unthrustable

im pro human cus i care about the environment

"i didn't ask to be born" is a comeback that kids think up really early in response to the "i gave you life and changed your diapers" parental entitlement gambit, and unfortunately it is a bulletproof argument. like you can't put someone in debt by providing them a service they didn't ask for.

there has to be some limit to the number of exceptions something can have before no longer belonging to a category. like gazpacho is soup even though it's cold, sotte suppe is a soup even tho it's sweet, cereal is not a soup cus it is cold AND sweet