when you ask for old man yaoi and the universe gives you clinton/trump

Morning sickness is false advertising, I’ve thrown up more after 3pm in the last two weeks than I have before 12pm

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

#scorbus “Top or bottom?” Scorpius froze as the words echoed through the small room. He hesitated as he turned to face Albus, his new boyfriend. “Come again?” “Top or bottom?” Albus repeated, a smirk spreading across his face. It was a question Scorpius hadn’t expected being faced with just

#dramione #nextgen #scorbus The last time Scorpius felt this nervous was about 8 years ago. Coincidentally, he had also been on the couch in his father's office, about to have a discussion involving a certain mischievous Potter boy.

Idk how I’m supposed to do this for WEEKS. I’ve spent all day rotting in bed, eating sour patch kids and plain crackers because im so nauseous. Did manage to eat a mango this morning though

SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM GOING TO BE SO INSANE ABOUT THIS

Updating my LEGO White House

I need him so bad

Next time I write an unplanned pregnancy fic, I’m making the FMC buy an obnoxiously large body pillow because I have no idea how anyone could have ever survived without one

" The Subway " by @nicolawritesdrh.bsky.social 🤎Relationship: Hermione/Draco 🤎Words: 2.069 🤎Chapters: 1/1 🤎Rating: Teen And Up Audiences archiveofourown.org/collections/... #dramione #dhr #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

My housemate is finally home from overseas, but now I have the cats on my side because one of them just screamed at my closed door to let him in since he’s been coming in here all week

"Art commission" spambot comments are on the rise! Do not give scammers your email or social media information. Read more advice from #AO3 Policy & Abuse about how to protect yourself from spam at otw-news.org/yckkv3hy

@morriganmercy.bsky.social happy birthday!! Hope you’ve had an amazing day 🖤🖤

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 15: Epilogue I did it, y’all, the epilogue is finally posted and last chapter closed on my @hpnextgenfest.bsky.social fic. Everyone give @polawritesmagic.bsky.social a round of applause for her help too, and enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

Once I find the energy to pull myself off the couch, I am going to wrap up my most recent multi-chapter fic, my third largest fic to date. Shit is WILD

I just binge-read this fic yesterday and today, and it was incredible. Do yourself a favour please and start it now archiveofourown.org/works/635676...

The Subway For @dhrmonth.bsky.social - “New York” Each morning, Draco takes the subway to the MACUSA office in New York City. The people that get on and off at each stop never catch his eye. Except for Hermione. Inspired by 'The Subway' by Chappell Roan. archiveofourown.org/works/70420806

// dhr, harry POV — There was something wrong with Hermione, Harry concluded.

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 14: The Final Task: The Forbidden Forest Scavenger Hunt archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

// dhr, post-war - The road to friendship was paved with bribes, bets, and boatloads of pumpkin juice.

SURPRISE! Both my beta and I got ahead of schedule so this means I get to share this with you earlier than anticipated! Wands and Wastelands: A Wizard’s Guide to Surviving the Fallout, a Dramione and nottpott adventure fic. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/701509...

chapter 11! In which our dummies go to America. archiveofourown.org/works/496694...

Each year, like clockwork, he saved her a seat on the train. It had become a ritual since 8th Year when she had barged into his compartment with baked goods in the form of a peace offering and being a man with a resounding sweet tooth, he couldn’t just turn them down (he was a gentleman, after all).

#DramioneMonth Day 1 // 8th Year AU, plot twist...? "Well. This is the best case scenario, don't you think?" Draco said, breaking the silence when the portrait door to their common room shut closed.

🪄 Happy September 1st! 🪄 In a Heartbeat— a dramione one-shot Here’s a fluffy one-shot I wrote in honor of our favorite school season starting. Expect a (somewhat) planned pregnancy, cinnamon roll Scorpius, and a dash of dramione banter. archiveofourown.org/works/701504...

Day two of follicle stims and I swear I’ve never had to pee so much in my entire life

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 13: Coming Out and Coming Clean archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

It rained every single day. Draco had gone to great lengths to coordinate their busy schedules for this vacation, and the sun never came out. Dinner on the rooftop was moved into the cramped dining room, sunset strolls on the beach turned into watching a bad scifi movie in a packed auditorium that

He found her by their bedroom mirror wearing his old jersey. Only his jersey. "My my, Minister, the mental images and memories I could use against you." "I could say the same thing, 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳 Malfoy." He laughed before turning them towards her reflection. "Wow. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 my wife? Gods."

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 12: The Tri-Wizard Tournament: Scorpius’s Version archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 11: Violet Longbottom, Matchmaker (I know I’m a couple days late in posting) archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

Crying at this wonderful, fluffy, sweet fic ending. If you haven’t read it yet, please do!

The dying man. #dramione

Just wanted to again express my gratitude for every single person who donated or participated in any way with the Fandom for Families Fundraiser 🫶🏼🍉 Together, we raised over $4,500, which is absolutely amazing and desperately needed support at this time.

This is why I don’t allow guest comments on my fics, filters out SO much unwarranted rudeness

Sharing a little WIP Wednesday for one of the pieces I’m currently working on for @dhrmonth.bsky.social!

Hermione stirred awake, her body twisting towards the edge of the bed as she moved to stand to her feet. She reached for a blanket drifting off a chair and wrapped it around herself, heading towards the window. It was still night — stars sprinkled the nearly black sky while the moon hung bright.

Hey look Ma, I made it

Thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 10: The Second Task: Sunken Treasure archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

I was in a bookstore getting a book for my dad and there was a girl buying a Cassandra Clare set, who then asked the cashier about The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy as I was leaving the store, and now I’m like who are you?? Be my friend plssss

The #DramioneMonth 2025 AO3 Collection is now open for prompt claiming! 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Dramione_Month_2025 #dramione

I am THIS close to finishing the second last chapter of TIHWLIB and if I don’t finish it this weekend, I am going to bully myself

I’m doing my biannual re-read of Wait and Hope and I’m ready to spiral again

I got my period 3 days early, so I’m having a sugar-free hot chocolate with almond milk to comfort me (also how rude it came THREE DAYS early when it has a habit of being 2 days late and it caught me unprepared at work)

After several years together and one very cute Lily Potter to dote on, Hermione, Theo and Draco are finally ready to have a child of their own. Despite their careful planning, their efforts are fruitless, so it's up to Theo and Draco to concoct a plan to start the family of their dreams.

Written In The Stars • Dreomione • Explicit • 6.7k • archiveofourown.org/works/67235260

💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚 Dreomione Fest 2025 Reveals Day 24! Written In The Stars nicolawritesdrh One shot Prompt: Author's Choice archiveofourown.org/works/67235260 Icon art by makaykirei 💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚🌈💚