I hate being sick as much as the next person, but being pregnant and sick is another level because I can no longer take everything that made me feel better before. I just want some industrial strength cold and flu tablets to knock me out

I can’t wait to eat sushi and bread and salami and soft cheese and not have gestational diabetes

Getting a teeny tiny foot to the cervix is not the most pleasant of feelings, tbh

What Dramione WIPs are everyone reading these days? 👀

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Being pregnant is wild, what do you mean I’m making pepperoni pizza at 9:30am?

Dramione unplanned pregnancy, but Hermione has no symptoms. Draco shows up to work at the Auror office a few weeks after their tryst, nauseous and vomiting with a heightened sense of smell because Malfoy men love their wives so much that it’s in their blood to carry the weight of pregnancy symptoms

Read more Rare Pairs! Today's Recs are #panville 3 of varying length, so pick your poison! The Rite by @parksandfiction.bsky.social, podfic by @briarandbone.bsky.social Call Me Hopeless, Not Romantic by Nicolewritesdrh Polyjuice Play by thelostriversong #hpfanfic #harrypotterfanfic #rarepair

Don't let people who actively make money from your outrage, actually make money from your outrage. Say your piece, block, and move on, redirect that energy elsewhere. Save it for the people who will listen.

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

Fandom is 100% political, and if you can’t deal with that, then don’t engage with it.

Sunday Self Promo! Don't Waste A Drop #dreomione 4k oneshot 🔥 all smut 🔥 #dracomalfoy & #theodorenott need an egg donor and surrogate, and #hermionegranger perfectly fits the bill. But the way they want to impregnate her is unconventional... archiveofourown.org/works/76191226 #harrypotterfanfic

Now complete 💜

One Pairing: Panville One prompt: Roommates Join us here: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

ALYSHA EDWARDS?? Someone put Ru in the old folks home, she’s officially cracked it #rupaulsdragrace

Pretty sure I'm finished but I'll examine it later to decide. #drpansypencils

🥹 last Christmas before I become a mum

I’m wank and tell

Hello lovelies! I am slowly catching up on all my WIPs! Ginny/Oliver - fake dating - and Oliver is so gone for her! Chapter 4 drop! 💛 archiveofourown.org/works/665344...

Hero. ❤️ '43-year-old father of two, Ahmed el Ahmed, wrestled a rifle off one of the Bondi Beach gunmen. Ahmed is from Sydney’s Sutherland Shire and owns a fruit business. He has no known experience with guns and was visiting Bondi when he saw the shooting unfolding. archive.today/2025.12.14-1...

I heard you missed me 💋 Schedule to come this weekend. #hpinfidelityfest

I forgot that my mum left me a big chunk of her Christmas cake when she came to visit (and assured me that the alcohol cooks out of the rum) so now I’m having a great day with my Christmas cake

I don’t wanna jinx myself, but today feels like the light at the end of the morning sickness tunnel

Never been more thankful that it’s summer and I have so much delicious summer fruits at my disposal while I’m so sick, watermelon has been saving my life the last week

// astoria x draco , past hermione x draco He could feel her eyes staring into his back, the hot glare radiating against his skin as they twirled around the ballroom floor. Draco smirked as Astoria lay her head against his chest, allowing his arms to guide her across the room as they moved as one.

when you ask for old man yaoi and the universe gives you clinton/trump

Morning sickness is false advertising, I’ve thrown up more after 3pm in the last two weeks than I have before 12pm

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

#scorbus “Top or bottom?” Scorpius froze as the words echoed through the small room. He hesitated as he turned to face Albus, his new boyfriend. “Come again?” “Top or bottom?” Albus repeated, a smirk spreading across his face. It was a question Scorpius hadn’t expected being faced with just

#dramione #nextgen #scorbus The last time Scorpius felt this nervous was about 8 years ago. Coincidentally, he had also been on the couch in his father's office, about to have a discussion involving a certain mischievous Potter boy.

Idk how I’m supposed to do this for WEEKS. I’ve spent all day rotting in bed, eating sour patch kids and plain crackers because im so nauseous. Did manage to eat a mango this morning though

SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM GOING TO BE SO INSANE ABOUT THIS

Updating my LEGO White House

I need him so bad

Next time I write an unplanned pregnancy fic, I’m making the FMC buy an obnoxiously large body pillow because I have no idea how anyone could have ever survived without one

" The Subway " by @nicolawritesdrh.bsky.social 🤎Relationship: Hermione/Draco 🤎Words: 2.069 🤎Chapters: 1/1 🤎Rating: Teen And Up Audiences archiveofourown.org/collections/... #dramione #dhr #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

My housemate is finally home from overseas, but now I have the cats on my side because one of them just screamed at my closed door to let him in since he’s been coming in here all week

"Art commission" spambot comments are on the rise! Do not give scammers your email or social media information. Read more advice from #AO3 Policy & Abuse about how to protect yourself from spam at otw-news.org/yckkv3hy

@morriganmercy.bsky.social happy birthday!! Hope you’ve had an amazing day 🖤🖤

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 15: Epilogue I did it, y’all, the epilogue is finally posted and last chapter closed on my @hpnextgenfest.bsky.social fic. Everyone give @polawritesmagic.bsky.social a round of applause for her help too, and enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

Once I find the energy to pull myself off the couch, I am going to wrap up my most recent multi-chapter fic, my third largest fic to date. Shit is WILD

I just binge-read this fic yesterday and today, and it was incredible. Do yourself a favour please and start it now archiveofourown.org/works/635676...

The Subway For @dhrmonth.bsky.social - “New York” Each morning, Draco takes the subway to the MACUSA office in New York City. The people that get on and off at each stop never catch his eye. Except for Hermione. Inspired by 'The Subway' by Chappell Roan. archiveofourown.org/works/70420806

// dhr, harry POV — There was something wrong with Hermione, Harry concluded.

thoughts I have while lying in bed Chapter 14: The Final Task: The Forbidden Forest Scavenger Hunt archiveofourown.org/works/624823...

// dhr, post-war - The road to friendship was paved with bribes, bets, and boatloads of pumpkin juice.

SURPRISE! Both my beta and I got ahead of schedule so this means I get to share this with you earlier than anticipated! Wands and Wastelands: A Wizard’s Guide to Surviving the Fallout, a Dramione and nottpott adventure fic. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/701509...

chapter 11! In which our dummies go to America. archiveofourown.org/works/496694...