my pangram app is a little bitch and wouldn't accept either of these

it has been a "cereal for dinner and crawl back into bed at a quarter to seven" kind of day

noticed that the most recent three FDA medication recalls have been for ADHD meds, birth control pills, and Tylenol, lmao

just special ordered a ton of soup base because we're going into winter and also I needed to spend money about how sad I am

seeing other people age successfully from twink into bear gives me hope for my future

load bearing post-work nap

just saw a leftist take so galaxy-brained that I must now immediately take to my bed for the rest of the day. nice seeing you all

FINALLY A NEWSLETTER UPDATE, featuring a chapter in which things really start to get gay. www.patreon.com/posts/tvd-re...

now pivoting to trying to do my next Patreon post because I am wildly behind schedule, but this, too, is writing

I think I am *jazz hands* too anxious to write~

Theo would end up in the pokey for panicking and shooting a cockroach Bianca, best not to contemplate

I've got a couple free hours this morning before work, what if I try to do some writing 👀

cone of shame vs cone of delight

realized today that in sixteen years my undergrad alma mater has literally never asked me for money. what the fuck

heart-pounding action! (the action is me sitting and working and being consumed by aimless panic)

what if I call out for the rest of the day because I feel crummy... I could take a nap...........

I've been told that my first book is especially resonant with young queer people, which, my heart 😭 the WIP I think has an audience of "people who used to think their mental illness and/or general misery was a symptom of being smart"

I didn't know pugs could be this acrobatic. I'm obsessed www.instagram.com/reel/DQPUCxp...

I would not quit my day job because I would like having structure and additional income, but I would reduce my hours and dedicate much more time to writing. also maybe do things like have hobbies and cook more healthy meals

"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."

I've been fighting with this website for an hour, I'm in hell

this is an extremely I Have A Day Job question but is Bill.com an absolute UXUI shitshow for everybody or just me

woke up with ZERO vim and a deep sense of doom. I would like to go back to bed please

big ol' thunderclap! ⚡️

blocked someone for bitching about how caloric olive oil is

TIL the Pope did not have to give up his U.S. citizenship to become Pope, which means there is a very real likelihood that they're gonna be sending absentee ballots to the Vatican

it is rainy and dark and not warm and tonight's comfort food is BEANS

it was he who posted, and then deleted, the alf hog that unites us all

bulk candy variety packs always have that one motherfucker no one likes

IT HAPPENED AGAIN :(

I personally will not feel truly represented in politics until people start running on the platform "jail Jeff Bezos, liquidate his assets, and give collective control over his companies to the rank and file workers"

also I understand where they are coming from emotionally but it drives me cuckoobananas when people who grew up under Soviet style communism think that social democracy is a Trojan horse for full-blown Stalinist "standing in line for potatoes and not having free speech" oppression

one day, god willing, the party apparatus will learn that you drive turnout by giving people the opportunity to vote FOR something

Never let them say you can’t be a mensch AND a hater

felt this burn from 3,000 miles away

I didn't get to vote for Seattle mayor because I moved slightly outside the city limits :( but keeping fingers crossed for some of NYC's good vibes to reach us

Staten Island eternally showing itself to be the "and Peggy" of boroughs

roasting some stuffed squash again 😎

the fact that I grew up to be a morning person after habitually staying up until 4 a.m. as a teenager… my past self would be disgusted

I keep waking up with vim, but I don't have enough time before work to use that vim for what I want, so I end up starting work early and feeling like the vim is wasted

it just seems wrong that my book came out five years ago, there are people reading it now who were in elementary school when it first published 🫠 (they should not be reading it, it's extremely for grownups, but I'm reliably informed that they're reading it anyway)

I've been looking forward to this headline since I was fifteen. Burn in hell :)

Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.

assembled a grocery order while hungry, lads

zoo was very quiet today because for some reason rainy weekdays in November are not hopping at the outdoor walkies place 🧐 but one of the lions roared a tiny bit so that was very exciting

why does writing make me sweat so much, I'm literally just sitting there 😭

I am stilllllllllll not done with the chapterrrrrrrr but I am closer, a good morning's work I think!!

we are going on a date this afternoon! this morning I am going to poke at the manuscript a little bit more I think

if an application asks for a total of 30 pages spread between two genres of writing, does that mean I could get away with 28 pages of prose and one 2-page poem