I think I just saw Chris Mason's cum face.

Shabana Mahmood has told Keir Starmer that he doesn't have indefinite leave to remain.

Wes Streeting - when a 3D printer mixes up the templates for Piers Morgan and Ian Levine.

They should just make the general election a yearly thing. Like Eurovision.

Personally, I'm up for some chaos with Edward Miliband.

Fucking hell. Imagine if Wes Streeting is the next PM. Game over, man.

Saipan. A film that could have been an email.

"Changing the PM every couple of years is damaging to the country," says man who spent several years making sure the other side kept changing their PM.

So, according to Starmer,we're going to be at the heart of Europe without rejoining the EU. That's going to piss off EVERYONE.

Yes, the latest SNL UK cold open was very lame indeed, but they only had a couple of days to write it. Nobody could have guessed that Labour would lose ahead of time, so please give them a break.

Bizarre Love Triangle

Britain decides to give the leopard another chance.

Up and down the country, the local press are busy setting up their macros: Reform councillor ________ resigns for racist social media posts.'

Struggling to understand how Hartlepool, a town famous for hanging a monkey because they thought it was French, has embraced the politics of hate.

Can't believe that all those memes about Goebbels standing for Reform didn't work.

Trying to muster up the motivation to watch the last two episodes of Daredevil Born Again. But it's so fucking boring.

I remember shortly after the Brexit vote (almost ten years ago now), I took solace from the fact that there would soon come a time when we'd never have to hear from Nigel Farage ever again.

I'm pleased that SNL UK has got a second series. It'll give them a whole year to come up with something funny.

Just saw a clip from Legends with Steve Coogan. It looks hilarious! What's that? It isn't supposed to be a comedy? Oh.

Tomorrow, Keir Starmer will give what will be called an "impassioned" speech about how he gets it, the disappointment and frustration you may feel, but that he is absolutely committed to delivering for Britain and Ordinary Working Families. Then he'll try banning trans people from going to the loo.

Will Starmer bring his toys into work tomorrow?

Fucking hell.

Labour are determined to stamp out antisemitism wherever they find it. You can read all about it on their latest X post.

If you think this shit is bad, wait until America votes in a fascist dictator who *isn't* a fucking idiot.

No, mate. Not being able to heat our homes and afford to eat is a crisis for us all. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

I'm old enough to remember when the UK would get American films years later. Now it's fascist governments.

I'm sorry but that Dr Who SNL sketch was fucking terrible.

I just want to thank all those people pointing out that "May the 4th be with you' originated with Thatcher for sucking the joy out of everything. Well done, you.

As someone who lives in a Reform council, I hope they do really well in the upcoming local elections. People need to experience just how fucking useless they are before the GE comes along.

Rudy Giuliani is in my thoughts today. I really hope he's suffering.

Ironically, Wonder Man was the easiest video episode to make because Disney is the only production company in the world that doesn't try to claim copyright on the clips. Normally I have to jump through hoops to get the video on the platform. So that was nice.

I've got to say, covering a modern show has gone down like a lead balloon with our core audience. Still, you live and learn. youtu.be/Tvful0s5Aeo?...

I've reading Never Flinch by Stephen King and in it Holly Gibney is worried about getting a bonus for her PI work. King seems to have completely forgotten that he made her a millionaire in the last book (a terrible decision IMHO, but at least be consistent!)

Just had a bird (a magpie, I think) fly through the house because the back door is open. It hit me in the fucking head! The cats are going mental.

Depeche Mode - Fly on the Windscreen The The - Lonely Planet Cream - Badge Nick Cave - Jubilee Street Beastie Boys - Open Letter to NYC New Order - 586 Genesis - Carpet Crawlers Pet Shop Boys - One Thing Leads To Another B52s - Rock Lobster The Fall - The Classical

Our new podcast is out now. And this time we take a look at something that was broadcast this century!

Quick update on The Cage: it's complete and utter shite. Laughably bad by the end. I think I actually booed. I only watched it was because The Guardian gave it five stars and described it as an amazing "state of the nation" drama in the review byline. 1/5

I still can't stop listening to this incredible album. I always feel like I've been on a bit of a journey when I finish it. All killer, no filler. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The only thing Tony Blair is good for is a reboot of Phantasm.

It begins with New Order's 586, for heaven's sake.

Really enjoying The Cage. The needle drops are top notch.

I love cats, me.

Let him have his fucking bunker. Maybe he'll shoot himself in it.

The only surprising thing about the assassination attempt is that there isn't one every day.

everyone's reaction here is kinda just like checking their watch during the 3rd act of a poorly paced movie

Incidentally, the sign that AI has finally taken over is the day Ian Levine releases another version of Shada. So any day now.

"We need to stage a fake assassination attempt to help with Trunp's bad ratings..." "Great idea! Where shall we do it?" "In a room full of journalists."

So many idiots on here who think Ockham's razor is something you shave with.

I might start a new social media network where you can only discuss the important things in life, like art, films, books, Top of the Pops and cats.

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